The things I've learned while failing at deer hunting

[Coasthunterjay]

I really hate reading crap like this, but that is Freaking hellarious.thanks for the good read man.....very funny and yes i to believe and have come up with a very similar list... good

[uncoolperson]

hope to add

30) deer are heavier than one might think, wandering too far from your truck without a pack or rope... bad idea

to the list sometime over the next couple

[uncoolperson]

19) birds and rabbit can scare the living *censored* out of you... if waking up at 1:30 hurts and is still lingering when the sun comes up (6 damn hours later!), walking up on a grouse or rabbit will get that heart going.

todays addition, to #19

"if that doesn't work a nice loud growl from behind a clump of trees 20 feet away will do it."

[Pugetsound]

Hey would you mind if I posted this on a hunting and fishing site in Michigan?

[New England Native]

I think that sums up most of my experience.

[1bowhunter1]

I think I just "peed" my pants!!!  I hope you dont work in some wearhouse and waist all that talant....I am a joke critic!  The best yet.....thanks  P.S.   I hate chipmunks!!  (At 4:00am)

[jadeball1]

Thats some good stuff there. Try bringing a kid with you next time, either there good luck, or you can start a new list. Remember, everyday you dont get one, just get's you closer to the day you do. 

[burnhamrandr]

great list, I have been there.

[uncoolperson]

30) deer are heavier than one might think, wandering too far from your truck without a pack or rope... bad idea

and it's added

along with

31) deer hunting with bird hunters sucks, way quicker on the draw than I am.

(it was his deer)

[bankwalker]

you need to come down and hunt with us again tomarrow. my gf got her first deer today and we seen a couple other bucks. they are waiting for you man