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Other Activities => Fishing => Topic started by: WapitiTalk1 on August 05, 2015, 01:41:14 PM
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On the tail of CP's etiquette thread, this one had to be done. Tell us a story of what you have seen (hopefully not experienced) at the boat launch over the years funny or frightfull. I haven't had my salmon chaser for a few years now but got a good handfull of stories about the comedy and/or the horror that occurs at boat launches.
Bring em on :yike: or :chuckle:
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Double boat launch before sunrise. Long line of guys waiting to launch. Two guys go down, one comes up, next guy in line backs down and right into the guy still launching with his lights off. He should have left his parking lights on to make sure he didn't a get a 250hp lower unit through his grill.
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Used to run a charter out of Edmonds and between trips we'd sit on the outside deck at Anthonys and watch the launch/gas dock show. Numerous times guys forgot to put the plug back in before launching (always good for a Chinese fire drill), twice saw small outboard kickers dropped overboard as guys tried to attach them at the dock. Funniest we saw was a guy trying to navigate thru the moored boats while his wife used a boat hook to push them away. She inadvertently hooked up and he pulled her overboard as he went out. Guy kept on going out past the breakwater while others helped his wife up on the dock. He finally came motoring back in a few minutes later and his wife literally attacked him with the boat hook. Kinda figured he either slept on the couch or in the boat for a week or two. Best enjoyment was watching people try to navigate into the gas dock when there was a breeze or it was crowded. Guess a lot em seemed to think that boats come with brakes. Dock attendants knew when to run like crazy and when to try to actually help-not a job I wanted.
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Seen a few boats hit the launch, safety chain and winch cable unhooked before backing down, boat slides right of trailer well short of the water :DOH: Seen one guy launch a boat at the east end basin in astoria with a Toyota Supra. He forgot to unhook the rear straps. When the boat hit the water it floated the trailer, which in turn flaoted the back of the car. The whole rig ended up in the water. :bash:
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One day this year saw a guy in a good size truck rev it up pretty good when he went to back it up and jack knifed the empty trailer flipping it up on end into the bed of his truck.
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Another day I saw three boats launch at a super steep little launch. All three had something happen. First truck Blew a tire on launch. Second truck got boat on trailer and went to leave and trailer fell of the ball on truck straight to ground. Helped him out to get his big bay liner on trailer back up on truck.He was really thankful we were there to help lift it back up. The third was a two wheel drive Cadillac towing a big bay liner. He launched good. But as he tried to pick up his tires spun and it sucked the car straight into the water. Later he did get everything out ok.we stuck around ready to help tow out. Just in case. Crazy day for sure. But we had no issues. :chuckle:
Guess that launch hates the bay liners.
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You can always drop your boat on the ramp, I followed this guy to the ramp he pulled over and let me past he had no trailer light pulling off the highway. He did not seam to understand that that you should not unhook it before backing down the ramp.
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Saw a guy dump a nice inboard sled on the ramp at blue creek a few years back. Winch slipped and he forgot to hook up his safety chain.
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Back in September 2009 we were launching in Everett to fish Coho in the sound. We had just got my boat in the water when we saw an older man try to run behind a 24-26' Bayliner as it was being backed down the ramp.
The trailer knocked him down, he got caught under the trailer and was dragged partially down the ramp before people yelling got the guy in the truck to stop. The man ended up pinned under one of the axles.
I thought for sure he wasn't going to survive,but according to the Everett Herald he made a full recovery.
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I've watched a guy not untie his boat and try to launch it. I've watched a boat launched without the plug.
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Auke Bay Alaska
Needs a new parking brake....
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He appears to be striking a provocative pose on the hood ???
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It's a great expression of body language. lol
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Ya it is!
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I can hear the conversation now...
"Hey is the intake submerged?"
"huh?
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Ran across this on fb today lol
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Ran across this on fb today lol
Well, his problem is obvious. Not enough duct tape :chuckle:
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seen plenty
safety chain mishaps
outdrive/skag draggers
missing plugs
pulling out with motor still running, goodbye impeller
guys backing in until exhaust goes glug glug glug underwater.
I cant stand even getting my truck rear wheels wet.
what chafes me are the guys who haul butt past where I'm pulled over to the side pulling my straps and putting my bumpers on and then doing all that on the ramp itself prior to launching and holding everyone up.
