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Title: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 06:34:59 AM
I'm looking for any info on huge bulls. I didn't draw any permits , but I do have a multi season tag so I can travel statewide. I don't know much about elk hunting but I' m a quick learner and have plenty of friend that can come help. I'm really not looking for your honey holes just a spot that I can kill a 340 plus bull with my general tag . I don't have much gear so if you have some that would be sweet . And don't worry I will take lots of pictures to share this journey with the rest of the members on here . I'm not in great shape so I prefer and area that's pretty flat with road access for a four wheeler . Thank's so much for any help in advance ! Coach
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 06:39:52 AM
I for got to mention that my truck is getting pretty old so if we could use yours that would be great. Also I'm not a very good cook so if your wife want to tag along to cook that would be fine with me.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 06:54:06 AM
Come on man! You know I always have one tied up for backup!

350 plus!!!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: TheHunt on June 18, 2014, 07:00:15 AM
Too bad, I only know where there is 360 plus bulls.  So I cannot help you. 

But I do have a quad with tracks so you can cut across any wet lands or any other property which you can borrow.  I have a holster for my wire cutters which has really helped me cross property with out too much hassle.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: jason stevens on June 18, 2014, 07:01:00 AM
That's funny I like it.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: PlateauNDN on June 18, 2014, 07:07:21 AM
Hmmmmmmm..........seems legit...........oh heck, I know where we can get on some elk and they just stand around all day in an open area like cattle. We can chase them in my 2014 chevy with sky high jacked up lift kit, not suspension lift, nope, with 26 inch chrome and toyo mt's and since they'll be running that'd be "fair-chase" right?!?!  Don't worry nobody hangs out at this spot to watch elk because you need a discovery pass to park there. :yike: :o :chuckle: :chuckle: oh and I make pepperoni sticks that you have to eat in front of me as my fee I charge for assisting on a trophy hunt. :dunno: :IBCOOL: :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Rainier10 on June 18, 2014, 07:10:32 AM
Unfortunately I don't know how the private message function of this site works so let me just broadcast a couple of roads that lead back to a spot that I have never seen another hunter at but is full of elk, lots of cows, four or five respectable satellite bulls and normally two mashers.  If I give you the location you have to swear that your buddies that come to help you pack won't tell their buddies about it and of course anyone reading this post that just cruises the site looking for information please don't crowd in on Coach and ruin his general season tag.  There are only a few elk in this spot and if the hundreds of people that read this post today show up it will blow the elk out of the area.

Wait a minute maybe it is not a great idea to give that specific of information on the forum and I should figure out how to PM you the information instead.  ;)
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 07:11:48 AM
Hmmmmmmm..........seems legit...........oh heck, I know where we can get on some elk and they just stand around all day in an open area like cattle. We can chase them in my 2014 chevy with sky high jacked up lift kit, not suspension lift, nope, with 26 inch chrome and toyo mt's and since they'll be running that'd be "fair-chase" right?!?!  Don't worry nobody hangs out at this spot to watch elk because you need a discovery pass to park there. :yike: :o :chuckle: :chuckle: oh and I make pepperoni sticks that you have to eat in front of me as my fee I charge for assisting on a trophy hunt. :dunno: :IBCOOL: :chuckle:

I was going to but oh hell no! Your on your own with this guy and his SNACKS!!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: TheHunt on June 18, 2014, 07:25:28 AM
I think PlateauNDN must require that shooting from the lifted truck is mandatory.  It can be from the bed or the cab.   But it has to be from the truck and you get extra pepperoni sticks if you can shoot from the moving truck. 
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 07:48:10 AM
If anyone here has permission to get onto Hanford that would be great . I heard it's good hunting out there .
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 07:54:00 AM
Too bad, I only know where there is 360 plus bulls.  So I cannot help you. 

But I do have a quad with tracks so you can cut across any wet lands or any other property which you can borrow.  I have a holster for my wire cutters which has really helped me cross property with out too much hassle.
Hunt that's a great offer and i'd be willing to shoot a bigger bull with heavier horns if you have that track thingy to carry it out for me. my funds are a lil short so if you could cover the fuel bill that would be cool, Whitpirate offered to make us some pbj sandwiches for the trip so all you need to bring is the beer .
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: teanawayslayer on June 18, 2014, 07:57:03 AM
This is a great thread!! I'll give you my taneum cow tag. I don't need it! That is if you can't find someone to take you up on the masher bull. :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: PlateauNDN on June 18, 2014, 08:02:28 AM
Permission?!?! Who needs that :rolleyes: didn't you see that Hanford from this past year?!?!? Trophy, trophy, trophy even with the broken tines he was a 400' bull. Those "hunters" ate a whole package of sticks each and had the time of their lives on my guide service. :o I led them right to where I was feedin....I mean scouting for that bull and now they got a wall hanger. :tup: if you're willing to put 8 the work and sit in the truc....I mean "hike" you to, can have an awesome trip. :tup: :dunno: :chuckle:  also I cater, mcdonal...I mean home cooked meals each meal. :tup:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: emac on June 18, 2014, 08:03:16 AM
I know where there are plenty of 350+ bulls. They are all on private land. The landowners don't give out permission but you can just hunt it anyways. Since you got the quad with wire cutters already lined up that would be perfect to cut the fences. Make sure you always are driving through the seeded fields and maybe spin a couple cookies in the middle of them. So if that sounds like a good options let me know. Probably will only need a pistol cause you could just chase them down and shoot them when they are running next to you

