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Big Game Hunting => Elk Hunting => Topic started by: PlateauNDN on October 04, 2016, 12:40:34 PM
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So this tail begins in a far off land in a time not so distant ago. It began when two men who have a passion for the pursuit of animals.
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im just gona tag this 8)
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And we're off..........
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The two adventurers had crossed paths for the 1st time in a time when the great hunter (Corey) no-hair slayed the fire breathing dragon (big nasty). One had ventured into unknown territory bringing gifts and offerings (firesticks) to appease the weary travelers.
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In...
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...and then...?
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I'll check back next week when the story is almost done :rolleyes:
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Oh God.
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Now that I am a mod I can come back to this in November, cut and paste it, delete the excessive spacing that is bound to happen and post the final edited story back on page one for all to read. ;)
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MORE LIKE THE TWO KINGDOMES !
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The gifts and offerings were accepted but not enjoyed. :dunno: as adventurers had moved on to settle down in greener pastures. The following year the Get Sum tribe had begun their journey to chase dragons again while the lone traveler had started his journey to scale the high mts into the clouds to fight with the sky demons (Mt goats).
After several months of both camps unsuccessfully bringing down their creatures they converged on a cliff top. A sky demon had been spotted and slain. Amongst the rabble of the cliffs a new traveler had come into the mix who has seen many seasons of battle and yet puts his armor on season after season.
Now the back story comes to this chapter in our story of the Get Sum having a fellow warrior do battle with dragons in a far off land where many great warriors don't dare venture.
That warrior he-who-walks-with-goats (blrman) had begun his journey with a warriors send off. As our two adventurers pondered their journey and awaited the arrival of the other tribesmen they knew not what to do.
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A plan had been hatched to do battle with dragons nearby where dragons had been spotted in seasons past. The two warriors did not have armor. They merely had plain old cloth that a bat could see flying at night from miles away.
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So what did you have to drink today :chuckle:
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I believe he is on the peace pipe !
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Tag... I think.
I'll check back after hunting season for the story.
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It's good so far.... I think
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It's good so far.... I think
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It seems as though you're relatively new here. Hang on for the ride.
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Oh sweet baby Jesus... Tagging
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As the 2 warriors set out on their journey they were on a mission to prove that you didn't need fancy armor, but the will, heart and determination of a true warrior to fight an epic battle to the death!!!
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Does the non-armor include sweat pants?
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It's good so far.... I think
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It seems as though you're relatively new here. Hang on for the ride.
:chuckle: Popcorn is ready.
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Don't forget tennis shoes! Shorts are elk-calling gear too.
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KA TONKA
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Gotta appreciate these threads these days when 90% of the rest have me scratching my head. :chuckle: Good work crew :tup:
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Does the non-armor include sweat pants?
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Chris , is your custom deluxe dinner ready ? This may take a while
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It's good so far.... I think
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It seems as though you're relatively new here. Hang on for the ride.
To something like this, yup 👍
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Plat....... seriously....... there is already one thread on this site dedicated to serious stuff like this.
What are you thinking?????????? >:(
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tag
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I thought this was a hunting story not a advertisement for hunting gear :dunno:
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Along for the ride... in the event that this mockery of a hunting story actually ends in Plat killing an elk.
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:chuckle:
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I've never seen gear (armor) advertising with out pictures...
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Chris , is your custom deluxe dinner ready ? This may take a while
I'm busy making slow roasted chicken.
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Can't sleep :mgun: to excited for the outcome of our Get sum heroes epic quest :llam:
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Still no more :peep: I'll check back tomorrow
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Oooohhhhhh :bumpin:
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I thought this was a hunting story not a advertisement for hunting gear :dunno:
It takes a lot of bandwidth. Need sponsors to help. :chuckle:
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It
Chicken might need to cook for a few days
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Chris , is your custom deluxe dinner ready ? This may take a while
I'm busy making slow roasted chicken.
The perfect meal to go with this s l o w s t o r y .
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As the 2 wayward warriors set off on their quest afoot they began seeing the tell tale signs of dragons. Damaged to shreds trees, big claw laden prints, towering piles of poop and the smell, the smell of musk, musk from battle, musk from living and dying.