Opening morning area 9 kings at Salisbury Pt comes to mind.
rant over
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Saw a guy “attempt” to launch a very large boat at Solo PT on Ft. Lewis a handful of years back. This was occurring when I was coming back in from the morning fish and was floating around waiting my turn to head to the ramp. Well, the guy had a 2WD 3/4 ton mid 80s CHEV and launched something not much smaller than the Titanic. This boat was huge if I didn’t mention it before. He backed the barge into the water with his wife already on board. As I bobbed out in the water, I saw the entire show unfold where his wife tried to start the boat once it had its stern submerged. No start so pop jumped out of the truck, climbed a bow ladder, and tried to get the barge to start… no luck. Oh well, he did the right thing and got back in his truck and was gonna pull the boat back out… Ooops, boat is too heavy and ramp is too slick during a lower tide. This show went on for 10 minutes with the CHEV losing ground and eventually having its ass end in the water with the tide starting to come in. Took another truck with a tow cable to pull the truck and boat out of the water.
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This thread is epic. I love a good laugh.
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i remember one about ten years ago i was up at larabe state park near bellingham the launch is really steep, and one time there was a father son and grandfather cant remember if they were launching or pulling out but they had a 14-16ft outboard well the kid about 10-12 was in the bout dad in truck grandfather signaling well i guess they were unstrapped and when the dad pulled forward the kid got a ride of his life back end went to the ground almost thought it was going completely over with him in it
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I actually had a guy take his new potoon boat out and start assembling it on the launch ramp. At first I was courteous telling him I have trailered boat so I need the launch. He started giving me a bunch of crap that it was his launch too since it was a public access area. I then put my 21' bayliner in gear and drove up next to the ramp. I was impressed how quickly he was able to pull his stuff out of the way before being crushed by the bow.
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No drain plug. Nuff said. :yike:
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At the public Gig Harbor launch a guy got his boat up on the trailer started pulling it out, went off the concrete launch which broke the u-bolts on his trailer springs, bent the trailer axle and broke the hub of the tire that went off the ramp. He was pricing boat trailers on the phone when we pulled out next to him.
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
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Saw a couple hippy chicks, park their Subaru sideways in front of the launch blocking both lanes, get out proceed to take their kayak off the top of the car set it down and commence to loading everything in their car onto the Kayak. Wife and I tell them to park off to the side and pack their 10' plastic canoe down to the lake.
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
Wow!! That guy learned a lesson! And you guys! :bdid:
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
Whaaaaattt :yike:. That is priceless. Thank you for sharing your adventure.
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
How long did it take you to tell your folks?
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I dumped my Alumaweld Sled onto the pavement launch at Windust opening morning of rifle deer season 4 or 5 years back. Was used to launching by myself at a launch much flatter and unhooked everything to send er' in.
luckily just the tail end came off and it only broke the reverse bucket. If one of you were in line behind me that morning......sorry, that was me! :hello:
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Saw a couple hippy chicks, park their Subaru sideways in front of the launch blocking both lanes, get out proceed to take their kayak off the top of the car set it down and commence to loading everything in their car onto the Kayak. Wife and I tell them to park off to the side and pack their 10' plastic canoe down to the lake.
don't get me started on the kayakers. i launch at luhr beach often(fishing/duck hunting) and those idiots love to tie up the ramp. between them and the amateur crabbers, that place can be a real nightmare.
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Saw a couple hippy chicks, park their Subaru sideways in front of the launch blocking both lanes, get out proceed to take their kayak off the top of the car set it down and commence to loading everything in their car onto the Kayak. Wife and I tell them to park off to the side and pack their 10' plastic canoe down to the lake.
don't get me started on the kayakers. i launch at luhr beach often(fishing/duck hunting) and those idiots love to tie up the ramp. between them and the amateur crabbers, that place can be a real nightmare.
BOY, you're right on the Kayakers, probably a different thread, but I can't tell you how many times I nearly cut them in half coming in at dusk or after dark and they were out in the middle in choppy water with no flag or lights. Worst part was they usually screamed or flipped me off for coming to close.
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Our family used to have a cabin by Kaniksu Resort on Priest Lake, all us neighborhood kids used to love sitting at the boat launch on a busy day and just watch the show. No plugs, husbands and wives bickering, rigs getting stuck in the muddy ramp, the drunkards getting back from a day floating and trying to pull their boats out, the list goes on. Funny thing is there were regulars that you just knew it would be a good show when they showed up for their vacation, just sit and wait. Haha. That was a heck of a way to kill time.