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Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: emac on June 18, 2014, 08:10:14 AM
Oh yeah almost forgot about food and fuel. We can just stop and any farm house along the was and get that. Again no need to ask stop at there fuel tanks and fill up when need. And just knock on doors when ever we are hungry and they will hand you or cook us some food. Should be pretty cheap for both of us.

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Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 08:20:02 AM
looks like it may be a good season after all . I might have to loose my tag and go get another one .
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 08:24:37 AM
Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 08:35:44 AM
RT don't forget to take the short cut on your milkshake run !
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Buckmark on June 18, 2014, 08:36:20 AM
Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 08:42:59 AM
Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

Dont forget that people like this will try to keep you down! They are just jealous! And wish they had my knowledge! Guess you could haul him to camp everone needs a camp *****
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: turkeyfeather on June 18, 2014, 08:50:56 AM
Don't forget to invite Run and Dan-o. They are the only ones that can properly identify that stump in the field as bigfoot.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: h20hunter on June 18, 2014, 08:54:24 AM
Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

Dont forget that people like this will try to keep you down! They are just jealous! And wish they had my knowledge! Guess you could haul him to camp everone needs a camp *****

Not everyone needs a B for camp. They have you to wait on them while they hunt. Don't see what the issue is?
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 09:00:40 AM
Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

Dont forget that people like this will try to keep you down! They are just jealous! And wish they had my knowledge! Guess you could haul him to camp everone needs a camp *****

Not everyone needs a B for camp. They have you to wait on them while they hunt. Don't see what the issue is?

I dont know much, but i do know he would make the perfect camp guy. Highly qualified!  Hes welcome to come up to my camp anytime!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 09:08:07 AM
don't worry about the rifle I just picked up a remi at the pawn shop in 243. I'm sure it has the new trigger and they bore sighted it in for me . i'm gonna pick up some blue box fedral or core locks which ever is cheaper .
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: h20hunter on June 18, 2014, 09:10:10 AM
Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Buckmark on June 18, 2014, 09:11:50 AM
don't worry about the rifle I just picked up a remi at the pawn shop in 243. I'm sure it has the new trigger and they bore sighted it in for me . i'm gonna pick up some blue box fedral or core locks which ever is cheaper .
No tikka, huh...that would of gotten biggerhammer going.. :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 09:13:48 AM
with all these great offers we should be able to get a new state record .
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 09:14:58 AM
don't worry about the rifle I just picked up a remi at the pawn shop in 243. I'm sure it has the new trigger and they bore sighted it in for me . i'm gonna pick up some blue box fedral or core locks which ever is cheaper .
No tikka, huh...that would of gotten biggerhammer going.. :chuckle:
maybe Hammers got a reamer to make it a 375-243 wild cat  :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 09:16:32 AM
Is it ok if BLRman tags along he wants to learn something about elk hunting ?
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: fishngamereaper on June 18, 2014, 09:22:52 AM
Lots of good info so far..Im learing alot...im curious, are converse shoes and skinny jeans appropriate for elk hunting. Im trying to plan for my upcoming hunt.

Im also slightly confused, I heard the muck's shot all the big bulls :rolleyes:, and whatever was left over bigfoot ate. I also heard of a couple of wolf sightings recently in Wa. If this is true its very troubling. I might not even waste my time on my bull tag this year.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: MtnMuley on June 18, 2014, 09:24:21 AM
Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck

LMAO.  This is your best post ever!! :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: emac on June 18, 2014, 09:24:55 AM
Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

He doesn't need any of those things. He is going to drive right up to it and shoot it so doesn't need to be in shape. His "friends" are going to know right where the elk are so he won't need to buy a map or doing any scouting. He can just sit in the rig in his pj's drinking beer and whiskey and smoking cigarettes until he needs to lean out the window and shoot

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Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 09:30:02 AM
Sorry I can't post fast enough! I'm sitting here having lunch! The 330 plus bull frim last year backstraps, and the 3pt mulie from last year backstraps.  While i'm snacking on goose and duck jerky from my waterfowl , while watching self made coyote hunts from a few states I hunted.

