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Offline cryder

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I want my money back !!!
« on: September 15, 2017, 08:09:24 AM »
Well I guess fish n feathers really wins this year , fires and smoke and road closures and oh ya ! Beer camp has claimed another early bow season. I actually thought about bringing my uncle's oxygen tank with me but for some reason it goes hand in hand with his camel bare asses , if you got a elk this bow season I hate you and hurry and get that critter in the freezer so you can continue on to the omack stamped cuz you must of shot that from being in full gallop to keep up with the heard that never stopped running . I was sitting on my well worn stump of intense thought at 2am till first light 4 days in a row listening for a real bugle , and not a peep , unless you count the fool that chokes n coughs after every call he does , hillariuose , even my significant other is in agreement with me taking my official woods access documents to the state Fair and see if I can get in there with my proof of stupidity , smoked out and I want my money back , or give it to the firefighters . If anyone else is making plans for a igloo hunt this year I'm in , that's if the smoke clears and there is some little trail still open that they forgot to close cuz of snow fall dangers right were the critters are , congrats fish n feathers , you win , AGAIN !
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2017, 08:15:04 AM »
Cryder,

I always enjoy reading your posts, thank you.  :chuckle:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 08:16:41 AM »
  :tup:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 08:27:25 AM »
I relate.  Most unfavorite hunting season ever

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 08:29:35 AM »
I just love beer camp!  :chuckle:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 08:31:06 AM »
 :chuckle:
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2017, 08:37:44 AM »
The beer camp I mentioned was about 20 underage girls and 5 boys who discovered how to tap the keg they stole from the beer truck broke down on the naches entry road on the back end of town, no hunting possible in the smoke , or at least in my insane pissed off opinion at the time , I found these idiots very entertaining to say the least , or at least until the uncontrollable gurgling in there own hearl started , then I just resorted to my r.c. truck to pass the time in hopes of some breathable air happened by ,,,, ya right !
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2017, 09:01:23 AM »
Contemplating trading in my bow stuff for golf clubs , heck green grass no road closures , no corduroy camoes ,no Christian rock bands , no open headers ,fools with knifes in there teeth no all night mud slinging Jeep clubs , no slacked jawed yokels collecting parking pass fees , no fun police , no fake hunters , and the wallet suckers are a little more sociable ? And you get to hit stuff all-day and run after it , then when it's over I can fish the mighty Columbia , went to take my dirty thirty out do some plinkn and that was closed cuz of fire danger if mother nature don't end us that pathetic fool in North Korea just might ,,,,, sooooo ,,,, GET OUT THERE !!!!!



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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2017, 09:06:23 AM »
20 girls, 5 guys and a keg...some awesome ratios there. :chuckle: cryder, yet another awesome post. :tup:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2017, 09:08:33 AM »
I have to say i am disappointed with the last 2 post. I could cleary understand everything you wrote.  Lol

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2017, 09:26:05 AM »
The struggle is real!😂
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2017, 09:33:07 AM »
20 girls and 5 dudes sounds like my kind of mountain party.

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2017, 09:38:50 AM »
Love your posts, cryder!  Keep them coming!   :)

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2017, 09:40:54 AM »
Welcome to Wa.  Is it me or does it seem most seasons are a challenge to even begin?  I have not bought a thing this year for many reasons.  Have to see if I can make it all year or the bug gets me. Prices, fees, access, fires, closures, overcrowding, cost, general frustration in whole process.  Wa, gotta love it eh?!?  Cryder you should compose a new form of poetry as you write in similar styles blended together.  Maybe call it Natures Haiku??
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2017, 10:24:27 AM »
Hi what ? Washington is no longer a supreme hunting ground , as for my jiggering on this yoogler there is no rules just write it just comes out and apologetically bounces off you guys , but I think the fun police have ways of deleting me from your petamitah soooooo ,,, c ya ?!?!  :sry: :chuckle:
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