Post by: WapitiTalk1 on May 22, 2020, 11:38:24 AM
Sample entry/post:
"If you suddenly drop to all fours outside the movie theatre to further examine a handful of milk duds for freshness, you might be...…"
Let's hear em!
Post by: Rainier10 on May 22, 2020, 11:42:01 AM
Post by: vandeman17 on May 22, 2020, 11:47:29 AM
Post by: 7mmfan on May 22, 2020, 11:56:09 AM
Post by: 2MANY on May 22, 2020, 11:58:46 AM
I've done that twice now.
Post by: bracer40 on May 22, 2020, 01:38:04 PM
Post by: carpsniperg2 on May 22, 2020, 01:41:48 PM
... if you plan your baby making around September and October.
Hahaha guilty 2x for me. Last hunting season for me ends nov 30. Both my kiddos came from first 2 weeks of December lol
Post by: Cougartail on May 22, 2020, 01:44:29 PM
Post by: huntnfmly on May 22, 2020, 02:25:21 PM
You might be an elk hunting addict if you prefer the smell of elk urine to cologne.Or even walking by a cow barn and taking a big whiff and smiling same smell
Post by: Yelper Guy on May 22, 2020, 02:45:58 PM
And you didn't ask your wife for permission first! :yike:
Post by: Oldguy on May 22, 2020, 04:06:25 PM
Post by: wadu1 on May 22, 2020, 05:22:45 PM
Post by: pd on May 22, 2020, 07:08:05 PM
Post by: cooltimber on May 22, 2020, 07:13:38 PM
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on May 22, 2020, 07:14:43 PM
If your internet handle is "Wapiti Talk #1"
Was waiting for that; shoulda figured it would be you. Guilty as charged...
Post by: Bullkllr on May 22, 2020, 07:18:36 PM
Post by: elksnout on May 22, 2020, 07:22:18 PM
Elksnout
Post by: Alchase on May 22, 2020, 08:28:34 PM
Or
You think Cow in estrus scent, should be sold as a women's cologne :chuckle:
Post by: Buckjunkie on May 22, 2020, 08:49:15 PM
Post by: blackveltbowhunter on May 22, 2020, 09:15:22 PM
...... If that was followed by a slap because she saw the antlers in the back of the truck :chuckle:
Post by: kselkhunter on May 22, 2020, 09:21:32 PM
Seriously though my wife is an angel. Our wedding anniversary is September 8th, and she knows that I'm hunting in multiple states most of September and early October. She refers to herself as a "hunting widow". I hunt Oregon archery first half of September every year, and WA for muzzy elk every year. She is still married to me after all these years.
And her ringtone for me is an elk bugle.....there is no question in my household what my favorite animal to hunt is.....
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on May 22, 2020, 09:22:09 PM
Post by: CastleRocker on May 22, 2020, 09:56:03 PM
Post by: Tbar on May 22, 2020, 10:08:22 PM
Post by: kselkhunter on May 22, 2020, 10:10:14 PM
If one of the reasons you married the person you did was...so she could call for you! (She claims it's easier for a woman to call a bull in, because that's what women are born to do...)
Ok. You win. Best answer so far.
Post by: Skillet on May 22, 2020, 10:25:51 PM
When your girlfriend mentions she's excited to try out her new diaphragm, you automatically think she's talking Primos.
And you're a little disappointed when you realize she isn't.
Post by: Alchase on May 22, 2020, 10:27:17 PM
You might be an elk hunting addict if...
When your girlfriend mentions she's excited to try out her new diaphragm, you automatically think she's talking Primos.
And you're a little disappointed when you realize she isn't.
LMAO :chuckle:
Post by: Tbar on May 22, 2020, 10:31:41 PM
You might be an elk hunting addict if...Minor edit. :chuckle:
When your girlfriend mentions she's excited to try out her new diaphragm, you automatically think she's talkingPrimosPhelps.
And you're a little disappointed when you realize she isn't.
Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on May 22, 2020, 10:42:00 PM
You might be an elk hunting addict if...
When your girlfriend mentions she's excited to try out her new diaphragm, you automatically think she's talking Primos.
And you're a little disappointed when you realize she isn't.
Winner winner Chicken dinner! Get that guy a diaphragm of his liking. Or one of each! :chuckle:
Post by: elkchaser54 on May 23, 2020, 01:21:03 AM
Rmef should sell calenders that go by hunting season.
Post by: nwwanderer on May 23, 2020, 07:03:41 AM
Post by: NW SURVEYOR on May 23, 2020, 05:16:19 PM
Post by: MAVsled on May 24, 2020, 09:37:34 AM
got my last taste in NMex 15 years ago. Previously a rifle hunt in CO unit 61 some 30 years ago.
now 13 years applying AZ, UT, NM, CO-61 without a hit.
very expensive habit.
Post by: bracer40 on May 24, 2020, 11:10:41 AM
Post by: blackveltbowhunter on May 25, 2020, 05:35:54 PM
You can't remember your own birthday, but can name the date, location, time, event, weather conditions, barometric pressure, moon phase, hillside, GPS coordinates, who was present, what weapon you used, how far the shot was, and what underwear you had on for every elk you have ever harvested. And double for the misses.
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on May 25, 2020, 06:06:17 PM
You take a shed for your comfort animal when your wife is in labor..... You picked up the shed before you left to the hospital.
You can't remember your own birthday, but can name the date, location, time, event, weather conditions, barometric pressure, moon phase, hillside, GPS coordinates, who was present, what weapon you used, how far the shot was, and what underwear you had on for every elk you have ever harvested. And double for the misses.
:chuckle: but true ;)
Post by: Old Man Yager on May 25, 2020, 07:56:43 PM
Post by: Alchase on May 25, 2020, 08:47:40 PM
When you are feeling frisky, and you tell her you are in the Rut :IBCOOL:
Just do not pee all over yourself before a night with your lady, I have heard they do not not like that, most don't anyway. :hello:
:chuckle: