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Big Game Hunting => Elk Hunting => Topic started by: Gringo31 on September 15, 2022, 09:52:51 AM

Title: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Gringo31 on September 15, 2022, 09:52:51 AM: I was spike hunting last weekend. I'd been in the woods for a few days with a tore out crotch in my pants and holes in my knees. Buddy of mine and I heard 3 bulls bugling the night before high on a ridge so we got up there early (3:30 pm?) to wait and listen and see if we could find a spike hanging with them. I walked up and found a stump to sit on for about 20 min until I couldn't take the ants anymore. I moved 30 yards to rinse and repeat issue with ants before I found my final location close by.

My buddy who was just over the ridge came back to me and we came up with a game plan but before we broke the huddle I spot a elk coming in. This average 6 pt bull walks thru the thick and is coming right for us. He is sniffing the ground and following my approach in. Where I found myself stunned was when he walked up to first stump I sat on and began licking it! He spent several min within 7-13 yards of us while I recorded with my phone.

This has got me thinking that I must have the goods! Somewhere in my salty "deez-nuts" scent I have the ability to produce something special/sought after and I'm looking for a way to possibly market said goods.

If anyone knows the best way to help me start this business venture or pointers in the collection or said product, I'm all ears :chuckle:

Gringo
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: kirkl on September 15, 2022, 10:10:39 AM: lmao :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Stein on September 15, 2022, 10:24:57 AM: I got to the bottom of the story and still can't figure out what Tom Cruise has to do with elk hunting? :dunno: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: pd on September 15, 2022, 10:54:17 AM: Thank you, Sir. This is one of the most enjoyable posts that I have seen on this sight in a long while.
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Farmer72 on September 15, 2022, 10:55:20 AM: I would say to put a sponge down your pants while you are walking around. At the end of the days hunt take it out and cut it up into 1/2" cubes and quickly seal it into small sealed bags and then sell said bags. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: carpsniperg2 on September 15, 2022, 10:59:43 AM: I can see it sitting on the shelf now.

Gringos musk :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Sandberm on September 15, 2022, 11:22:55 AM: Quote from: Stein on September 15, 2022, 10:24:57 AM
I got to the bottom of the story and still can't figure out what Tom Cruise has to do with elk hunting? :dunno: :chuckle:

:chuckle:

I kept waiting for Cruise, Travolta and Wil Smith to wander into his hunting spot too. Gonna have to bump up to the 2 from the 1.5's Ive been rocking.
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: elkboy on September 15, 2022, 11:54:57 AM: Quote from: carpsniperg2 on September 15, 2022, 10:59:43 AM
I can see it sitting on the shelf now.

Gringos musk :chuckle:

Right up there with the Panther cologne... :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: hunter399 on September 15, 2022, 12:08:22 PM: Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Farmer72 on September 15, 2022, 12:14:47 PM: Quote from: hunter399 on September 15, 2022, 12:08:22 PM
Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .

Maybe you should. Might get more to show-up. :tung:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: hunter399 on September 15, 2022, 12:39:52 PM: Quote from: Farmer72 on September 15, 2022, 12:14:47 PM
Quote from: hunter399 on September 15, 2022, 12:08:22 PM
Elk are just that way .
They lick my game cam ,every time they show up.
And no I don't rub my cams on my junk .

Maybe you should. Might get more to show-up. :tung:
It might be a good idea after hearing about this magic stump. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: dvolmer on September 15, 2022, 01:07:48 PM: Well last night I heard some bugling out by the raspberry patch so I went out for a late night spot-lighting hunt and harvested the mother-load for my 16 grandkids!!!!!!! They were all bugling right were I had been sitting naked after a soak in the hot-tub!!! Maybe you are on to something!!! Problem is that I’m getting warts in unwanted areas!!!!! Anyone out there have any ideas for a remedy to my problem???🤪
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Pegasus on September 15, 2022, 01:11:44 PM: I suspect the scent has more to do with your bowels then your junk. A couple of days in the bush and who knows what is hanging back there....had you been eating salty corn chips, corn on the cob or apples?
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Gringo31 on September 15, 2022, 01:17:14 PM: There were a few payday's consumed.... :dunno:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: OutHouse on September 15, 2022, 01:35:22 PM: "Essence of Gringo--They Can't Resist"

Your brand!
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: NOCK NOCK on September 15, 2022, 08:11:31 PM: Hole in crotch + commando = equals salty stump.......and a good chance of slivers...... :yike:

My advice, wear some scooters. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: hunter399 on September 15, 2022, 08:17:43 PM: Quote from: Gringo31 on September 15, 2022, 01:17:14 PM
There were a few payday's consumed.... :dunno:
I love me some paydays.
Sweet and salty.
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: NRA4LIFE on September 15, 2022, 09:21:19 PM: I moved to Missouri in '86 and began hunting the next year. Day 1, rifle deer, whitetail, hump it out a mile, O-dark thirty, set up my climber. 20 minutes before shooting hours, I get the gurgle and it wasn't going away. Sprayed a deuce off my tree stand. 25 minutes later, I kill a nice 9 pointer.

A buddy of mine back in WI had some wicked BO to him, I mean he just smelled bad. He was the luckiest deer hunter I have ever hunted with.

Never thought of bottling satchel stench.
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: NOCK NOCK on September 16, 2022, 06:01:03 AM: Quote from: NRA4LIFE on September 15, 2022, 09:21:19 PM
I moved to Missouri in '86 and began hunting the next year. Day 1, rifle deer, whitetail, hump it out a mile, O-dark thirty, set up my climber. 20 minutes before shooting hours, I get the gurgle and it wasn't going away. Sprayed a deuce off my tree stand. 25 minutes later, I kill a nice 9 pointer.

A buddy of mine back in WI had some wicked BO to him, I mean he just smelled bad. He was the luckiest deer hunter I have ever hunted with.

Never thought of bottling satchel stench.

A sentence I've never heard. :chuckle: That had to be tricky!
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: Gringo31 on September 16, 2022, 08:34:28 AM: You guys aren't helping my confidence that I really might me on to something special. I told my kids that I just may LITERALLY be sitting on a gold mine. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Any Scentologists on here?
Post by: hunter399 on September 16, 2022, 09:13:09 AM: Quote from: Gringo31 on September 16, 2022, 08:34:28 AM
You guys aren't helping my confidence that I really might me on to something special. I told my kids that I just may LITERALLY be sitting on a gold mine. :chuckle:
I guess you'll have to start an only fans account,and start selling your under garmets.
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: