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Offline Curly

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Logger joke
« on: August 31, 2007, 12:40:11 PM »
Republican Logggers

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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.  A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of an 8-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.  One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.  "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all the wisdom in the heavens." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!

By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Seattle and get another one?"
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Re: Logger joke
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 03:21:27 PM »
 :chuckle:

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Re: Logger joke
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 03:46:08 PM »
loose of words, LOL

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Re: Logger joke
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 04:48:14 PM »
Great!




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Re: Logger joke
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 01:44:39 PM »
They should let the grizzlies loose in Seattle, then charge for pay per view, would make a killing, lol
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Re: Logger joke
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 05:41:09 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

 

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