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Offline time2hunt

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 04:51:42 PM »
Holy crap! Hahaha! #Trapperlivesmatter #Beavertimesup  ;D ;D

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2018, 04:56:38 PM »
 :yike:
That's a good warning to not anger a beaver.  :o
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2018, 05:00:34 PM »
Wow
Not sure if I would have told that story if it were me.
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2018, 05:01:54 PM »
World News Daily Report?  Funny story, but you might be able to make it up, judging by some of the stuff in the sidebar.

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2018, 05:02:20 PM »
World News Daily Report?  Funny story, but you might be able to make it up, judging by some of the stuff in the sidebar.

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2018, 05:10:42 PM »
Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2018, 05:17:59 PM »
I wasn't being coy, it's a true story.  I've shared it on HW before a long time ago.
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2018, 05:22:45 PM »
Just playing with you and the premise that you can't make this stuff up, by making stuff up.  I'll delete it.

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2018, 05:50:32 PM »
This is at the bottom of the page:

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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2018, 07:49:14 PM »
Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.

Gotta hear the story!
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2018, 08:25:58 PM »
 :o that site has a strange infatuation with beastiity. :puke:
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2018, 09:01:43 PM »
 :o
It's kind of the opposite of this meme.
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2018, 09:22:58 PM »
Having nearly been a victim myself once, I believe it.

Gotta hear the story!

I used to do a lot of spear gun hunting for trash fish in the rivers around here, one day I got between 2 paired beaver.  One was up river of me around a sharp bend the other was down river and I was hunting the area between them.  I got down current a ways and was working my way back up the bend in a slow deep spot, as I was scanning the bottom I seen my shadow and all the sudden another shadow approached prompting me to look up.  I looked up and was face to face with a beaver, it was inches at best, I kept my mask and eyes below the water line and spear aimed at its belly, I was wondering if it was going to bite my skull or what, it stayed there for what felt like minutes (but it was probably only 5-10 seconds) just inches from my skull..ya and I have brown hair, and the snorkel probably resembled a stick so I could see the confusion of that beaver thinking my skull was it's mate.  I brought my spear up to its belly but didn't pull the trigger, instead I jumped up in the water as far as I could with a kick from my fins and threw my arms up high and yelled something at it, I can't recall the word and they wouldn't be forum friendly...   

I had no idea a beaver could squeal, but it let out a squeal, slapped it's tail and dove.   Fast as I was under water that beaver left me in it's wake and disappeared in a hole in the bank just under the water.  I was glad it didn't climb on my head, so you can imagine what everyone say's when I tell that story over a beer. 
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Re: Canít make this up
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2018, 09:27:41 PM »
:o that site has a strange infatuation with beastiity. :puke:
I imagine that has been said about reading a certain thread on this site.... >:(

 

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