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Title: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: cryder on July 13, 2022, 07:30:58 AM
Can't FREEKN believe the stupidity that is developed in some people's minds when they pull into a freeeeekn boat launch !!!!! Once your at the launch area it's not time to get your freeeeekn vessel ready for the lake !!!! Hey idiot !!!! There's ten other people waiting for you to fill your cooler full of ice and goof juice , Hey brain dead !!! Now that your boat and trailer are in the water it's not time to unhook the straps on the back , hope you like soaked shoes allllll day ! Hey self centered piece of crap !!!! Now that your boat n trailer are in the water , it's not time to shake out your floor mats in the truck !!!!! Hey Mr. Pro bass catcher , leave the FREEKN dock get the hell out of the way , before you start arranging your arsenal of ten fishing poles and lewers , get the hell out the way sponsored fashion clown , ya look all pretty n stuff but your a idiot self centered , don't care about others FREEKN creep ! I literally pride my self on my 2 minute boat launch procedures and have been thanked several times for being just that , can't believe the stupidity and no care for others these people ,r , a , creeps act like , it's like o k . I'm at the lake , nobody else matters , HEY GET OUTA MY WAY CANT U SEE IM TRYING TO HAVE FUN ON MY DAY OFF !! HEY !! CREEP !!! WE ALL ARE !!!!! DAMIT !!!!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Mfowl on July 13, 2022, 07:49:09 AM
 :tup:
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Timberstalker on July 13, 2022, 07:50:10 AM
You have been missed!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: gallion_t on July 13, 2022, 07:51:25 AM
I hate these people too. Along with the ones that can't back a trailer up. A busy boat launch isn't the place to learn. Go find and empty school or church parking lot and practice.

Boat launch etiquette should be part of your boaters license class/exam.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: 7mmfan on July 13, 2022, 08:04:13 AM
Well said.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: pianoman9701 on July 13, 2022, 08:40:35 AM
Cryder, you add so much to the forum. Don't wait so long for your next inspirational contribution. :tup:
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Norman89 on July 13, 2022, 08:50:03 AM
Like a addict to a hit of the good stuff, I got my fix of cryder. Now I feel good
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Kola16 on July 13, 2022, 08:56:44 AM
Cryder for pres? :lol4:

I was at Mardons on Potholes a month or so ago and some DA backed his boat right down the launch 20 ft. before the water, blocking the launch. They started undoing straps, rigging rods, putting up a bimini, the full 9. Me, trying to come in with one more boat in front of me, walked up to him and said, "Hey there are people trying to pull their boats out." Him and his buddy said to me, "Really? I did not see anyone." THERE WERE TWO BOATS FLOATING IN THE WATER RIGHT AT THE BASE OF THE LAUNCH BEFORE YOU PULLED IN DUMMY! I told him to move, and both the guy in front of me and I was able to pull our boats out before the other guy was even done getting ready.

There was also a guy at La Push a month or so ago that yelled at a boat in front of him to move and get out of the way taking boats out (even though the boat in front of him had several boats in front of them waiting in line like they should), and then the next day, I seen that same boat holding up the launch when launching, putting his bimini up, rigging rods and everything. It happens all the time and at every launch imaginable. Especially lakes where pleasure boats launch since they maybe launch twice a year and have no clue about the process.

There is also the complete opposite way where the person has the boat on the trailer with the outdrive up and the engine running. Gets the boat off the trailer quick, respecting everyone else, but shortly realizes their engine is overheating and their boat is sinking :chuckle: Some (most boat owners?) people should not own boats.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: CP on July 13, 2022, 09:35:11 AM
Maybe turn off your head lights when you launch so you don’t blind the guy trying to back in next to you. 

That’s my annual rant, sorry I can’t match Cryder’s passion.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Sandberm on July 13, 2022, 09:42:27 AM
Same people who wait till they get to the bank drive thru window to fill out their deposit slip.

People who use a boat launch as their own personal dock for there jet ski with 4 of their buddies standing in the way.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: metlhead on July 13, 2022, 09:51:01 AM
YouTube is full of these fiasco vids. Term I been hearing is Credit Card Captains.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Magnum_Willys on July 13, 2022, 12:21:06 PM
AMEN Cryder !     :bash:
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: cryder on July 13, 2022, 12:33:03 PM
I won't poison the pecking board with my thoughts on brain dead *censored*s at the bank , I'd prolly lose my mind just printing it O. M. G. !!!!!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Boss .300 winmag on July 13, 2022, 12:44:19 PM
 Cryder give us a gas station rant.🤣

Lots of dumb kisters there too.🤯
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: full choke on July 13, 2022, 12:48:07 PM
I was having a bad day.