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In the late 80s I was at Walker park in Shelton. It is on the salt. I was standing by the shore when a guy came down to try out his brand new outboard. Maybe 4 hp. He took a spin then pulled the bow up on the beach. A tug or large boat had gone by earlier and large low frequency waves were now appearing on shore and the back end of his aluminum boat began to go up and down. The engine was still running when I noticed the back end go down and lift the motor off as the prop hit bottom. Engine was not clamped on and now only small oily exhaust bubbles were coming to the surface. The motor still connected by the stretched fuel line. Worst thing was that the guy in the boat was not watching any of it until he turned around and eventually wondered where the motor was. He jumped in and cradled like a child as he made his way back towards his car. When I left it was laying in the dirt.
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Speaking of kayakers.....I saved one once, no kidding.
We were going to head out of Everett and it was a bit windy...ok, more than a bit. We got launched and putted out towards the Navy yard, got to the end of Jetty Island said NOPE. Flipped a U and putted back towards the launch. Coming up on the docs the wind and waves were pretty nasty...I'd be between 2 and 3 feet in between the jetty and launch. We tied up and were about to go get the boat when we hear a guy calling for help. We look back and see a hand waving from mid channel and a guy drifting along. We untie, a buddy pushes me off and jumps in the bow and I floor it and am on plane heading out of the docks and into the channel. My buddy in the bow is crouched down and hanging on with a bit of a grin on his face. We come up on him and pull him up and into the bow and shoot back into the dock area. Along the way we did find his kite board. Tie back up, unload him and he has a bit of a dazed look. He says he is fine and just kinda walks away. A few minutes he comes back with a little more color to his face and tells us he was kite surfing and lost it coming back to the dock in his kayak. Shakes our hands, says thanks again, and off he goes. I don't think he found his kayak or dry bag and we joked a little bit that I should have kept his board as a trophy. To date, he is the biggest thing I've pulled into the boat unexpectedly!
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A zillion years ago on a super busy Labor Day weekend I fished with my cousin in his boat out of Illwaco. I was holding our boat in the slip, in line behind others at the take-out, when an older man ahead of us was asked by one of his partners to start the boat and run it up onto the trailer. He was nervous and obviously unfamiliar with the boat and motor. The outboard started with a roar, throttle full bore, and the startled operator jerked it into gear. The tiller was turned so that the boat rocketed its bow into the dock. It leaped up as the angle on the bow stem ricocheted up on the dock with startled people running in all directions. My most vivid memory was looking at the boat as it stood perpendicular, looking at the inside of the boat as if I was looking straight down on it. The bow was straight up, engine churning water at the stern and I was looking at the top of the operator's head where he still sat clutching the throttle handle. I can't remember how it ended but think that the motor cut out as the prop hit the wooden dock. Amazing that it did not flip over backward.
No one hurt, no damage apparent, just some embarrassment.
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Saw a couple hippy chicks, park their Subaru sideways in front of the launch blocking both lanes, get out proceed to take their kayak off the top of the car set it down and commence to loading everything in their car onto the Kayak. Wife and I tell them to park off to the side and pack their 10' plastic canoe down to the lake.
Seen this up @ baker guys backup to load kayaks then proceed to completely repack all their camping gear on the launch just taking their sweet time not realizing ppl we're patiently waiting for them to clear out.
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Growing up in and around boats all my life i have seen quite a bit at the launches and out on the water, most of what has been said.
I also must confess that i have on occasion been that guy...
I have forgot the plug, no harm as i noticed it as the boat was filling with water while still on the trailer.
I have had the experience of launching onto the pavement, not my boat but i was part of the launch party, highschool buddy had a 14ft Tahiti type hull with a 60on the back, 4 of us going out for the day and we set in it on the lk samm pavement, we laughed, 2 other guys help us 4 pick it up and back on the trailer...we laughed pretty good about that....still remember that boat if you where wet and touched the controls you would get shocked sometimes.
Forgot to trim up the motor one time on a 21ft mirage I/O while by myself, trailered up and pulled out, that is not a nice noise.. :chuckle:
Same boat i was being cocky (as i had done this at my home lake alot) and was driving the boat onto the trailer, unfortunately this launch was a shallower drop off....thats also not a nice noise. :chuckle:
Not launched related but you ever change props and forget the cotter pin.....me neither :rolleyes:
I do always check unfamiliar launches before backing into the water, little lesson my dad taught me..
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Wowzers! What an epic story.
Would have been awesome to have on video.
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Mags story takes the cake. Especially because most of the rest of us were like, "oh yeah I saw this happen" vs. "I did this..."