As the destination was reached they began the battle cry, the battle shriek, the call to arms. Dragons, among dragons know this war cry as a call to arms and though we were I'll prepared we were ready to do battle as those that come before us in a time of our fathers fathers.
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Nothing...
Nothing but the eery silence of what felt like the presence some ancient evil. The calm before the storm...
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Amongst the Warriors there emerged three lost, weary wanderers unaware and unbeknownst to them of a battle about to commence. As they quickly retreated and faded into the shadows of the forest,
it begun...
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It
Chicken might need to cook for a few days
Don't get ahead of yourself, baby chicks gotta hatch and grow before ya can cook em. :chuckle:
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:bash:
Excessive spacing. You're killing me here.
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Chris , is your custom deluxe dinner ready ? This may take a while
I'm busy making slow roasted chicken.
The perfect meal to go with this s l o w s t o r y .
No worries as the chicks just hatched. They'll need to grow a few months before they can be plucked and the actual slow roasting can start.
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Amongst the Warriors there emerged three lost, weary wanderers unaware and unbeknownst to them of a battle about to commence. As they quickly retreated and faded into the shadows of the forest,
it begun...
(began)
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Had a slow
Cooked dinner desert a 7 hr nap then oatmeal n blueberries coffee n
Sausage , thinking about lunch. Didn't mean to de rail lol
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:whoo: :cmp1: :whoo:
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Amongst the Warriors there emerged three lost, weary wanderers unaware and unbeknownst to them of a battle about to commence. As they quickly retreated and faded into the shadows of the forest,
it begun...
(began)
Jarheads need editors. Thanks for stepping up, Jackelope! :chuckle:
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Squire, I did not tell you to proof my work, I am the author/writer extraordinaire who has fans, followers and minions so peasant, don't touch or you will hang from my wall like your cousins, the other jackelopes' I've harvested.
:chuckle:
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A loud thunderous war cry to the north! Though it may have been quite a distance it was loud enough to announce that he has arrived. As we responded with a battle cry of our own...
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We waited...
As another war cry commenced!!!
We devised a plan. As we began to move into position we decided to locate higher ground to give ourselves the advantage. While we began our trek towards a new position, the previous peasants showed up on their steed yet again. Oblivious yet, that a battle to the death was about to begin.
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Squire, I did not tell you to proof my work, I am the author/writer extraordinaire who has fans, followers and minions so peasant, don't touch or you will hang from my wall like your cousins, the other jackelopes' I've harvested.
:chuckle:
Sorry. I couldn't help it. It's a sickness. Ask @Woodchuck
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Squire, I did not tell you to proof my work, I am the author/writer extraordinaire who has fans, followers and minions so peasant, don't touch or you will hang from my wall like your cousins, the other jackelopes' I've harvested.
:chuckle:
Sorry. I couldn't help it. It's a sickness. Ask @Woodchuck
He ain't lyin. Some people have things that trip they're trigger. Jackelope's get there trigger tripped by poor grammar. It's a thing. Carry on.
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Don't think I would
Mess
With a jarhead. ( too much )
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Squire, I did not tell you to proof my work, I am the author/writer extraordinaire who has fans, followers and minions so peasant, don't touch or you will hang from my wall like your cousins, the other jackelopes' I've harvested.
:chuckle:
Sorry. I couldn't help it. It's a sickness. Ask @Woodchuck
He ain't lyin. Some people have things that trip they're trigger. Jackelope's get there trigger tripped by poor grammar. It's a thing. Carry on.
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Don't think I would
Mess
With a jarhead. ( too much )
:yeah:
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:yike: lmfao :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Don't. Mess with jar heads GOT IT !!!!!
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Holy crap.
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As the dragon and the Warriors exchanged war cries it became evident that this battle was to the death. As 1 warrior set out alone ahead of the other warrior in an effort to lay a trap for the incoming dragon there were many thoughts and mixed emotions running through the head.
As the warrior put the thoughts to the back of his head he got into position and ready to attack. He unsheathed his weapon of choice and waited...
And waited some more...........
It became quiet again. He began to wonder if the dragon was attempting to sneak in quietly undetected or if he had utilized his natural camouflage and snuck by the warrior.......
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The things that go through a mind when things don't quite go as planned....
Brutal, just brutal....
What had gone wrong, what had occurred that may or may not have led the dragon astray...
As no sign of the Dragon presented itself whether a sound, smell or sight after many many ticks of the sundial a decision was made. The Warriors converged on the path and slowly made their way back in the direction from whence they came...
Greatly puzzled, as the cries to battle were clear and apparent. There was no wind, there was plenty of cover and yet, no dragon, no battle...
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Along the beaten path they decided to head down ward into the dragons lair once again and make a stand. As they proceeded into the darkness, the abyss it was apparent that dragons not only called this home but thrived. Flaunted and flirted their dominance in this area.
They hunkered down and waited...
Waited...
And waited some more for signs of life...
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Alas!!! a dragon had announced his presence! He laid claim to this dark and gloomy kingdom. And so it B-E-G-A-N, again...
The Warriors began their battle cries and war screams. They began their slow pursuit of the Dragon. They are their presence and intent clear.
As light faded to dark faster and faster it became very apparent time was not on their side.
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Alas!!! a dragon had announced his presence! He laid claim to this dark and gloomy kingdom. And so it B-E-G-A-N, again...
The Warriors began their battle cries and war screams. They began their slow pursuit of the Dragon. They are their presence and intent clear.
As light faded to dark faster and faster it became very apparent time was not on their side.
Well done, good sir!!
I'm glad it went this way also, as I thought we were going to end up having to wait for the wait.
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The Warriors time had run its course...The Dragon that sounded the alarm had sunk into the abyss as peasants from another village had B-E-G-A-N their feeble attempts at a battle cry and war scream...
Utterly pitiful, the sounds that rang true were no more as these peasants mocked the sounds of battle...The Warriors retreated back to their chariot without facing a dragon this day. The battle to the deaths had been avoided by those who had no sense of honor, no sense of duty, no sense of pride in letting another do what his father father before him had done...
The long chariot ride back to camp was fine as a feast among the other tribesmen that arrived commenced.
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The next trip came on the heels of 2 mature dragons being slain. As the 2 warriors had decided to change locations and make an attempt to draw out a different flock of dragons. As the 2 warriors set out on their long journey they noticed other warriors along the way still lying in their encampments. They had traveled over rock and trees as they emerged at the peak of high mts overlooking the villages below.
They had emerged amongst the clouds and watched as dragons had done battle and set a part of the forest on fire. They eventually reached their destination and set off to find a dragon.
they looked, smelled and let out battle cries all day without a call to arms...As the day progressed the weather set in. Wind, wind from the heavens had began to pound and plow it's way through the dark forest. As light started to turn to darkness it became apparent yet again that no matter what they done that day there would be no battle.
As they descended the heavens they came across a smaller serpent with large horns for his size. This serpent, a cousin of dragons had not flinched nor shown a sign of fear as the Warriors unsheathed their weapon. This little serpent mocked and flaunted without care as the Warriors crept closer and closer.
As the serpent lowered his head and began to feed on the lush food at his hooves and the warrior struck with deadly accuracy. The serpent fell, fell and realized he did not possess the power he thought he had and was unable to withstand the deadly, lethal striking power of this warrior.
Both warriors celebrated and made it to their chariot and began the long ride back to the encampment with a small victory this day. This battle had shown that the blacksmiths creation was true. It has been battle tested and confidence has risen.
Upon arrival back at camp the fellow clans men all shared in the victory and had good words for the 2 warriors who are victorious this day, though not the battle they set out to win.
The next trip had commenced as the previous but this time they had assistance from another seasoned warrior who has slain an assortment of wild beasts. The shaman, the medicine man of Clan Get Sum.
This day came on the heels of 2 other warriors who had slain 2 large mature fire breathing dragons.
As they set out on they're quest they had high hopes that today would be the day for battle...
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Im thinking these two Warriors were obviously SLOW!
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The suspense is
Killing me. Intermission? Dinner break again I hope
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Im thinking these two Warriors were obviously SLOW!
You know what, the tortoise despite being slow still beat the hare. Just sayin' :chuckle:
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As the Warriors traveled to this new forest it came at a toll. The chariot was well equipped for any situation but the roads though these lands was nearly impassible.
It was as if the forest itself set it's sights on the Warriors and aimed to halt their quest. Through this new land there was yet again very very minimal encampments/warriors and even less out amongst the woods searching for a battle.