Was.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: cavemann on July 22, 2022, 09:17:29 AM
Just came across this trolling the fishing section looking for area 13 reports..  Cryder, I'd pay a guide fee to fish and hang out for a day...  Goof juice and sponsored fashion clown sent me over the edge....  .
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Special T on July 22, 2022, 09:52:04 AM
No better entertainment can be had than watching the show at the Lake Sammamish boat launch. I cant tell you how many ignorant yuppies with more $ than brains I had watched growing up! I think My personal favorite was the guy trying to pull out his cuddy cabin bayliner with his corvette! That was an epic smoke show where he almost lost the vett into the lake.  It kind of reminded me of the extended burnouts guys do at the drag races. It sucks when your behind them but when your just people watching its epic!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: MeepDog on July 22, 2022, 10:59:47 AM
Maybe turn off your head lights when you launch so you don’t blind the guy trying to back in next to you. 

That’s my annual rant, sorry I can’t match Cryder’s passion.
Seriously!! Backing down a boat ramp with someone's lights on blinding you is aggravating as h*ll.

The other thing that just drives me nuts is when people pull their boat out and then stop just past the ramp to put all their stuff away. Now I have to line up my boat around their obstacle course. Pull into a parking spot. If you're not in a parking spot and your truck is in park, reevaluate where you are and move.
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: GWP on July 22, 2022, 12:58:59 PM
No better entertainment can be had than watching the show at the Lake Sammamish boat launch. I cant tell you how many ignorant yuppies with more $ than brains I had watched growing up! I think My personal favorite was the guy trying to pull out his cuddy cabin bayliner with his corvette! That was an epic smoke show where he almost lost the vett into the lake.  It kind of reminded me of the extended burnouts guys do at the drag races. It sucks when your behind them but when your just people watching its epic!

Ohhhhhh yes there is! Gene Coulon in Renton. 4 ‘in’ spots, and 4 ‘out’ spots, and during the summer they have someone there to direct the idiots because it is such a mess.
I have actually thought about setting up a chair on the weekends and just watching. Worst one was two guys swimming in the water, one more on the trailer, crossed up blocking two lanes, trying to get a JET SKI ON THE TRAILER!!!
Ohhh my!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: idaho guy on July 22, 2022, 01:20:21 PM
cryders back! all is right with the world again
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: rainshadow1 on July 22, 2022, 02:32:24 PM
Chew 'em up and spit 'em out, Cryder!

I've been sitting, waiting, and had to just walk up to people,

"You need help with that?"

"Nah, I'm good."

"Well then git outta the way!"
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: NRA4LIFE on July 22, 2022, 05:22:11 PM
The Everett launch can be epic.  Especially at super low tides. 
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Special T on July 23, 2022, 12:18:24 AM
The Everett launch can be epic.  Especially at super low tides.

I think most launches can be epic! AMAZING!
Title: Re: SON OF A B****!!!
Post by: Alchase on July 23, 2022, 05:32:47 PM
We watched a guy decide he did not want to wait for the tide to come in to launch his boat at Lion’s Park, on the Port Washington Narrows. The tides here are extreme, 7-12 knots ripping in and out of the Narrows that supply Dyes Inlet.
This idiot, backs his brand new Toyota Tacoma and new boat, off the end of the ramp and out on the tidal flats. He makes it about 20 yards and both trailer and Taco sink in the mud to the frames!
They guy climbs out of his truck, and sinks to his waste. It took about an hour for him to get to the ramp, completely covered in mud. He used a pay phone to call a wrecker. By the time the wrecker got there the incoming tide was already to the boat.
Then everyone realized the boat is not floating off the trailer. The idiot forgot to unstrap the boat from the trailer and the plug was out. In a short time both truck and boat were completely submerged. The owner tried to get the tow line to the truck with an inner tube, but the tide was to strong. They had to wait for slack after high tide to get the tow line on the truck now under water.
The first attempt to pull them out failed. It was getting dark so we had to leave. I heard they waited again for low tide again, laid boards on the mud out to the truck, and had to unhook the trailer and boat. All his gear that could float was out in Dyes Inlet,  :chuckle:
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