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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2017, 08:19:02 AM »
Okay I want everybody to send me your pee, so I can dump it where I want to hunt. Then I can have my pick of bucks that come in to lick it up. 😆😆😆
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2017, 08:20:10 AM »
Okay I want everybody to send me your pee, so I can dump it where I want to hunt. Then I can have my pick of bucks that come in to lick it up. 😆😆😆

Is that really what you want it for????? I've heard stories, Yager.  :yike:
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2017, 09:04:36 AM »
I guess that as we get older and lose more control over our bladders we become a walking mineral lick.  Hell, in a couple more years I should be able to kill a big buck with a pocket knife!
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2017, 09:31:37 AM »
I guess that as we get older and lose more control over our bladders we become a walking mineral lick.  Hell, in a couple more years I should be able to kill a big buck with a pocket knife!


That's something to look forward to!! You forgot to mention the 3 am stroll also.  :hello:

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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2017, 09:32:21 AM »
So that's why the deer keep coming up to our porch to eat our strawberries.  I thought peeing on them would keep them away!  :chuckle: :bash:

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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2017, 09:53:52 AM »
I guess that as we get older and lose more control over our bladders we become a walking mineral lick.  Hell, in a couple more years I should be able to kill a big buck with a pocket knife!

 :chuckle: Several of us know your pain.
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2017, 10:41:14 AM »
So what I am hearing is that we should do less scouting and more peeing before the season starts. Who needs a salt block.
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2017, 12:30:40 PM »
For the first 5 years of bow-hunting I carried a giant bottle with me to my stand. I would spit my chew into it until I had to to pee, then I would pee in it an stop chewing.I never peed or spit  from my stand...always spit and peed in the bottle.

Now I just do whatever from my stand...no impact whatsoever.

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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #58 on: September 28, 2017, 05:38:42 PM »
Maybe we should just piss our pants an walk around the woods??? :guns:
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2017, 10:13:41 AM »
This thread is amazing... almost pissed myself laughing!

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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #60 on: October 25, 2017, 10:27:56 AM »
OK from now on I'm starting my hunt with two super size McDonalds fries and a quart of Gatorade.
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2017, 10:33:35 AM »
OK from now on I'm starting my hunt with two super size McDonalds fries and a quart of Gatorade.

You will definitely not have a problem going 1 or 2, LOL
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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2017, 10:54:15 AM »
Pering is okay just don't drop a deuce where you are planning on hunting

Ha, I was scouting for archery elk a couple years ago and took a dump at the end of a road. Heard elk calls about 100 yards away and up the hill so I went up to investigate and saw the elk, watched them for a bit and when starting to leave I walked past eh entrance of the road where I did the business and there were 3 elk standing about 15 feet from my pile. It was covered but still it smelled pretty bad and they didn't seem to be bothered. YMMV.

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Re: Peeing in the woods?
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2017, 12:00:39 PM »
I was upland hunting and stopped to take a leak when the dogs started flushing chuckers all around me.  I grabbed my gun and ended up standing there with my pants around my ankles shooting birds and reloading the magazine on my gun while my buddy was laughing so hard he couldn't shoot straight.   

 

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