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Title: Rocky Mtn. Oysters. ?
Post by: NOCK NOCK on May 19, 2014, 09:22:22 PM
Watching some show on TV made me think. Has anyone ever tried cooking and eating the jingle berries from a deer or elk? :yike:
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Post by: Lincoln4 on May 19, 2014, 09:40:31 PM
Oh boy.  Uh, yes.  Not me, but one of my hunting buddies tried it.  After we egged him on for quite some time.  I was present for the event.  They were cooked in a pan.  Once the slicing commenced and the white juices spilled forth everyone LOL'd and lost their appetites. 

Really that's a no sh*tter... 

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Post by: pd on May 19, 2014, 09:42:54 PM
Nock Nock, if you really want to know, the answer is yes.  PM me for details.
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Post by: chester on May 20, 2014, 01:46:52 AM
It happens, elk camp is a strange place


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Post by: MADMAX on May 20, 2014, 04:07:01 AM
They had a ball- hahahhahaha :chuckle:
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Post by: RadSav on May 20, 2014, 04:18:47 AM
It's amazing how good "criadillas" were and how bad "rocky mountain oysters" were :chuckle:  All served on the same plate in Alberta ;)  The criadillas were pounded flat, breaded, deep fried and served with some type of smoked gouda and a dipping sauce.  Wholly smokes were they good!  Not the best of texture, but the flavor made up for it.  Then some genius at the table started laughing and spilled the beans that those are the same thing as Rocky Mountain Oysters.  Suddenly I had an allergic reaction and my throat became swollen and I found it very difficult to swallow...which I desperately wanted to do!  I generally figure I can force just about anything down.  Especially if I've already tasted it and liked it.  But man!  I just couldn't get it done after I knew.

Years later, after I had come to grips with the shock I intentionally ordered an appetizer of lamb fries while on a ski trip in Bend.  Going there on my own seemed to make all the difference.  I actually think the criadillas tasted better though the texture of the lamb fries was much more to my liking.  Both way better than raw shellfish oysters!

I do not see where mature deer, elk, sheep or bovine testicles would be worth the time and effort.  I'd expect the strength of the taste and the softened texture would not be as good as the lamb and calf.  Guess I'd have to ask a true cattleman about that...or KCKcker!  In my mind the mature testicle just doesn't work.  Though that first experience has proven, right or wrong, that my mind isn't going to allow the possibility of it passing my lips.  Pretty sure that ain't going to happen :chuckle:
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Post by: greenhead_killer on May 20, 2014, 05:17:47 AM
Not wild game but beef yes. I enjoyed them, almost like popcorn shrimp! I'd def eat them again
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Post by: Skyvalhunter on May 20, 2014, 05:19:55 AM
I'll pass
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Post by: Bean Counter on May 20, 2014, 05:23:04 AM
Jungle balls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ZmGs8ukgo#)
Title: Re: Rocky Mtn. Oysters. ?
Post by: NOCK NOCK on May 20, 2014, 10:29:25 AM
Great answers :tup: I have tried the beef version, not to sure I would try the wild ones, that would take a lot of liquid medicine :chuckle:
The last whitey I killed in Montana:  the next day we saw a crow take off from the gut pile, hanging out of his beak was the bucks twig and berries, one of the funniest things I ever seen while hunting
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Post by: pianoman9701 on May 20, 2014, 10:47:37 AM
Take it from a chef - you have to boil the pi$$ out of them!
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Post by: grundy53 on May 20, 2014, 10:55:50 AM
Not wild game but beef yes. I enjoyed them, almost like popcorn shrimp! I'd def eat them again
:yeah: I liked calf balls.