The Warriors had attempted numerous areas to draw out a dragon by letting out big, loud and dominant war screams but the land and even the weather set itself against them.
Winds from the heavens and moved in once again and we're swirling with the intent of causing irreparable damage to this quest. Undeterred, they pressed on.
The days journey was not without loss as stories of past battles were shared, past stories of adventure in foreign lands and skills of manhood covered in manliness.
They came upon a warrior who had become lost in the abyss and was unable to locate his fellow traveler and steed. They loaded him up in their chariot and set to find his companion.
As the companion was located it was with great cheer as that warrior had slain a young dragon who was climbing the ranks of dragons as a young soon to be champion. He carried a head full of points totaling 4 on each side.
He explained that there was another dragon in the area that was displaying his dominance and letting out war screams. The Warriors pressed forward and devised a plan.
They traversed into the abyss letting go out battle cries! Once again, a response! A war scream, a battle cry! Nerves were steadied as weapons were drawn they pressed forward ready.
Heavens winds continued and just as a dragon was sighted it was but a glimpse...
After tracking get and tracking in an attempt to locate the dragon it became apparent such was not so...to the chariot they went.
Alas, the shaman exclaimed he had located a dragon on the other side of the abyss. The 3 warriors traversed and located a fresh dragon path.
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I need some popcorn for this one :twocents:
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I need some popcorn for this one :twocents:
Better go to Costco then :chuckle:
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The next trip came on the heels of 2 mature dragons being slain. As the 2 warriors had decided to change locations and make an attempt to draw out a different flock of dragons. As the 2 warriors set out on their long journey they noticed other warriors along the way still lying in their encampments. They had traveled over rock and trees as they emerged at the peak of high mts overlooking the villages below.
They had emerged amongst the clouds and watched as dragons had done battle and set a part of the forest on fire. They eventually reached their destination and set off to find a dragon.
they looked, smelled and let out battle cries all day without a call to arms...As the day progressed the weather set in. Wind, wind from the heavens had began to pound and plow it's way through the dark forest. As light started to turn to darkness it became apparent yet again that no matter what they done that day there would be no battle.
As they descended the heavens they came across a smaller serpent with large horns for his size. This serpent, a cousin of dragons had not flinched nor shown a sign of fear as the Warriors unsheathed their weapon. This little serpent mocked and flaunted without care as the Warriors crept closer and closer.
As the serpent lowered his head and began to feed on the lush food at his hooves and the warrior struck with deadly accuracy. The serpent fell, fell and realized he did not possess the power he thought he had and was unable to withstand the deadly, lethal striking power of this warrior.
Both warriors celebrated and made it to their chariot and began the long ride back to the encampment with a small victory this day. This battle had shown that the blacksmiths creation was true. It has been battle tested and confidence has risen.
Upon arrival back at camp the fellow clans men all shared in the victory and had good words for the 2 warriors who are victorious this day, though not the battle they set out to win.
The next trip had commenced as the previous but this time they had assistance from another seasoned warrior who has slain an assortment of wild beasts. The shaman, the medicine man of Clan Get Sum.
This day came on the heels of 2 other warriors who had slain 2 large mature fire breathing dragons.
As they set out on they're quest they had high hopes that today would be the day for battle...
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Wow. Lmao. :chuckle:
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Wow. Lmao. :chuckle:
Pretty sure he dropped that one on purpose. Keeping me on my toes.
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Wow. Lmao. :chuckle:
Pretty sure he dropped that one on purpose. Keeping me on my toes.
Its fun too due once you no its a thing.
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The descent into the abyss...
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This is a good one! Well done.
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I like was very interesting well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Warriors moved further and further downward. As before, when close encounters were had we were excited. We scanned the areas in the distance with our telescopular :chuckle: lenses and didn't see any dragons on the horizon.
It was the magic hour, the hour when a dragons vision was not its best and they find it difficult to focus. We located a fresh dragon trail and pursued. As it entered the abyss, it entered a portion of the abyss that was dark, gloomy and very very low light. Dark as though the forest itself created a dark sanctuary for the dragons.
The air in here was pungent, musky and smelled of death, no wind dare entered here as if it wanted the smell to dwell, to sit in the air as a warning to those warriors that dared venture this far.