After lunch i'm going to clean my brand new .280 Remington that shoots great! Such a sweet gun to own. 

Then I'm gonna go through my SD cards and look at all the beautiful elk i get to see every hunting season!

All the while I have a cow tag in my hot little hands for this year in my unit.

Oh and my new bow is awesome! Im taking it on a walk in three states this year. 

Doubt I will be anyones camp guy.. 
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: D-Rock425 on June 18, 2014, 09:41:33 AM
Sorry coach I'm useless to you I only kill spikes and the occasional cow or rag horn when drawn.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Becky on June 18, 2014, 09:51:31 AM
Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck

 :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: D-Rock425 on June 18, 2014, 09:54:46 AM
Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!
oh snap :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: h20hunter on June 18, 2014, 09:56:51 AM
Allegedly.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 10:04:19 AM
Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!
oh snap :chuckle:

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt. 
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Whitpirate on June 18, 2014, 10:05:00 AM
Is it ok if BLRman tags along he wants to learn something about elk hunting ?

Only if he brings Cokes for everyone.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: h20hunter on June 18, 2014, 10:07:02 AM
Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!
oh snap :chuckle:

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt.


Sorry, wouldn't know what a two point tastes like compared to a 3, I'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: D-Rock425 on June 18, 2014, 10:09:11 AM
I've shot a few 2 points no problems at all.  I'm happy shooting 2 points in an any deer unit.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Buckmark on June 18, 2014, 10:10:51 AM
Is it ok if BLRman tags along he wants to learn something about elk hunting ?

Only if he brings Cokes for everyone.
Wait, i thought it was a pepsi truck?
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 10:23:14 AM
Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!
oh snap :chuckle:

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt.


Sorry, wouldn't know what a two point tastes like compared to a 3, I'll take your word for it.

Tastes about like half and half of a spotted owl and bald eagle mixed together.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Jonathan_S on June 18, 2014, 10:38:31 AM
If anyone here has permission to get onto Hanford that would be great . I heard it's good hunting out there .

PM me   ;)
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Band on June 18, 2014, 10:49:37 AM
I need someone to give me a piggyback ride up the mountain during elk season.  In exchange I'll carry your lunch, which I will not eat.  Except maybe the dessert.  Call me! 8)
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Bean Counter on June 18, 2014, 11:09:12 AM
"I'm too busy to scout," which is code for "my personal time is more valuable than yours." So please waste several of your summer weekends, give up time with your wife and kids, spend a hundred bucks on gas, then just hand the information over to me. Thanks!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 11:18:11 AM
don't you guys know that you scout from google earth ?
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 11:19:06 AM
RT bring a 2x4 along incase we run across any rabid coyotes !
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rtspring on June 18, 2014, 11:32:44 AM
RT bring a 2x4 along incase we run across any rabid coyotes !

Got them in the truck already!!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Woodchuck on June 18, 2014, 11:45:16 AM
Ok, I can fix you right up.  :tup: Your search is over.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Rainier10 on June 18, 2014, 11:50:51 AM
Ok, I can fix you right up.  :tup: Your search is over.  :chuckle:
That is a masher if I ever saw one.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 18, 2014, 12:11:06 PM
Ok, I can fix you right up.  :tup: Your search is over.  :chuckle:
That is a masher if I ever saw one.
how do you score that thing ?
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: GUscottie on June 18, 2014, 12:19:43 PM
I found this secret honey hole called northwest trek.. I know it's not the Blues or Colockum but they have some big elk, sheep and even goats! I hope you get this pm before the secret is out. Hell they'll even drive us to the elk... better have some "touristy" clothes so we don't look suspicious
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: trophyhunt on June 18, 2014, 12:51:19 PM
Ok seriously, you only need to call that outfitter in graham, bourbor I think it is!!!!
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Woodchuck on June 18, 2014, 01:07:12 PM
Ok, I can fix you right up.  :tup: Your search is over.  :chuckle:
That is a masher if I ever saw one.
how do you score that thing ?
Very carefully.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Rainier10 on June 18, 2014, 01:52:25 PM
Ok, I can fix you right up.  :tup: Your search is over.  :chuckle:
That is a masher if I ever saw one.
how do you score that thing ?
Very carefully.  :chuckle:
Don't worry about the score, everyone will just be impressed with your masher.

What you will need to worry about is the elitist that you give you a bad time about baiting. The only way to score a masher like this is with bait.  And when I say bait I mean lots of it.  As many potatoes as you can pack with you.  Mashers like this can't avoid a big pile of potatoes.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Woodchuck on June 18, 2014, 02:02:21 PM
 :yeah: That's solid advice right there.  :tup:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: PlateauNDN on June 18, 2014, 02:04:26 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait..........what type of bait?  Sweet potato, idaho spuds, red potatoes or........the type of bait is just as important if you want to attract a really big masher. :tup:

Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Woodchuck on June 18, 2014, 02:13:42 PM
I used Russet bakers for that one.  :twocents:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: pianoman9701 on June 18, 2014, 02:31:36 PM
Coach, I saw an incredible bull at these coordinates:
N45 37.587'
W122 40.631'

Best of luck. If you get him, call me and I'll help drag him out for a backstrap.  :tup:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: Rainier10 on June 18, 2014, 02:52:35 PM
I used Russet bakers for that one.  :twocents:
Yep, Russets, the bigger the bait the bigger the masher.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rsarkks on June 18, 2014, 02:59:34 PM
I found the masher on Google Maps. Look closely under the trees.

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data= (https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data=)!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4dXJtbYhQL0EcaAQX5XljQ!2e0?hl=en
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: rsarkks on June 18, 2014, 03:05:04 PM
I found the masher on Google Maps. Look closely under the trees.

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data= (https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data=)!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4dXJtbYhQL0EcaAQX5XljQ!2e0?hl=en
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: DOUBLELUNG on June 18, 2014, 03:31:32 PM
I really want Coach to get the bull of his dreams, I'm not up to scouting but I can wife sit while you scout for him.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: 724wd on June 18, 2014, 04:02:37 PM
I found the masher on Google Maps. Look closely under the trees.

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data= (https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data=)!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4dXJtbYhQL0EcaAQX5XljQ!2e0?hl=en

that looks like a REAL MASHER!!!!!   :yike: :yike: :yike: :hunter: :hunter: :mgun2:
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: coachcw on June 19, 2014, 06:41:45 AM
I found the masher on Google Maps. Look closely under the trees.

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data= (https://www.google.com/maps/@45.664263,-122.557959,3a,16.8y,101.55h,87.75t/data=)!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s4dXJtbYhQL0EcaAQX5XljQ!2e0?hl=en
not only would I need serious equipment to bring that thing down , not to sure by buddys could pack it out . but if anyone here has a steam shovel and a lowboy i'd take him for sure.
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: NOCK NOCK on June 19, 2014, 09:00:51 PM
 :tup: :tup:   :o :o
Title: Re: need help finding a masher !
Post by: elkh8me on June 19, 2014, 09:12:26 PM
Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck
That's even funnier than the original post. Pretty well nailed it
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Post by: bowhunterwa87 on June 19, 2014, 09:18:22 PM
:tup: :tup:   :o :o
That a booner if ive ever saw one!! Id say nearin the 400 mark. Youll never forget hammerin that masher
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Post by: shootem on June 19, 2014, 10:16:45 PM
The alcohol supply in the state has to have gone down a lot in the last couple days. None of you should be driving.
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Post by: coachcw on June 19, 2014, 10:29:08 PM
So close to season yet so far away !
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Post by: pianoman9701 on June 20, 2014, 05:04:02 AM
Glad I could help.
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Post by: Bean Counter on June 20, 2014, 05:16:11 AM
Hot damn! You just did my anniversary gift shopping for me . thanks!  :chuckle:
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Post by: coachcw on June 20, 2014, 06:10:34 AM
now shes a camp cook ! don't think my cot would hold her though so I would have to pass
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Post by: pianoman9701 on June 20, 2014, 06:22:47 AM
Hot damn! You just did my anniversary gift shopping for me . thanks!  :chuckle:

Such a romantic!
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Post by: coachcw on June 20, 2014, 06:33:23 AM
ok guys enough fooling around with the sex toys and hotties . elk season is only two months away and I don't have a new honey hole yet !
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Post by: rsarkks on June 20, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
I'VE GOT YOUR HONEY HOLE! Somewhere in the hundred acre woods... (Forgive me for not having the coordinates)
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Post by: NOCK NOCK on June 20, 2014, 11:51:02 AM
Coach, go to the top of colockum pass, lots of nice bulls up there, look for the signs(yes signs showing you were) they should say "game reserve"....they reserved them just for you, hunt behind the signs, very few other hunters in there, even a couple cabins to stay in.   :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: Woodchuck on June 20, 2014, 12:04:50 PM
I'VE GOT YOUR HONEY HOLE! Somewhere in the hundred acre woods... (Forgive me for not having the coordinates)
100.00W 100.00N  :tup:
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Post by: coachcw on June 20, 2014, 12:07:57 PM
now we are talking ! Game reserve Sweet !
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Post by: Rainier10 on June 20, 2014, 01:24:09 PM
elk season is only two months away and I don't have a new honey hole yet !
It is good of you to make your request so early, you have beaten all of the guys that are going to get on here on October 20th asking where to go.
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