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Mags story takes the cake. Especially because most of the rest of us were like, "oh yeah I saw this happen" vs. "I did this..."
:yeah:
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Talking about hippie chicks and blocking the boat launches, the best experience I had when launching a boat happened about 10 years ago. My buddy borrowed his parents new 20ft Glastron and we took off to the Columbia river to do some walleye fishing and cat fishing and camping. We had decided to get to the launch at night and fish all night and into the morning and then get our campsite the next morning. By the time we got to the launch it was dark out, and we did not see another vehicle in the launch area. So, we jump out, prepped the boat, threw our crap in and I walked down the launch so I could give my buddy some light he started to back down. As I started to walk down the launch my flashlight reflected off of a vehicle at the bottom of the launch. I yell at my buddy and we walked down towards the vehicle. We were expecting to find some teenagers making out or something freaky like the zodiac killer, but when we got there the car was empty. I noticed some clothes on the hood of the car and decided to walk out to the end of the dock to see if I could see anybody swimming or floating in the launch area. As I headed out on the dock I could hear some whispering and giggling, but still couldn’t see anything. My buddy decides we need to get going and they need to move their car, so he asks “can you move your car so we can launch a boat?” which might have included a few choice words… Next thing we know, a few flashlights come on and is three people swimming from the dock to the launch towards the car. I pointed my flashlight at the individuals, and I kid you not, I am looking at three naked chicks. By the time they got back to the launch, we had already made it back to their car. I was polite enough to grab their clothes off of the car and hand them their clothes and towels. Turns out these women were camping nearby and decided to go skinny dipping and “bathe” at the same time. So they dried off, moved their car and we launched the boat and fished all night. When we went up to get our campsite, we were right next to the chicks we saw that night so we had a good laugh and took them for a few boat rides and had some drinks at the campground. Best part is my buddy was talking so much crap about how he should have just backed into the car and pushed it into the river, and people should know better and blah blah blah… now he is married to and has 3 kids with the chick that own the car.
Earlier this week, I was up at Mukilteo and watched a bright yellow lifted F350 Supercrew try to pull his Trophy out of the water at low tide. I think it was even a minus tide on Monday. A guy in a Blue Ram had to hook up to him and give him a little tug. I wonder if the Ford had any rubber left after trying to get his boat up the launch. I should have recorded it for this thread, dang it!
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Watched an older gentleman forget to unhook his rear straps at O'Sulivan. He couldn't figure out why it wasn't coming out so he jumped out to check it out. Forgot to put his van in park so when he jumped out the whole shebang went in. The air in the back of the van and the boat still hooked to the trailer kept it afloat . I jumped in my boat and drove out and hooked up a ski line to his boat , than tied it off to my truck until the wrecker came.
Another time at the same boat launch during Memorial weekend quite a few 18-22 year old kids came back to load up from there party at the dunes. One was sitting on the rear just left of the outboard, driver thought it would be funny to gas the boat. I got to watch a helicopter land at the launch and air lift a kid to the hospital. When a prop hits skin just above the waist line its not a very pretty sight.
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When I was 16 or 17 (late 90's), my buddy showed up at my house one morning and asked if I wanted to go check out a boat for sale that he found in the classifieds. So we drove over to the guys house and he says he bought it a couple years ago, never used it, etc. It was a late 70's Reinell inboard if I remember right. Pretty cool boat. Then he asked if we wanted to test drive it. The thought that a sane adult would let two teenage morons take his boat out alone, never even crossed our minds. We immediately accepted and hooked the thing up to my buddy's truck and off we went. Keep in mind that neither of us had ever towed or launched a boat before. We'd barely ever even driven one.
So we get to the boat launch and it's COLD. It's april and there is a storm moving in. The first thing we did was miss the concrete launch and get the truck stuck in wet mud. Luckily, a utility worker happened by and pulled us out. Next attempt, we got it right and just as it was about to touch water, I said "My dad used to have a boat, and he always made sure to put the bilge plug in." So we hopped out and looked around and couldn't find it. We decided that this particular boat must not have had one. So the boats in the water, we fire up the motor, point the bow at the middle of the sound and open it up.
We got about 100 feet before the motor died. We turn around and the the back end is under water and going down fast. No other option except to bail out and swim for shore. The drop off was very gradual and we were probably only in 10 or 15 feet of water. So my buddy tries to pull this boat toward shore before it hits the bottom. He assures me that he's got it and I swim for the shore to get the truck.
