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Offline cryder

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LIFE SENTANCE ??
« on: January 28, 2017, 03:10:18 AM »
Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??
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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2017, 08:07:49 AM »
 :dunno:

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2017, 08:11:54 AM »
Morning Cryder! :hello:
Yes, my FJ is pink, I'm all about Team Jacob, beer is not for the horses nor is whiskey for the men, they are both for me.

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2017, 08:31:48 AM »
Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.  :chuckle:   

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2017, 08:36:21 AM »
Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.  :chuckle:   

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2017, 09:54:26 AM »
Ummm... wow.

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2017, 10:32:54 AM »
Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??
Finally someone I can relate to!  Keep up the good work Cryder

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2017, 11:38:29 AM »
Rip some lip!
You know what they say, never crap in one hand and slap a gift horse in the mouth.

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2017, 10:56:22 PM »
I hope I never get ungoogled by the porn police...

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2017, 08:13:18 AM »
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language. 
We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2017, 08:18:09 AM »
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2017, 08:21:24 AM »
Elk hunting is a blessing and a curse.  There's only two ends of the spectrum, you will quit or it will consume you.  The choice isn't always yours to make.

Either saddle up and dig in, or give up, time will tell  :tup:

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2017, 08:53:29 AM »
I hear ya cryder, only two things out there--elk hunting and dreaming of elk hunting.

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2017, 09:04:14 AM »
What about sheep hunting and dreaming of sheep hunting?

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2017, 09:13:59 AM »
There's a few people wired a little differently. :) 

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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2017, 11:58:58 AM »
.................... my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall .............

Gibson, as in guitar?   :dunno:  (I think I actually figured out the rest of the rant.)   :tup:

Keep giving it hell, Cryder.  :hello:
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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2017, 02:49:22 PM »
Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...


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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2017, 03:22:17 PM »
Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...


And a Gibson, I have a feeling the sound track could be epic!
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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2017, 08:13:15 AM »
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

I believe he is speaking the same language as these two in this video.... sounds about the same if you tried to type it out into words to read.... :chuckle:


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Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2017, 06:15:00 PM »
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