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Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« on: August 27, 2017, 09:20:31 AM »
A WARNING TO ALL WESTERN WASHINGTON HUNTERS!!!!!

A new group of "snowflakes" have taken to the hills in protest. That's right, the "Blacktail Deer Lives Matter" group is making a show of force, and they say it will continue till their demands are met. They claim that to much attention is paid to thier cousins to the East, and that "Whitetail Deer Privilige" is out of control and makes it hard for Blacktails to succeed as trophy animals. Whitetails are being accused of having it easy, with food plots grown for them, advertisers using Whitetail deer in advertising, and of course, better weather. It was pointed out that you never see a hunting show about Blacktails, and claim this is discriminatory and biased based on the color of their tails. This group of despots are actually planning to ruin hunting season for many this fall, by refusing to rut, destroying cars by sacrificing themselves on the highways, burning down forests, and demanding the removal of all taxidermy work in the Pacific Northwest. One protester was overheard saying, "it is demeaning that the history of this group is celebrated by the hanging of heads on the walls of these hunters".

The group, in which the males almost exclusively slink around in the dark of night, also claims that their gender status is now not explicitly set just because of antlers or the lack there of. When interviewed, Mr. Booner Damn Whatabuck said, and I quote, "My gender status does not equate to the antlers on my head. Hunters should be forced to ask me what my gender status is before proceeding to hunt or shoot me. It is not my fault they can not get close enough to ask the hard questions. As a matter of fact, even carrying around this massive 3x6 non-typical rack, I identify as a doe, and that makes it illegal to shoot me"!

The Blacktail Deer Lives Matter group is also planning on taking on the Mule Deer population due to their propensity to grow larger, heavier, and more symmetrical antlers. "It is just not fair that Mule Deer get all the headlines in this state" said one doe, as she spoke behind her black hoodie and mask.

Whitetail and Mule Deer both were contacted but at the time of this article had not responded. There was loud deer snorting coming from the East side of the Cascades heard by many.

So be prepared to defend yourselves this year, if you hunt the West side of the Cascades. Things are getting crazy out there.
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2017, 09:29:53 AM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: Well done!

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2017, 09:33:58 AM »
Not mine, I stole it from a Facebook post but had to share.
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2017, 10:07:26 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :tup:
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2017, 11:37:01 AM »
 :chuckle: I've heard some whitetails are disturbed by the "Benchleg" mixing of blackies and mulies, which will eventually wipe out species purity. Is it a coincidence that the "whities" stay in the eastern part of the state closest to Coeur d'Alene, a known hotbed of whitey activity? I think not!
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2017, 12:59:14 PM »
Very non PC post. Times have changed.  It is so 2016 to refer to them as  blacktails. They now  go by the name of native coastal deer.

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2017, 09:40:21 PM »
That's funny stuff right there !

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2017, 09:57:38 PM »
Deer self-identify; they can choose to be blacktail or whitetails.

However, some are Q deer (questioning).They can feel like a blacktail trapped in a whitetail's body one day, but the opposite the next.
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2017, 10:18:12 AM »
I disagree, Blacktail lives don't matter to me come opening weekend!!
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2017, 10:20:01 AM »
Don't assume their tail! They are all white underneath  :)
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2017, 04:31:12 PM »
 :lol4:
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2017, 05:07:56 PM »
Hilarious

There will be Blacktail Lives Matter violence breaking out soon
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2017, 07:43:49 PM »
There has been a group of BT organizing in my neighborhood.  I think my yard is where the final showdown will be.  May have to create a monument to memorialize their movement.
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2017, 09:20:35 PM »
There has been a group of BT organizing in my neighborhood.  I think my yard is where the final showdown will be.  May have to create a monument to memorialize their movement.
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2017, 09:31:45 PM »
They vandalized my place today.  They also tried blockading the driveway, but I just hit the gas instead.  Been flinging rocks with the wrist rocket at them since.

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2017, 10:12:07 PM »
Deer self-identify; they can choose to be blacktail or whitetails.

However, some are Q deer (questioning).They can feel like a blacktail trapped in a whitetail's body one day, but the opposite the next.

If a 3 point muley  identifies as a cow elk can you still shoot it??
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2017, 12:03:00 AM »
There has been a group of BT organizing in my neighborhood.  I think my yard is where the final showdown will be.  May have to create a monument to memorialize their movement.
your BBQ !

I can say his bbq's are delicious and if that's how he will memorialize them, I'll be there. :drool: :tup:
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2017, 07:45:56 AM »
Where we live BENCHLEG DEERS lives do matter! They matter there way right into our freexers!
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2017, 09:01:15 AM »
Deer self-identify; they can choose to be blacktail or whitetails.

However, some are Q deer (questioning).They can feel like a blacktail trapped in a whitetail's body one day, but the opposite the next.

If a 3 point muley  identifies as a cow elk can you still shoot it??

Yes, but don't even think of calling them "Venison"  :yike:
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2017, 11:26:36 AM »
Deer self-identify; they can choose to be blacktail or whitetails.

However, some are Q deer (questioning).They can feel like a blacktail trapped in a whitetail's body one day, but the opposite the next.

If a 3 point muley identifies as a cow elk can you still shoot it??

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2017, 09:47:21 AM »
Damn politics always gotta show up no matter what it is smh. 

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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2017, 09:59:36 AM »
I have an archery deer tag (unnotched), but I identify as a ML hunter. Will the WDF&Wolves acknowledge my preference and support my transition over to the "other side"?
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Re: Warning to all Western, WA. Deer hunters!!!!
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2017, 07:35:07 PM »
Damn politics always gotta show up no matter what it is smh. 

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