We hunkered down into a good fighting position and unsheathed weapons. Battle cries commenced...
And again...
And again...
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No response...yet again the dragon had alluded our warriors and left them wondering...wondering what is, what was and what could've been...
The Warriors began their ascent to the chariot. As they were leaving they stumbled across a pack of goblin gobblers. 1 warrior took off after them and unfamiliar and inexperienced with hunting goblin gobblers came back empty handed. The inexperienced warrior was not aware that if disturbed they will zig when you zag, they scramble and ramble.
After making it back to the encampment a feast worthy of the gods was had again.
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:peep:
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:peep:
Don't do it. He will put you on the wall next to the other jackelopes. Just let him go, he is in a groove.
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Is this tale a platitude?
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Is this tale a platitude?
:chuckle: I believe it is.
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Who needs to subscribe to hunting magazines with an epic story like this playing out.......for free :tup:
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:tup: :camp: :archer: :fire.:
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This is by far the best thing I have ever read! Keep goin!
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The next trip the lone dark haired warrior ventured out on his own. Decisions, decisions...The lone warrior had to make a decision on whether to take the fight to dragons in familiar territory whence any battles had occurred or go to lands seldom visited...These far off lands have proven to be bountiful with battles but come with the cost of unfavorable peasants and warriors from other clans berating the warrior in numbers or stealing/damaging his chariot.
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The next trip the lone dark haired warrior ventured out on his own. Decisions, decisions...The lone warrior had to make a decision on whether to take the fight to dragons in familiar territory whence any battles had occurred or go to lands seldom visited...These far off lands have proven to be bountiful with battles but come with the cost of unfavorable peasants and warriors from other clans berating the warrior in numbers or stealing/damaging his chariot.
On a serious note, sorry that you have to deal with the kind of stuff.
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Sonething better die at the end of this book....
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Plat's going to try to out do 'fellowship of the goat'.
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Way too many pints of mead being drank in the telling of this tall tale...
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As the warrior hit the fork in the trail he paused...He paused and reflected...reflected on past battles and reflected on past peasant encounters and made a decision.
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Ok, I get what he is saying in general...But is this normal operating procedure for PlateauNDN to do with a kill story and post? Is there going to be pictures or just a medieval tale? :o
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As the lone warrior traveled to familiar territory he decided that the lesser the better when it came to peasants and other clan warriors. As the lone warrior arrived at the entrance to the area he rode down a dark lonely road, for there were no encampments with a warm fire blazing nor chariots being made ready or warriors awaking from slumber.
As he arrived at his destination well before the sun dial struck daylight he enjoyed the clear cool sky. Stars shining bright through the sky illuminating the ground as if day time had come early.
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A tale... Some scenery photos. Various other critter photos. A joke or 3 about a loin cloth shifting the wrong way. Pepperoni sticks.. then finally a drunken kill photo pose..
Usually
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As the lone warrior sat quiet listening intently for the sounds of war screams the valley around him remained silent. As he slowly set out down into the valley below he eventually found a nice spot to set up in. As the sun B-E-G-A-N to creep up the clear blue sky. As night turned into day he began his battle cry.
Again, battle cry...
And again...
Until the sound of death...
A pesky critter had let out a yelp, a yelp which had indicated a kill. A successful kill for a critter signaled the feast for such a lowly pest was imminent. As the yelp turned into a yap, yapping of enjoyment spread through the other pests and soon become as much as a dozen different yaps...
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Not to be discouraged or deterred the lone warrior let out a thunderous battle cry in the hopes a dragon would hear and think that a challenger had entered his domain and this challenger declared it his. An adversary, am adversary worth fighting to the death with.
Silence befell the battle cry...
The lone warrior decided to follow-up that with a different sound. The sound of a temptress, a harlot, a Medusa. The sound was subtle and gentle, it flowed through the valley like a leaf on a river. This sound carried a charm that led many dragons to their death.
As the sound faded in the distant it had done it's duty. As if almost instantaneous the response of war screams commenced. Dragons.......
Dragons had fallen victim to the sounds of the Medusa and were now intertwined with fate, fate had arranged for a dance that could end in one of two outcomes, life or death...
As 3 dragons began the song and dance 1 had displayed his prominence over the others. As he came closer and closer it was evident that this would be the morning. This morning, of all mornings would conclude the journey...