Remember, I've never towed anything before. In my panic to get this trailer back down the launch, I cut it way too hard and with a groaning sound, the torsion twists the trailer into a mangled, bent up mess. Completely wrecked. My friend loses his battle with the boat and down it goes. He swims to shore. Soaking wet and freezing cold, we just stared at the situation in total silence for about 10 minutes. We had just completely destroyed this guy's boat AND trailer.
We thought the guy would be furious, but he just wanted us to get the hell out of there. Later I decided he was probably terrified that our parents were going to sue him. They didn't.
For all I know, the boat is still down there.
How long did it take you to tell your folks?
As soon as we decided we were out of trouble, and not a minute before.
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Watched a guy slip off the tongue while launching one time. His leg fell through and he went over backwards into the water. His wife was screaming the whole time as she helped him up. Almost thought he broke his leg, but turned out it was just banged up real good. :chuckle:
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I was fishing off the Redondo pier when I was a kid and watched a guy come in 1 evening and dock his boat and go retrieve his almost new Chevy van. To help get down the ramp he opened the back doors and backed down almost to where the rear bumper was in the water. As he was getting his boat into position to drive it onto the trailer, the wake of a passing freighter hit him, slamming his boat into the back of his van then to add insult to injury, 3 rollers from the ships wake filled the back of his van.
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Oh man....almost saw a good one Saturday early afternoon and in hindsight wish I would have not said a thing.
Everett launch, busy time of day, lots of boats getting off the water. A guy was backing down his Norht River with the stern straps on, drain plug out, and who knows what else not prepped. At first glance I figured he was just another idiot using the "remove" lanes to launch when things are busy and was also going to be that guy that preps his boat 3 feet from the water holding everyone up. The two peope on the dock had bow and stern lines and he was coming down the ramp. That baby was heading to the water. I quickly headed over and got his attention. Pointed out his stern straps and lack of plug. Driver got out and didn't undestand a word I was saying. By the time I got to my truck and backed it down they were still near the water walking circles around the boat. I dont' know if the ever figured it out or not.
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If you visit the two rivers ramp at Roosevelt on Memorial day you will see two older gentlemen sitting on a cooler drinking beer and watching folks launch the boats they just purchased at the boat show. They have been there every year having a great time and could probably tell some stories.
I was in line a few years ago to launch right across from where they sat. About that time one of the fancy ski boats with overhead speakers and wake board tower was launching. One of them said, "Look, that one's got a roll bar". They both laughed and popped another beer. I may join them next year.
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I have seen some crazy ones but the worst was a summer when I was around 12 and I watched a guy back his brand new boat and trailer down the ramp. I could tell right off the bat that he didn't know what he was doing since my old man taught me how to back our boat in at that age since my mom refused to... :chuckle: This guy ended up running one tire up the walkway to the dock and down it until the trailer tipped and laid the boat over on its side. I think I learned some new words that day that aren't very family friendly.
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My best buddies a commercial pilot and still can't back a trailer up. :yike:
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I'll tell a couple on myself.
Had a 12 ft Alaskan, trying to load it onto the trailer at the east launch on Sprague lake. Stiff wind out of the Southwest kept blowing it off the trailer before I could pull up the ramp. My son was too young to help at the time. I don't remember how many times I attempted that before I finally caught a break. Picked up some trailer guides the next day
Also have left the plug out and came back to the boat from parking the trailer and my son was yelling and about shin deep in water.
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My best buddies a commercial pilot and still can't back a trailer up. :yike:
LOL, I used to guide a pilot that was 1 of the worst sea-sickers I've ever fished with. Claimed he never got sick in the air.
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Kayakers and divers. I had a guy the other day park his corvette in aa launch lane at point defiance as he took his time bringing his stuff from the dive boat to his car. On his second trip I reminded him it was a boat launch. He gave me the its a public launch to which I got out of the truck and askedd to see the boat he was launching and his launch ticket. He moved a little faster after that. Then last week though not a launch story lmost. Me and my 25 yr. old were out off point defiance trolling with downriggers. My boat is a 79 glasply runabout with volvo inboard. Old but very very good shape. Well he noticed some water by the engine cover and asked me to check. I lifted the cover and all I saw was water shootin and bubbling like crazy. I shut the cover and started heading to the dock in a hurry while he got the gear up. Had on close call when a downrigger ball started skipping but we saw it and didn't hurt anything. So I tell him I am going to drop him off at the dock and for him to run up get the truck and I was going to run until he got back and run it up onto the trailer. I was more worried about my new honda kicker and riggers etc. Well if you know point defiance it is one hell of a hill to get to trailer parking and he took off. Well I look around and see I am not really going down so take a minute to see what is going on. Well I had about a gallon of water in the bilge from the rain the night before and accidentally turne my pump on manual which I was cussing about it not working on the run in. The hose had come off and it was just spraying the bilge water around. Felt like a total idiot but am glad my son can back that trailer like a champ.
