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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2012, 09:44:27 PM »
The cat just wanted to play!
Cougar meows, purrs, says hi


Gawd I hope the wheel barrow is ok....
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2012, 09:57:23 PM »
Funny that cougar acted like a damn house cat looking for attention I am guessing it is severly domesticated.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2012, 10:03:18 PM »
Hope you locked your car doors...
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2012, 10:05:11 PM »
What makes it funnier is I'm reading this and picturing clint eastwood and I can't picture him running and screaming boogah boogah boogah at a cougar!LOL :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2012, 10:11:52 PM »
Hope you locked your car doors...
Cougar In The Car I

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I love that scene.
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2012, 07:08:59 AM »
The cat just wanted to play!
Cougar meows, purrs, says hi


Gawd I hope the wheel barrow is ok....

seriously tame, and still deadly

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2012, 07:16:54 AM »
Get that pen on a plaque and hand it on the wall  :tup:

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2012, 07:46:02 AM »
Hey, anyone whos ever watched Macgyver knows, you can accomplish a lot with a ball point pen!!  :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2012, 11:03:46 AM »
K C you did the only thing you could do...and it worked.  get big and scare the s--t out of em with a load scream.  in the cougs mind you were a crazed animal that was not worth messing with.  you were the bigger threat.  now go back and hunt em down.  great story and lesson for all.
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2012, 05:36:57 PM »
Yea, put that pen on a wall!!!  I'm still laughing..... This is just too funny.  I don't know you but I can picture the whole thing perfectly. 

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2012, 08:36:49 PM »
Ya its almost funny tonight..almost... Olddog ggot a kick out of it  :chuckle:

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2012, 04:28:39 PM »
sue me if you want kc, but i put your story on my fb page.  funniest thing i seen in a while.  trying to tell your story to fellas at work, but it doesn't hold a candle to how you told it.  funny stuff
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2012, 06:52:09 PM »
Its cool bit I wanna see u gotta add me lol

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2012, 06:59:42 PM »
Kracker I love your stories ... :chuckle: now I got a good laugh I will go to bed now  :tup: :chuckle: seriously I am !

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2012, 09:37:24 PM »
Im, uh, glad I could make you laugh  :dunno: it will be nice when im laughing about it.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2012, 03:32:49 AM »
I wonder if it was the poo smell coming from your pants that actually scared it off  :dunno: :dunno:  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2012, 05:16:44 AM »
He may have been thinking the same thing as this dog.......  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2012, 08:39:44 PM »
 :chuckle:

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2012, 06:53:26 PM »
I just got back from a week and a half hunting on the east side and this was one of my first posts I read.  I laughed my butt off.  KC u da man!

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2012, 06:57:11 PM »
Kracker I love your stories ... :chuckle: now I got a good laugh I will go to bed now  :tup: :chuckle: seriously I am !

I am with you BH45.  Kc_Kracker has stories and good humor to go with them.  Cannot say the same for some others that have gone down this same road.  Kc I would welcome coming across you out and about anytime....  keep it up.
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 10:49:43 PM »
WHOLY *censored*E never seen one up close, Im no good at guessing cat weight but he was tall, long, and not skinny, his paws were HUGE

I'd imagine that thing looked to be about 10 feet tall, breathing fire, with lasers coming out of his eyes at that point! 

Great story, I'm glad you made it out on the good side, the alternative could have been a far different story.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 11:05:02 PM »
Where was this? You mentioned the N. Fork so I'm thinking Teanaway?????? My brother was up there tonight and ran into a cougar as he was walking back to a the car on a dirt road. He said that the thing was crouched down and only about 20 yards away. As he raised his gun and moved forward it turned and ran. I have several pics of some cats from my game trail cams in the area too.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 11:32:05 PM »
Kind of a funny story, but bet at the time you were like f--k I aint making it home damn!!!
Glad you made it ha ha bet you will pack from now on.  :P
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2012, 06:47:48 AM »
well after old-dog got a good chuckle from the story he said he used to teach this in a class, and they tell everyone hop on a stump, get big, and yell. i guess the pen IS mightier than the sword!

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2012, 08:25:24 AM »
I HAVE THE POWER!!!



Someone photoshop a pen in place of the sword...  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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