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Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on May 20, 2014, 10:56:20 AM
Getem out of the satchel . Peel the membrane off. Slice them into 1/4" or so and batter them with pancake batter. Heat some oil in the skillet and cook until both sides are golden brown. Super tasty snacks!!!! :tup:
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Post by: Bigshooter on May 20, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
I have ate deer and elk.  I basically gut them then slice them.  Roll in flour, season, and fry.  They are great.  And they are very tender.
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Post by: bobcat on May 20, 2014, 11:02:04 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on May 20, 2014, 11:06:14 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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Maybe so? I'd rather eat the healthy alternative of natural raised elk balls than some saturated fat burger from heart attack central. :chuckle:
Title: Rocky Mtn. Oysters. ?
Post by: bobcat on May 20, 2014, 11:07:40 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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Maybe so? I'd rather eat the healthy alternative of natural raised elk balls than some saturated fat burger from heart attack central. :chuckle:

Not me. No balls for me, ever!  :puke:
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Post by: trophyhunt on May 20, 2014, 11:10:54 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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agree, why in the heck would you eat those things?  Way better things to eat, even if they do taste good, why?
Title: Re: Rocky Mtn. Oysters. ?
Post by: NOCK NOCK on May 20, 2014, 11:13:33 AM
I am hunting with my nephew who has not killed an elk yet. If he gets one this year, I'm gonna talk him into doing it :chuckle: :chuckle: (me and bush beer)
Title: Re: Rocky Mtn. Oysters. ?
Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on May 20, 2014, 11:15:45 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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agree, why in the heck would you eat those things?  Way better things to eat, even if they do taste good, why?




Arnt  we as hunters taught through our mentors to use all edible and non edible parts of the animals we harvest? If you don't eat them you should at least donate them to the local food bank. :chuckle:
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Post by: deerhunter_98520 on May 27, 2014, 06:30:47 PM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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agree, why in the heck would you eat those things?  Way better things to eat, even if they do taste good, why?




Arnt  we as hunters taught through our mentors to use all edible and non edible parts of the animals we harvest? If you don't eat them you should at least donate them to the local food bank. :chuckle:

My group usually gets a few deer every year and I will save all of them and you can have yourself a big meal o balls ....there's things that we should just not eat this is one of them  :puke:
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Post by: scottcrb on May 27, 2014, 06:54:14 PM
 :sry: not to thread jack but has anyone used elk femurs and made marrow bones with them? i wanna try it this year if im lucky.
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Post by: Gringo31 on May 28, 2014, 05:59:36 AM
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I have ate deer and elk.  I basically gut them then slice them.  Roll in flour, season, and fry.  They are great.  And they are very tender.

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Deep Fried are very good as well.
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Post by: liljozie495 on May 28, 2014, 06:20:08 AM
Notellumcreek and I have been helping his dad get some off there young calves if ya want fresh fresh ones hahahaha
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Post by: WCTaxidermy on May 29, 2014, 09:10:38 AM
I can't imagine being so desperate for something to eat! You know if you're really hungry you can always get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds for  $1.00. Or, Top Ramen is cheap.


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Maybe so? I'd rather eat the healthy alternative of natural raised elk balls than some saturated fat burger from heart attack central. :chuckle:

Ok, I have to ask, what is a naturally raised elk ball? :chuckle:  And for the record, I could be stuck on a deserted island starving to death and still not eat one, and I have eaten some pretty narly stuff.
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Post by: RadSav on May 29, 2014, 09:17:04 AM
Ok, I have to ask, what is a naturally raised elk ball? :chuckle: 