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I've seen a few boats dumped on the launch. I felt bad for them, except for one guy. He had what looked to be a brand new 20' runabout. I think it was a four winns......not a cheap boat. He was sitting in the boat yelling at his wife as she tried to back it down the launch. Poor lady looked pretty flustered as he kept barking orders. They had unhooked everything prior, I guess he didn't want to get his feet wet. I'm guessing he must have felt it slipping, because he yelled NO NO NO! To which she must've taken as GO GO GO! She floored it and dumped it off the trailer mid launch. It slid most of the way to the water, but not enough to make it easy to get back on the trailer. She looked like she might kill him.......he may have had it coming
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Used to live in Sitka and I bet half the guys there didn't own trailers. There is only 14 miles of road and cheap moorage so a trailer was just extra. Saw a number of good launchings and retrievals over the years, though the one that sticks with me is this one where nothing bad actually happened. This guy was trying to pull his crappy (even by Sitka standards) ~25' boat ( plus outboard bracket making it ~28' oal) with a trailer sized for a boat no longer than 20'. I must have been watching part two because he had added some 20' rough sawn beams to the trailer with ratchet straps and they were hanging out over the rear of the trailer ~5'. Gets the boat on the trailer somehow and then asks me (standing around waiting to launch my boat) to watch for him to make sure nothing bad happens :yike: He is pulling this on the old Crescent Harbor before the ramp upgrades at mid-low tide. If anyone has ever launched there they know what a miserable ramp it is, narrow with steep side drops into rocks, steep with no traction zone, slick with sea growth, this is about the worst ramp imaginable. He is using a mid 80s F250 locked in 4-low and is just roasting the clutch and tires to get it out of the water, he gets it out about 15' and that is when I notice the single axle bottomed out against the trailer frame and the tires flattened almost to the rims. One small bump and I am not sure if the tires will blow, trailer will collapse, or the boat tip off backwards. He stop and asks what I think and I give him the thumbs down. He backs it back in, parks the boat and pulls the frankentrailer. The End.
He must have found another trailer or found someone to give him the thumbs up cause it was pulled a couple days later. One of the times everything was wrong but the only harm done was to the tires and the clutch plates.
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Great stories - Great Thread!
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I've had a few of my own failures since I got my boat a few years ago.
I hadn't spent much time with a trailer, so the first trip out backing the trailer down the launch was a comedic tragedy. Fortunately it was April and the launch was empty.
I forgot to raise the out drive once. It made just enough contact with the ramp to make a sound that I'll never forget.
While loading the boat onto the trailer my daughter (12 at the time) was going to hop off the dock on to the ramp to help me. After telling her not to jump because the ramp was slick and she'd fall, she jumped. Trying to be a hero I climbed over the trailer tongue to catch her and "save" her. Instead I tripped over the tongue, slipped on the ramp, fractured a rib when I hit the trailer and fractured my elbow when I hit the ramp. My daughter stood there laughing and told me "You know you're old when you fall down and bones just start breaking". Getting the boat on the trailer was significantly more difficult after that. I didn't take the boat out for more than 6 months while I waited for the fracture to heal and my elbow has never been the same.
Andrew
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Oops.... Sorry
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I'll tell one on myself. I was launching at spring canyon one morning by myself still dark. Still sleepy. Back in with the transom straps still on. It's blowing a little and the corner of my boat with trailer attached floats up under the dock. I get out run down. The dock and push boat and trailer out from under dock. Run for the truck before it blows back under dock. Six or seven tries later. Wish I had it on video, probably looked like Benny Hill. Running back and forth.
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Launched at Mukilteo for the last time ever came round to pick up my Dad lost power and a wave put my boat into the end of the pier. I'm sure the kids around learnt some new words that day.
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I'll bet there are way more " me" stories than are being shared on here ;)
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coming into the little goose dock after a day on the snake, dad was in the bow of his '88 Seaswirl. I was at the wheel. idling in i try to get the shifter into neutral but it wont go! I pull and pull and finally just shut the engine off. we slammed into the dock, the old man yelling at me to reverse! I explain it wont go into reverse, or neutral for that matter. He doesn't believe me and tells me to vacate the drivers seat immediately (using more colorful language... :chuckle: ). His turn at the wheel and same deal! we hit the dock! turns out the Pertronics electronic ignition he put in place of the points was a bad decision! he did apology for yelling at me :yike: :chuckle: Who knew points would be better in a boat? :dunno: Stupid interupters, anyway!
And my first time on long lake we decided to use a private launch/park as we'd never been out before. Launched my 12' Klamath with my wife with no issue and fished for half a day until it got hot. Headed back to the dock to find a freakin traffic jam! 20 rigs lined up waiting to put in! :yike: :yike: almost EVERY DANGED ONE backed their rig down the ramp before loading their kids/dogs/ice chests/towels/etc rather than while waiting in line!!! I WAS LIVID! when it was FINALLY my turn, I back down to retrieve my boat to find a boat parked at the base of the launch at the EMPTY dock. They were searching for the keys :bash: and wouldn't push the boat to the back of the dock! :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: >:( >:( So my boat being little, I hopped in drove around their dumb%*^&'s and hightailed it out of there! Never have been back to that launch! :bdid:
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coming into the little goose dock after a day on the snake, dad was in the bow of his '88 Seaswirl. I was at the wheel. idling in i try to get the shifter into neutral but it wont go! I pull and pull and finally just shut the engine off. we slammed into the dock, the old man yelling at me to reverse! I explain it wont go into reverse, or neutral for that matter. He doesn't believe me and tells me to vacate the drivers seat immediately (using more colorful language... :chuckle: ). His turn at the wheel and same deal! we hit the dock! turns out the Pertronics electronic ignition he put in place of the points was a bad decision! he did apology for yelling at me :yike: :chuckle: Who knew points would be better in a boat? :dunno: Stupid interupters, anyway!
And my first time on long lake we decided to use a private launch/park as we'd never been out before. Launched my 12' Klamath with my wife with no issue and fished for half a day until it got hot. Headed back to the dock to find a freakin traffic jam! 20 rigs lined up waiting to put in! :yike: :yike: almost EVERY DANGED ONE backed their rig down the ramp before loading their kids/dogs/ice chests/towels/etc rather than while waiting in line!!! I WAS LIVID! when it was FINALLY my turn, I back down to retrieve my boat to find a boat parked at the base of the launch at the EMPTY dock. They were searching for the keys :bash: and wouldn't push the boat to the back of the dock! :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: >:( >:( So my boat being little, I hopped in drove around their dumb%*^&'s and hightailed it out of there! Never have been back to that launch! :bdid:
Your dad use colorful language? Surely you jest... :chuckle:
I worked at resort in northern MN when I was fresh out of the Army. I was working the rental boat dock one day. The resort rented out 14' ers with 25hp motors, enough to get on plane if you gave them enough time. Later in the day, here come two ol boys who had been on the lake all day, boat is wide open, one guy sitting on the bow with the point of the bow between his legs. They start closing in pretty good and I start to think, "he needs to slow down...he needs to slow down right now". Then I scream "SLOW DOWN" as I start to bail like a girl. That guy hit that dock full bore, launched his buddy across the dock and into the empty slip across the dock. :yike: They thought it was the funniest thing ever, and I laugh about it now. They however did not laugh when they saw the damage charge on the ol credit card when they checked out. :chuckle:
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Last year, my neighbors decided to launch their, roughly 26', cabin cruiser at the county ramp. Earlier in the day, another neighbor had asked if I would accompany him while he launched his heavy boat. I strapped onto the front of his truck with mine and we eased him in, no problems.
I drove to the other side of the island to get the old guy and bring him back to his truck, as we round the corner to the ramp, I see the 26' boat pulled up on the beach and the owner kneeling on the hood of his '57 or so vintage pickup, even funnier to see a dinghy pulling up to his front bumper to help him get off the truck. :yike: The crazy thing is that these were folks that have had this boat a while and were certainly not newbies to launching it. Earlier this summer, they ran that boat aground on Bird Rocks out in the middle of Rosario Strait, apparently on autopilot, totaled it. Maybe they need to retire from the boating life. :dunno:
Now, for myself. I bought a 14 1/2 Seaswirl bowrider and fixed it up. The first mishap was taking it to a lake to see if and how it ran. Crossing one of the little RR bridges in Centralia, the tow rope broke and it rolled 2/3 of the way off the trailer before I could stop. Luckily, I was able to retie the hook and roll it back on with minimal fiberglass left on the road. Of course, multiple *censored*s had to go by yelling at me instead of seeing if they could help... like I was intentionally trying to ruin their day. :rolleyes: After fixing everything, I took the family to a lake to go fishing, my son was less than 6 months old and my daughter was about 7. They all climbed in and then I unhooked and backed down the ramp. Can you see where this is going? Having never had a trailer with rollers, this had never been an issue before. Roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the trailer, ker plop, clunk onto the ramp we go.... Luckily no damage done, other than to my daughter's trust in her dad backing a boat trailer into the water (she has never rode in any boat down the ramp since :chuckle: ). Thankfully, several people rushed over to help get it back on the trailer and off to fishing we went.
