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Offline PlateauNDN

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2017, 09:20:16 AM »
As the quest continues from the previous adventure our two wayward heroes meet in the forests outside of mordor. As the day had already progressed into a late midfall eve only a few hrs remained for Frodo Plat and Sam wise RT to develop a plan before entering the barren wastelands of mordor to take on the one.

If middle washington was to be safe our wary heroes had to destroy the enemy.
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2017, 09:22:31 AM »
Tell me you have pics of you 2 dressed up in costumes  :lol4:
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2017, 09:40:42 AM »
What kind of dragon slaying weapon determines the armour. 

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2017, 09:44:41 AM »
I think he's sayin' they hit it with the truck.... :chuckle:

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2017, 09:47:53 AM »
Did someone lose a finger?
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2017, 09:52:00 AM »
Plat, by your pictures, I don't think you have quite grasped the concept of long arming  :dunno:


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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2017, 09:58:55 AM »
Epic as always!
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2017, 10:03:48 AM »
As we set out on our treacherous journey there was an eery silence in the air. Not a sound in the air, chirp in the tree, flap in the sky.  It was as if the enemy somehow had prepared for intruders and was quietly stalking in the shadows. Ever watching each step, each movement and each breath our heroes were taking.

Along the path they encountered many goblin assassin's (grouse) tempting fate with their short stocky bodies. Not a care in the world nor fear in the eye. Though numbers they have, they lack the skill to challenge our heroes and are no match for the sword and spear.
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2017, 10:11:16 AM »
OK, you had my interest at mention of Mordor.

But then you went and ruined it.  Really, your primary enemy on this journey were grouses?  What are you, 8" tall midgets?

And, this is the very first time RT has been called Samwise. 

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2017, 10:54:27 AM »
That dragon is a different color, shape and size than I was expecting.
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2017, 11:11:52 AM »
That dragon is a different color, shape and size than I was expecting.
 :dunno:

...and it doesn't have any scales, either. Not much of a dragon without scales.  :dunno:
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2017, 11:15:58 AM »
I will check back after I get back from three weeks of hunting.  :hello:
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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2017, 12:03:51 PM »
The toughest baddest, he took lead like a champ!!!!   Holy Christ he was tough!  Congrats Plat, WE DIT IT AGAIN!!!!!

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2017, 12:12:22 PM »
Great job Plat! How about some horn porn.

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Re: The return of the king
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2017, 12:14:35 PM »
As they continued on their journey they encountered wild wargs (deer). As these have not been tormented and tortured into captivity they are much more weary of travelers.

They sauntered off without creating a conflict.
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