Thoughts ran through the Warriors head, why today? Why this morning? Why today, when the warrior was by himself? Why could it not have been with clans men to share in the joy of battle, but alas, the lone warrior unsheathed his weapon and prepared for a quick kill.
A kill that comes at the hands of a Medusa song. This would not be a battle of cunning and wit, but of grace and deceit for the dragon not knoweth he cometh to his death.
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As the dragon drew closer and closer the warrior awaited until finally the dragon was so near the recognizable smell of his musk and manliness was strong. He was there, there in the Warriors presence. The Dragon made low soft chuckles attempting to entice a gesture.
The warrior could not see the dragon for he stopped just on the other side of a cluster of small trees. He was there, the warrior stood and made sounds as if walking and responded to the soft gentle chuckles but it was not enough. The Dragon stood silent, motionless and made no sound.
The warrior attempted to walk slowly at an angle hoping to see the dragon but the dragons breath had sounded with disappointment. The Dragon started walking off in the opposite direction through the patch of short thick trees and the warrior tried to get above the dragon to at least see him but to no avail. The patch was to thick and short that it provided the perfect cover.
The warrior started back to his chariot and made several more attempts at luring another dragon in but it was hopeless. The warrior traveled to many different areas and had no luck. Throughout the day many miles had been had and not a sight or a sound.
If it's one thing the warrior had learned it was that, if a dragon was to be had you had to spend all your time in their domain. The lone warrior had decided that today was not the day for many reasons and headed back home.
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The warrior received word that the journey was to resume as get sum clans men Rt's chariot was loaded en route for camp. They decided to strike out from camp the next day and make another attempt at the dragon from the previous day. As brother Rt was traveling near the area the day prior a dragon had emerged in his path, a dragon of tall stature, broad shoulders and weapons on his head of great size.
This is the dragon they decided to entice to a battle.
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As the 2 warriors set out for the morning they were accompanied by a young boy who had begun his experience with battle just recently. He was a charm, a charm for battle.
As they warriors sought out a couple of spots they were interrupted by another clans warriors pushing their chariot through the forest and right into their position.
They decided another area with no other warriors was best and set out for this spot. They were beginning a battle cry when a response was immediate. From below, above and far off. 3, 3 dragons had responded and 1 stood out as he laid claim to this valley. They set out after the dragon of such stature, such vocalizations such prominence. As if the dragon himself believed another dragon was moving for battle attempting to take his female companions he responded again and again with his war screams.
The Warriors crept closer and closer, closing the distance until finally they separated. The dark haired warrior got into a position with visibility for a short distance but wide area.
As the other warrior continued to let out battle cries and war screams the dragon finally came into view. The warrior watched from roughly 40 yards out as the dragon was heading his way directly.
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So did the warrior(s) do all this magical mystery stuff in sweatpants?
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Ok, I get what he is saying in general...But is this normal operating procedure for PlateauNDN to do with a kill story and post? Is there going to be pictures or just a medieval tale? :o
Yes, it's normal, however I can't comment on the picture potential.
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Ok, I get what he is saying in general...But is this normal operating procedure for PlateauNDN to do with a kill story and post? Is there going to be pictures or just a medieval tale? :o
Yes, it's normal, however I can't comment on the picture potential.
Check back in a couple days :chuckle:
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The dragon appeared leery and cautious. Stepping slow and soft as though he was concealing his presence. The Dragon was now about 25 yards and still facing head on with the warrior when he stopped. Hesitant, hesitant as he scanned the area looking back and forth holding his next step in mid-air as if ready to step one way or the other, forward or back.
The dark haired warrior awaited as brother Rt let out another battle cry and began destroying a tree as a show of dominance and strength. The gesture made to be insulting and cause the dragon to become irate worked!
The Dragon threw his foot that had hung in mid-air down and with intent to do battle, without worry or cautiousness lunged forward. He lunged with the goal of letting this new challenger know who's boss, who's domain it is and why it's his.
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As the dragon turned broadside at about 20 yards to the dark haired warrior he still could not see the weapons this dragon carried and it did not matter. The dark haired warrior had gone a few seasons without facing down and doing battle with a large mature and seasoned dragon that he struck, he struck with the intent to make a clean strike, a strike at the heart of the Dragon.