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Back in the mid-80's my then to be father-in-law had a 13' Boston Whaler. They were gone for the weekend but let me stay at their place and fish lingcod. I invited a friend up and we both decided to fish out by Turn Rock. We headed out and were fishing and the currents there could be really funky. As we were fishing a large sailboat decided to cut between Turn Island and Turn Rock headed NW. At the time it looked dubious because the tide was running hard, there was a breeze, and it just didn't look right but I just kept on fishing. For some reason it looked like the guy just panicked and made a hard turn which ended up putting him up on Turn Rock. Now the tide was going out and the waves were starting to bounce him on the rocks. He waved us over and wanted us to take his anchor out so that he could try to winch himself off the rocks. Complete futility. Not knowing any better we tried to get close but almost got wrapped up in his anchor line and in the process of getting close to him also dinged up the prop on my father-in-law's boat. At this point we told him to we were going to go get help as he refused to call for help on his radio. We knew the guy that ran the rescue boat at F.H. and later heard that the guy in the sailboat tried to negotiate for a lower price while he was getting knocked around on the rocks. Sailboat guy was lucky he didn't just get left on the rock as Kenny, the rescue guy, wasn't a big negotiator. Guy ended up getting talked into buying us a new prop. :chuckle:
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Back in the mid-80's my then to be father-in-law had a 13' Boston Whaler. They were gone for the weekend but let me stay at their place and fish lingcod. I invited a friend up and we both decided to fish out by Turn Rock. We headed out and were fishing and the currents there could be really funky. As we were fishing a large sailboat decided to cut between Turn Island and Turn Rock headed NW. At the time it looked dubious because the tide was running hard, there was a breeze, and it just didn't look right but I just kept on fishing. For some reason it looked like the guy just panicked and made a hard turn which ended up putting him up on Turn Rock. Now the tide was going out and the waves were starting to bounce him on the rocks. He waved us over and wanted us to take his anchor out so that he could try to winch himself off the rocks. Complete futility. Not knowing any better we tried to get close but almost got wrapped up in his anchor line and in the process of getting close to him also dinged up the prop on my father-in-law's boat. At this point we told him to we were going to go get help as he refused to call for help on his radio. We knew the guy that ran the rescue boat at F.H. and later heard that the guy in the sailboat tried to negotiate for a lower price while he was getting knocked around on the rocks. Sailboat guy was lucky he didn't just get left on the rock as Kenny, the rescue guy, wasn't a big negotiator. Guy ended up getting talked into buying us a new prop. :chuckle:
:yike: crazy story.
Bad time to negotiate
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I put my prop in the mud twice on the same day - both times watching the new fangled GPS plotter that disagreed with the water depth.
At B10, we saw a guy launch and take off out of Hammond without the plug - he came back awful fast at full throttle and landed back on the launch.
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Opening day for trout, my buddy and I launched my 16ft Fiberglass ebbtide. In my haste I forgot install the drain olug. I noticed right away, but the launch being super busy my buddy had to park 1/2 mile away. There was no place to beach or time, I grabbed the plug leaned over the transom and spun that brass lifesaver into place. My buddy wasn't happy when he finely reached the ramp and I explained I didn't have a bilge and that he needed to back and get the truck and trailer so we could drain the boat. It took on a lot of water...
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Opening day for trout, my buddy and I launched my 16ft Fiberglass ebbtide. In my haste I forgot install the drain olug. I noticed right away, but the launch being super busy my buddy had to park 1/2 mile away. There was no place to beach or time, I grabbed the plug leaned over the transom and spun that brass lifesaver into place. My buddy wasn't happy when he finely reached the ramp and I explained I didn't have a bilge and that he needed to back and get the truck and trailer so we could drain the boat. It took on a lot of water...
If you can still get on step just run the water out before you put the plug back in.