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Offline pips4bucks

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 10:49:43 PM »
WHOLY *censored*E never seen one up close, Im no good at guessing cat weight but he was tall, long, and not skinny, his paws were HUGE

I'd imagine that thing looked to be about 10 feet tall, breathing fire, with lasers coming out of his eyes at that point! 

Great story, I'm glad you made it out on the good side, the alternative could have been a far different story.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 11:05:02 PM »
Where was this? You mentioned the N. Fork so I'm thinking Teanaway?????? My brother was up there tonight and ran into a cougar as he was walking back to a the car on a dirt road. He said that the thing was crouched down and only about 20 yards away. As he raised his gun and moved forward it turned and ran. I have several pics of some cats from my game trail cams in the area too.

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 11:32:05 PM »
Kind of a funny story, but bet at the time you were like f--k I aint making it home damn!!!
Glad you made it ha ha bet you will pack from now on.  :P
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2012, 06:47:48 AM »
well after old-dog got a good chuckle from the story he said he used to teach this in a class, and they tell everyone hop on a stump, get big, and yell. i guess the pen IS mightier than the sword!

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2012, 08:25:24 AM »
I HAVE THE POWER!!!



Someone photoshop a pen in place of the sword...  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2012, 10:16:44 AM »
What makes it funnier is I'm reading this and picturing clint eastwood and I can't picture him running and screaming boogah boogah boogah at a cougar!LOL :chuckle:

Me too! I just see Clint holding a pen. "You want this the easy way or the hard way"

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2012, 10:50:26 PM »
This is the exact reason I have a Columbia River hissatsu knife (AKA *censored* mother effing tactical knife) mounted on my backpack strap. My Buddies make fun of me, but it won't run out of bullets. Plus a little jiu-jitsu background doesn't hurt  :chuckle:
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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2012, 11:53:47 AM »
A 250lb bear,a 400+ lb bear and a cougar ready to pounce on you.

You haven't hunted in decades and yet, you see all this in 5 days! :chuckle:

Thats impressive! :tup:




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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2012, 10:37:29 PM »
Rick, I dont have time for little kids like you making insinuations, if you got something to say be a man and speak up instead of making pathetic insinuations  :liar:  Yes, we are in the great Northwest, I hunt in the forest, not in Redmond Parks, there are animals there, real animals, yes animals other then bambi prancing around, animals that dont run away, animals with real teeth, so feel free to join me on a weapon free hike, or keep pussin up talkin *censored* behind your keyboard :tup:

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Re: I think I shat in my pants
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2012, 10:45:12 PM »
I HAVE THE POWER!!!



Someone photoshop a pen in place of the sword...  :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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