The strike was true, true as can be, true as if cupid made the shot himself at lovers' hearts.
It had been done, the dragon lay slain and both warriors converged to see their dragon. Laughter and cheer ensued as well as photographic images taken to ensure this story would survive to add to the many tales told around the campfire, in the chariot or on a quiet clear mountain side.
The Warriors shown their dragon to fellow travelers in nearby encampments and shared the tale and what they had uncovered with dragons in various areas.
They made it back to camp and enjoyed the relaxation of a warm fire and coffee before parting ways.
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The dragon wasn't the biggest carrier of weapons but he was a dragon worthy of battle. His weapons had shown damage from battle on both sides and he carried an extra point that was broken off as well.
He earned his right to call this valley his, he earned the right to call those female companions his and he was every bit worthy of coming home with the dark haired warrior.
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.pics to follow shortly if an administrator can pm me.
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.pics to follow shortly if an administrator can pm me.
No worries bro - I got this.
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How did the warriors cook the dragon loins; perhaps skewed on a 6 foot lodge pole? Is special cutlery needed by the hunters to penetrate the skin of the beast?
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This should be renamed to the two lovers :chuckle:
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How did the warriors cook the dragon loins; perhaps skewed on a 6 foot lodge pole? Is special cutlery needed by the hunters to penetrate the skin of the beast?
Probably used the same blade he used on the lava-monster.
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Congratulations to the dragon slayers. Great Bull. Think the story was great also. FYI just finished dinner. Pics for desert
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I believe that Plateau AKA YAR Medicine Man is one of the best story teller in the land of dragons.
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I literally have no clue what is going on :dunno:
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I literally have no clue what is going on :dunno:
Pretty certain I was there and still dont know what is going on...
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I literally have no clue what is going on :dunno:
Pretty certain I was there and still dont know what is going on...
:chuckle:
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Hmmmmmm ????
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I literally have no clue what is going on :dunno:
Pretty certain I was there and still dont know what is going on...
:chuckle:
I'm kind of wondering if plat himself even knows what is spewing out through his keyboard! :chuckle:
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peace pipe karl peace pipe......
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While someone with a little more technical skills is working on posting the pics.
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Hey why is there not big busted madens, and virgins in this story beaver dreamer? :dunno:
It is called the two Towers
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I decided to continue the story from last year.
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Just think, this is only the 2nd tale in a series of adventures
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Can't wait don't know if I have enough food stocked up
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Six pages, three days, 129 posts...still no pics. :yike:
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Just like them pepshi workers, taking their time. :chuckle:
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He who drinks the sugar water carries heavy loads up mountain with blazing speed !
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I bet a bag of sour patch kids would've sped up the process. :chuckle:
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At least I know I'm not the only one that pounds Sour Patch Kids. Half frozen ones out of my pack on a cold day are the best...
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At least I know I'm not the only one that pounds Sour Patch Kids. Half frozen ones out of my pack on a cold day are the best...
false! They need to be brought into a pocket to warmed :chuckle:
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Am I supposed to post the pictures now? I don't read good so not sure where in the story we are. :dunno:
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At least I know I'm not the only one that pounds Sour Patch Kids. Half frozen ones out of my pack on a cold day are the best...
false! They need to be brought into a pocket to warmed :chuckle:
Ugh. Blasphemy. We can't be friends.
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The caller of dragons on an earlier quest.(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/b4a1802fca99be7972a9ded53a3b0d5b.jpg)
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I guess you can figure which one of us wore the flannel then. :chuckle: who needs Sitka or kuiu when you got short and t-shirts. We slay them in comfort. :tup:
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I guess you can figure which one of us wore the flannel then. :chuckle: who needs Sitka or kuiu when you got short and t-shirts. We slay them in comfort. :tup:
Karl(Mr. First Lite) is having a seizure right now.
I can't believe he's wearing white cotton socks.
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I'd like to take a minute and thank our sponsors, Russell t-shirts, and 1 shorts, nike socks, faded glory flannel, wrangler jeans and of course the last crucial piece of attire that helped seal the deal Monster energy hat.