Aren't those elk balls harvested between the months of January and July :dunno:
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Post by: whack em on June 01, 2014, 06:12:13 PM
I was once the guy who said there would be no way in h3!! I'd be caught dead eating the “boys".  A wise man and fellow HW member convinced me to try them.  Let's just say “no nut left behind" is now the standard!  Butterfly em' and batter them up in a little pancake flour with some garlic powder, salt & pepper and toss them in a frying pan with a little butter, and you're good to go!  mmm-mmm good  :tup:
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Post by: Stein on June 13, 2014, 07:46:42 PM
Just reminded me that I have one in the freezer.  I was going to bust it out New Year's eve but forgot about it.  I'll have to try it sometime soon.
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Post by: bowhunterwa87 on June 13, 2014, 07:54:07 PM
Heck id try it at least once..couldnt be worse than the first time i ate snake
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Post by: 4fletch on June 17, 2014, 10:16:30 PM
I think he ment organic elk balls. I can t wait to try them. Might be waiting a long time
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Post by: NOCK NOCK on September 17, 2014, 08:59:24 PM
So I can now say "been there done that"  :chuckle:
My Nephews and I took the plunge and fried up the ones from his buck. I found very little taste to them, they were not horrible, nor were they excellent, just meh. Next I am going to try the ones from my moose this year, this has me a little worried cause there is a good chance he will be killed while in the rut  :yike:

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Post by: h20hunter on September 17, 2014, 09:00:38 PM
Speechless right now.
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Post by: NOCK NOCK on September 17, 2014, 09:03:25 PM
Should I post a close up pic?  :chuckle:
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Post by: pd on September 17, 2014, 09:12:30 PM
Yup, that will work.  Guys, get over it, it isn't that bad.  Heart, liver, kidneys, tongue, all very nice.
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Post by: Bullkllr on September 17, 2014, 09:31:15 PM
I was once the guy who said there would be no way in h3!! I'd be caught dead eating the “boys".  A wise man and fellow HW member convinced me to try them.  Let's just say “no nut left behind" is now the standard!  Butterfly em' and batter them up in a little pancake flour with some garlic powder, salt & pepper and toss them in a frying pan with a little butter, and you're good to go!  mmm-mmm good  :tup:

Says the guy called "Whack Em"  :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: washelkhunter on September 17, 2014, 09:43:41 PM
I was once the guy who said there would be no way in h3!! I'd be caught dead eating the “boys".  A wise man and fellow HW member convinced me to try them.  Let's just say “no nut left behind" is now the standard!  Butterfly em' and batter them up in a little pancake flour with some garlic powder, salt & pepper and toss them in a frying pan with a little butter, and you're good to go!  mmm-mmm good  :tup:##

Butterflied then tenderized flat. Dredge-em, bread-em, season an drop in the skillet. Oh yeah, yum!
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Post by: bobcat on September 17, 2014, 10:39:43 PM
NEVER will I be that desperate for something to eat!   :puke:
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Post by: washelkhunter on September 17, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
Along with the nuggets, heart, liver, spleen and kidneys anyone ever cooked up the menudo?
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Post by: Sitka_Blacktail on September 18, 2014, 12:16:39 AM
Tried them a couple times. Weren't anything special or horrible in my book. But a couple of Okie that hunted with us when I as young fried them up first thing whenever one of them got an elk. Was a specil treat to them.

American mountain men used to eat boudins or guts filled with chyme or partially digested food from the buffalo they killed. I'd eat oysters again before I tried Boudins.
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Post by: pianoman9701 on September 18, 2014, 04:54:29 AM
We did in camp last week - deer balls. They were fine - not much flavor without breading and deep frying.
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Post by: SCRUBS on September 18, 2014, 05:55:25 AM
To each their own, but I see no reason to eat testicles.
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Post by: quadrafire on September 18, 2014, 07:46:47 AM
As my Granny used to say.......Waste Not Want Not!    maybe this is what she was talking about.
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Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on September 18, 2014, 05:18:01 PM
I was once the guy who said there would be no way in h3!! I'd be caught dead eating the “boys".  A wise man and fellow HW member convinced me to try them.  Let's just say “no nut left behind" is now the standard!  Butterfly em' and batter them up in a little pancake flour with some garlic powder, salt & pepper and toss them in a frying pan with a little butter, and you're good to go!  mmm-mmm good  :tup:##

Butterflied then tenderized flat. Dredge-em, bread-em, season an drop in the skillet. Oh yeah, yum!


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