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Title: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: cryder on January 28, 2017, 03:10:18 AM
Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: SI Eagle on January 28, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
 :dunno:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: h20hunter on January 28, 2017, 08:11:54 AM
Morning Cryder! :hello:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Magnum_Willys on January 28, 2017, 08:31:48 AM
Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.  :chuckle:   
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Timberstalker on January 28, 2017, 08:36:21 AM
Thank gawd its an RC truck - Cryder with one of those RC drones might get homeland security riled up.  :chuckle:   

 :chuckle:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: bullfisher on January 28, 2017, 09:54:26 AM
Ummm... wow.
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Tbar on January 28, 2017, 10:32:54 AM
Its become more n more obviouse that this elk thing just isnt going away till i do . Its become to controlling , im up at 257am , got any idea y. ? Well evidently its elk season in january , and believe it or not its tied to the mind inbedded tricks of yep ! u geussed it ,,,, fish n feathers , they gotcha even when they dont, cuz you c lewis ? ,, its time to call in the final ingrediants of your tag soup , and there it goes , im actualy wondering what my trail looks like right now and i dont no y ? You c thats how the animal brokers of our state never let go of at least my sanity . I purchased a 500$  r.c. truck to try and break the asylum of uforia but the dam thing is still in the box, might take it back change it in for another popscicle stand , my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall cuz im elk stupid i geuss ,anyways maybe ill be ungoogled by the porn police and u guys wont have to put up with my constant idiocrity , this seems to be the only window in cell of imprisonment till then ,,,sorry ??
Finally someone I can relate to!  Keep up the good work Cryder
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: cbond3318 on January 28, 2017, 11:38:29 AM
Rip some lip!
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Tjv28 on January 29, 2017, 10:56:22 PM
I hope I never get ungoogled by the porn police...
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Gringo31 on January 30, 2017, 08:13:18 AM
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language. 
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Timberstalker on January 30, 2017, 08:18:09 AM
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

 :chuckle:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Dhoey07 on January 30, 2017, 08:21:24 AM
Elk hunting is a blessing and a curse.  There's only two ends of the spectrum, you will quit or it will consume you.  The choice isn't always yours to make.

Either saddle up and dig in, or give up, time will tell  :tup:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: JimmyHoffa on January 30, 2017, 08:53:29 AM
I hear ya cryder, only two things out there--elk hunting and dreaming of elk hunting.
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Skyvalhunter on January 30, 2017, 09:04:14 AM
What about sheep hunting and dreaming of sheep hunting?
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: JimmyHoffa on January 30, 2017, 09:13:59 AM
There's a few people wired a little differently. :) 
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Curly on January 30, 2017, 11:58:58 AM
.................... my gibson is just collecting dust on the wall .............

Gibson, as in guitar?   :dunno:  (I think I actually figured out the rest of the rant.)   :tup:

Keep giving it hell, Cryder.  :hello:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: DaveMonti on January 30, 2017, 02:49:22 PM
Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...

Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: JJB11B on January 30, 2017, 03:22:17 PM
Wait, you have a remote controlled toy AND a porn addiction?  Maybe there is some money to be made there...


And a Gibson, I have a feeling the sound track could be epic!
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: shadowless_nite on February 08, 2017, 08:13:15 AM
I really tried this time....


Still absolutely no idea what is going on here.  I think cryder should contact the military and teach them this hidden language.

I believe he is speaking the same language as these two in this video.... sounds about the same if you tried to type it out into words to read.... :chuckle:

Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: E35alex on February 11, 2017, 06:15:00 PM
😂


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Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: cryder on March 14, 2017, 08:19:53 PM
Freeeeging hillariouse , thanx , i needed that , my niebor up north had 7 elk hang out on his 125 acres of keep the h e double hockey sticks out propetry for a week hopeing there feeling real comfortable for about 4 months , and ,,,, the dreams start all over again , but its time to talk to big ugly birds now , at least it seems they will look like they are interested in the fact of who the heck i think i am !
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Magnum_Willys on March 14, 2017, 08:38:52 PM
You plannin on a Spring fix with bear huntin Cryder or you toughin out your addiction til fall?
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: pd on March 14, 2017, 09:19:52 PM
Poor CRyder suffers from serious cabin fever.  This was the 2nd worst winter in the northwest since WWII, and it really hit him hard, because he had tag soup on elk (again).  I absolutely understand his pain.

Waterfowl season is over, nothing happening unless you have a Spring Bear tag.  Or, just wait until September for elk.  Hang in there buddy, go play with your drone for a while.

Oh, and porn will burn your soul.  Give it up.  m,Kay?
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: JakeLand on March 14, 2017, 10:16:36 PM
DAM!!! A couple glasses of crown on the rocks and I understood it perfectly  :yike: I'm in trouble
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: pianoman9701 on March 15, 2017, 10:43:55 AM
Why am I picturing his living room with empties all over the place and half-destroyed issues of Bugle and Extreme Elk everywhere?  :chuckle:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Timberstalker on March 15, 2017, 10:57:17 AM
Why am I picturing his living room with empties all over the place and half-destroyed issues of Bugle and Extreme Elk everywhere?  :chuckle:

And a bean bag chair. :chuckle:
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: pianoman9701 on March 15, 2017, 11:16:58 AM
...and those scent sticks in oil except there's estrus cow urine in it.
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: DaveMonti on March 15, 2017, 12:28:21 PM
I think he's shifting his attention to spring turkey (big ugly birds). 

Chasing turkeys is just out there on the horizon buddy!  Hang in there, tune up your call, and pattern your shotgun! 
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: cryder on March 16, 2017, 06:04:17 AM
My subscriptions are purposely ending this year , to many pictures that wont go away,  probly not a bad idea , but i dont drink much anymore , just get sick or go to sleep to become the victim of camp site pranks , maybe its the soudrells i hang with , oh well there subscriptions are wearing thin also !  As threatened before , ill just keep swinging my fist threw this swarm of bees till i get honey on my table . But pains reciprical , is somebody elses place this years ,,,,  DANGIT !!!
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: Timberstalker on March 16, 2017, 07:38:40 AM
My subscriptions are purposely ending this year , to many pictures that wont go away,  probly not a bad idea , but i dont drink much anymore , just get sick or go to sleep to become the victim of camp site pranks , maybe its the soudrells i hang with , oh well there subscriptions are wearing thin also !  As threatened before , ill just keep swinging my fist threw this swarm of bees till i get honey on my table . But pains reciprical , is somebody elses place this years ,,,,  DANGIT !!!

Perzackly!!
Title: Re: LIFE SENTANCE ??
Post by: seth30 on March 16, 2017, 07:48:02 AM
Stay strong, more season of hunting are just around the corner :tup:
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