Thank you guys for making this journey possible. :tup:
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Is this a hopes and dreams bull? I still see no dead "dragon" yet :dunno:
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I'd like to take a minute and thank our sponsors, Russell t-shirts, and 1 shorts, nike socks, faded glory flannel, wrangler jeans and of course the last crucial piece of attire that helped seal the deal Monster energy hat.
Thank you guys for making this journey possible. :tup:
I SEE NO HAT!!
Oh and you forgot Philip Morris.
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Dragons...? If I was a mod, I would move this thread to the "other big game" board until someone produces pics...or anything that's makes any kinda sense at this point.
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Dragons...? If I was a mod, I would move this thread to the "other big game" board until someone produces pics...or anything that's makes any kinda sense at this point.
It's being discussed behind the scenes.
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Take a long breath good ( happy endings ) sometimes take a little longer then expected. Thanks for plugging the T shirts Karl.
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The caller of dragons on an earlier quest.(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/b4a1802fca99be7972a9ded53a3b0d5b.jpg)
People would pay big money to know where that log is!!! Bull heaven!
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I know, I know, every bodies getting restless but be patient.
Okay, now everybody just pm, text or call blrman and tell him to hurry or coke is going to swoop in for the steal. :chuckle:
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Pm
Sent to Karl. Hear threw the dragon vine round eyes may be getting the tar and seagull feathers ready if pics are not posted soon. Just sayin
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I hear Blrman is packing out some meat! Pics might be a while
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The caller of dragons on an earlier quest.(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/b4a1802fca99be7972a9ded53a3b0d5b.jpg)
That's where I left my cigarettes!
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Sorry all, had to do a bit of meat packing. You let the old man out of the house for ONE day and he goes and shoots a deer :chuckle:
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:chuckle: gotta keep an eye on them, they tend to wander.
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Another dinner has passed
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Now I know how you guys feel. :chuckle:
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Take a long breath good ( happy endings ) sometimes take a little longer then expected. Thanks for plugging the T shirts Karl.
With these guys, I bet happy endings are quicker than the you think. :yike:
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Oh yeah pics :chuckle:
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Congrats plat and crew!
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Congrats. Was this a otc or draw tag?
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Gov. Tag. :tup:
:chuckle:
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Gov tag :chuckle: That just about made me spit dinner all over
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Congrats Plat! And here I thought this was a fictional story.
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Fine dragon slaying and epic recap. I'm not so sure the warrior on the log wasn't looking to relieve himself ;)
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Great story I hope you can write more stories. Would be nice to add some
Damsels in distress maybe some from the Bigfoot thread Congrats on your great dragon bull GOV
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Apparently, Pepsi guys don't like monster clothing articles. :dunno:
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I've got 2 more adventures this year so stay tuned.
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I've got 2 more adventures this year so stay tuned.
Needs to get more sponsors first. :chuckle:
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Oh yeah pics :chuckle:
Is that a broken pack on that last pic ? Old world ingenuity ??
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Oh yeah pics :chuckle:
Is that a broken pack on that last pic ? Old world ingenuity ??
I was not there. I had no part of this tale, only posting pics because Plat is "special" :chuckle:
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Oh yeah pics :chuckle:
Is that a broken pack on that last pic ? Old world ingenuity ??
Nope, bungee cords. It's a pack frame with a small pack.
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Oh yeah pics :chuckle:
Is that a broken pack on that last pic ? Old world ingenuity ??
I was not there. I had no part of this tale, only posting pics because Plat is "special" :chuckle:
:yike: yes, yes I am. When consuming pepshi and sheeds to much at an early age it affects growth. :chuckle:
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Pepshi :chuckle:
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Great story and congrats on that dragon :tup:
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A gallant dragon worthy of honor...congrats!!
Can we see the serpent?
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How could you see anything?
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Hope there was no pepperoni involved.
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Hope there was no pepperoni involved.
Peperoni = fire
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...... and I thought this story was leading up to being about the elusive "true twin horned weapon" dragon. :chuckle: Congrats Plat.
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Hope there was no pepperoni involved.
Not yet, parts of this bull will be made into fire sticks though. :drool:
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Hope there was no pepperoni involved.
Not yet, parts of this bull will be made into fire sticks though. :drool:
WOW what a story hhahaaahahahahha I'm dying laughing this made my day and ha great job
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:yike: cool long funny tale nice.
Dragon slayers :chuckle:
grats all :tup: