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I want my money back !!!
« on: September 15, 2017, 08:09:24 AM »
Well I guess fish n feathers really wins this year , fires and smoke and road closures and oh ya ! Beer camp has claimed another early bow season. I actually thought about bringing my uncle's oxygen tank with me but for some reason it goes hand in hand with his camel bare asses , if you got a elk this bow season I hate you and hurry and get that critter in the freezer so you can continue on to the omack stamped cuz you must of shot that from being in full gallop to keep up with the heard that never stopped running . I was sitting on my well worn stump of intense thought at 2am till first light 4 days in a row listening for a real bugle , and not a peep , unless you count the fool that chokes n coughs after every call he does , hillariuose , even my significant other is in agreement with me taking my official woods access documents to the state Fair and see if I can get in there with my proof of stupidity , smoked out and I want my money back , or give it to the firefighters . If anyone else is making plans for a igloo hunt this year I'm in , that's if the smoke clears and there is some little trail still open that they forgot to close cuz of snow fall dangers right were the critters are , congrats fish n feathers , you win , AGAIN !
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2017, 08:15:04 AM »
Cryder,

I always enjoy reading your posts, thank you.  :chuckle:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 08:16:41 AM »
  :tup:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 08:27:25 AM »
I relate.  Most unfavorite hunting season ever
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 08:29:35 AM »
I just love beer camp!  :chuckle:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 08:31:06 AM »
 :chuckle:
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2017, 08:37:44 AM »
The beer camp I mentioned was about 20 underage girls and 5 boys who discovered how to tap the keg they stole from the beer truck broke down on the naches entry road on the back end of town, no hunting possible in the smoke , or at least in my insane pissed off opinion at the time , I found these idiots very entertaining to say the least , or at least until the uncontrollable gurgling in there own hearl started , then I just resorted to my r.c. truck to pass the time in hopes of some breathable air happened by ,,,, ya right !
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2017, 09:01:23 AM »
Contemplating trading in my bow stuff for golf clubs , heck green grass no road closures , no corduroy camoes ,no Christian rock bands , no open headers ,fools with knifes in there teeth no all night mud slinging Jeep clubs , no slacked jawed yokels collecting parking pass fees , no fun police , no fake hunters , and the wallet suckers are a little more sociable ? And you get to hit stuff all-day and run after it , then when it's over I can fish the mighty Columbia , went to take my dirty thirty out do some plinkn and that was closed cuz of fire danger if mother nature don't end us that pathetic fool in North Korea just might ,,,,, sooooo ,,,, GET OUT THERE !!!!!



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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2017, 09:06:23 AM »
20 girls, 5 guys and a keg...some awesome ratios there. :chuckle: cryder, yet another awesome post. :tup:
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2017, 09:08:33 AM »
I have to say i am disappointed with the last 2 post. I could cleary understand everything you wrote.  Lol

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2017, 09:26:05 AM »
The struggle is real!😂
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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2017, 09:33:07 AM »
20 girls and 5 dudes sounds like my kind of mountain party.

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2017, 09:38:50 AM »
Love your posts, cryder!  Keep them coming!   :)

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2017, 09:40:54 AM »
Welcome to Wa.  Is it me or does it seem most seasons are a challenge to even begin?  I have not bought a thing this year for many reasons.  Have to see if I can make it all year or the bug gets me. Prices, fees, access, fires, closures, overcrowding, cost, general frustration in whole process.  Wa, gotta love it eh?!?  Cryder you should compose a new form of poetry as you write in similar styles blended together.  Maybe call it Natures Haiku??
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2017, 10:24:27 AM »
Hi what ? Washington is no longer a supreme hunting ground , as for my jiggering on this yoogler there is no rules just write it just comes out and apologetically bounces off you guys , but I think the fun police have ways of deleting me from your petamitah soooooo ,,, c ya ?!?!  :sry: :chuckle:
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« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2017, 10:44:26 AM »
Noooooo!  Please stick around, Cryder.  We love it when you check in with your unique brand of stream-of-consciousness. 

I am going to give it another go this weekend.  Hopefully some poor elk will cooperate, maybe when it is hung over from partying with the 20 girls, 5 guys, and a keg...  :chuckle:

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« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2017, 10:58:42 AM »
Please dont go. Everytime you post it makes my day better

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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2017, 11:27:50 AM »
I'm not going anywhere , heck Montana is completely on fire ,so that's out , I'm just saying if peeps don't want to c my jarrga just deleat , paste ,file , spam , download , recreate , ungoogle your yoogler or just turn the page , cuz I'm sure there's a master hunter out there with more time and stories than I have that you can worship as the guy who bows elk from 150 yards and is everyone's hero for no particular reason , I no he's a distant thought of mine from last year's list of heroes , an actual legend in his own mind I'm sure  :chuckle: :hello:
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« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2017, 12:52:38 PM »
I'm not going anywhere , heck Montana is completely on fire ,so that's out , I'm just saying if peeps don't want to c my jarrga just deleat , paste ,file , spam , download , recreate , ungoogle your yoogler or just turn the page , cuz I'm sure there's a master hunter out there with more time and stories than I have that you can worship as the guy who bows elk from 150 yards and is everyone's hero for no particular reason , I no he's a distant thought of mine from last year's list of heroes , an actual legend in his own mind I'm sure  :chuckle: :hello:

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Re: I want my money back !!!
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2017, 01:04:26 PM »
Success stories are always fun to read, but cryder stories are by far my favorite.

"ungoogle your yoogler" will be an active part of my vocabulary from here on out. 

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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2017, 01:42:21 PM »
 :chuckle: killin me cryder. Keep it up!  :chuckle:   :tup:

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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2017, 01:55:47 PM »
So can we get back to the 20 girls 5 guy party?  :chuckle:

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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2017, 02:11:43 PM »
Cryder for president!

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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2017, 04:39:23 PM »
4 to 1, must have been pretty sedate, the guys would have been goners.  Do not give up, lots of unburnt stuff around

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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2017, 05:58:11 PM »
Boohoo. You had me rollin my eyes Cryder, until you metioned the master hunters. I can't help but laugh at that clown show  :chuckle:
The animals have to be somewhere, probably by the water of course. And if that doesn't work out, at least you know where you can find a keg and 20 girls...... you can take 5 dudes can't ya.!?!?!

 

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