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Title: AGAIN !!!
Post by: cryder on November 24, 2023, 06:11:58 AM
 Yep ,,,,, if you find yourself safe and covered in your financial responsibility ( house) , and for some reason you think your cold , get up and go pick up your dog poop in the yard before it snows , and the snow blower blows it all over the place , or just grab some FREEKN poison. Doritos , and a FREEKN blanky , the remote , and leave the dam furnace  thermostat the hell alone , any homeles yokels would love to have your problems , but they , can no way at all imagine mine !!! The dam water at Lincoln fish pens is quickly dropping and the fish are all freaked out and headed for the depths of the mainstream , I smoked all that I've cought ,  but I made the mistake of letting fools know about it and it disappeared !! So the thicker you cold little babies blankies are the faster my smoker is filled I geuss, your cooperation is very well appreciated, so go load up on popcrap , Doritos and twinkees , or for crap sakes FREEEEEEKN POWER BAIT !!! , AND GET OUT THERE ,  but when you leave don't forget to turn the FREEKN heat ,,,,,,, OFF !!!!!
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Post by: millerwheeler on November 24, 2023, 06:28:46 AM
This one made more sense than any of your other posts ……. I’d say drink more often bud
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Post by: HHPro on November 24, 2023, 08:06:38 AM
This one made more sense than any of your other posts ……. I’d say drink more often bud
:chuckle:
Title: Re: AGAIN !!!
Post by: cryder on November 24, 2023, 08:24:50 AM
I gave up goof juice years ago , I don't bounce when I hit the ground like I used to
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Post by: Parasite on November 24, 2023, 08:11:41 PM
Yep ,,,,, if you find yourself safe and covered in your financial responsibility ( house) , and for some reason you think your cold , get up and go pick up your dog poop in the yard before it snows , and the snow blower blows it all over the place , or just grab some FREEKN poison. Doritos , and a FREEKN blanky , the remote , and leave the dam furnace  thermostat the hell alone , any homeles yokels would love to have your problems , but they , can no way at all imagine mine !!! The dam water at Lincoln fish pens is quickly dropping and the fish are all freaked out and headed for the depths of the mainstream , I smoked all that I've cought ,  but I made the mistake of letting fools know about it and it disappeared !! So the thicker you cold little babies blankies are the faster my smoker is filled I geuss, your cooperation is very well appreciated, so go load up on popcrap , Doritos and twinkees , or for crap sakes FREEEEEEKN POWER BAIT !!! , AND GET OUT THERE ,  but when you leave don't forget to turn the FREEKN heat ,,,,,,, OFF !!!!!

LOL. Keep hitting that crack pipe.
Title: Re: AGAIN !!!
Post by: millerwheeler on November 24, 2023, 09:27:47 PM
I gave up goof juice years ago , I don't bounce when I hit the ground like I used to

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Post by: full choke on November 24, 2023, 11:18:52 PM
I would like to try that smoked fish of yours cryder.

Thanks for the post!  :tup:
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Post by: Timberstalker on November 25, 2023, 07:32:27 AM
Cryder for president!
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Post by: cryder on November 25, 2023, 07:54:31 AM
Crackpipe? Do they make those for 67 year old fossils like myself ? Is this something in life that I may have missed , or have I been turned into a glass house , and just so we're clear here , I'm in a 17 year fight against cancer , had body parts removed and replaced , and drugs and alcohol are not in the recipe for the success I've had , my surgeon calls me the frequent flyer and says he wishes he had other patients that were so dedicated to not only fighting , but winning , i have no detectible cancer right now , and crack n alcohol had nothing to do with it , in fact i can count in one hand how many pain pils ive taken in my life ,after 21 surgeries , crackpipie , shut up fool
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Post by: Fidelk on November 25, 2023, 08:17:32 AM
Hoping that you remain cancer free......sounds like you have fought it valiantly.
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Post by: 2MANY on November 25, 2023, 08:27:35 AM
The crack pipe is always connected to the mouth.
Clean correctly or hiking will become problematic.
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Post by: Jonathan_S on November 25, 2023, 08:39:57 AM
Hit some new spots farther downstream.
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Post by: millerwheeler on November 25, 2023, 08:43:44 AM
Crackpipe? Do they make those for 67 year old fossils like myself ? Is this something in life that I may have missed , or have I been turned into a glass house , and just so we're clear here , I'm in a 17 year fight against cancer , had body parts removed and replaced , and drugs and alcohol are not in the recipe for the success I've had , my surgeon calls me the frequent flyer and says he wishes he had other patients that were so dedicated to not only fighting , but winning , i have no detectible cancer right now , and crack n alcohol had nothing to do with it , in fact i can count in one hand how many pain pils ive taken in my life ,after 21 surgeries , crackpipie , shut up fool


Maybe some just assume as some of your posts are hard to articulate and most assume it’s all a joke . Good on you for keeping up the fight and staying healthy . But with all that said  now we know your messing with us in most of your posts
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Post by: cryder on November 25, 2023, 08:57:52 AM
P E R Z A C H L Y !! YALL BE COO
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Post by: Jonathan_S on November 25, 2023, 09:00:45 AM
Crackpipe? Do they make those for 67 year old fossils like myself ? Is this something in life that I may have missed , or have I been turned into a glass house , and just so we're clear here , I'm in a 17 year fight against cancer , had body parts removed and replaced , and drugs and alcohol are not in the recipe for the success I've had , my surgeon calls me the frequent flyer and says he wishes he had other patients that were so dedicated to not only fighting , but winning , i have no detectible cancer right now , and crack n alcohol had nothing to do with it , in fact i can count in one hand how many pain pils ive taken in my life ,after 21 surgeries , crackpipie , shut up fool


Maybe some just assume as some of your posts are hard to articulate and most assume it’s all a joke . Good on you for keeping up the fight and staying healthy . But with all that said  now we know your messing with us in most of your posts

I think most of us knew that from the jump  :chuckle:
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Post by: Karl Blanchard on November 25, 2023, 09:44:35 AM
Crackpipe? Do they make those for 67 year old fossils like myself ? Is this something in life that I may have missed , or have I been turned into a glass house , and just so we're clear here , I'm in a 17 year fight against cancer , had body parts removed and replaced , and drugs and alcohol are not in the recipe for the success I've had , my surgeon calls me the frequent flyer and says he wishes he had other patients that were so dedicated to not only fighting , but winning , i have no detectible cancer right now , and crack n alcohol had nothing to do with it , in fact i can count in one hand how many pain pils ive taken in my life ,after 21 surgeries , crackpipie , shut up fool


Maybe some just assume as some of your posts are hard to articulate and most assume it’s all a joke . Good on you for keeping up the fight and staying healthy . But with all that said  now we know your messing with us in most of your posts

I think most of us knew that from the jump  :chuckle:
:yeah: I'll say it AGAIN....Cryder for president!!!
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Post by: hunthard on November 25, 2023, 11:52:15 AM
Got my vote!
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Post by: Doublelunger on November 25, 2023, 11:52:41 AM
Thanks Cryder. I always enjoy your posts.

We had a big group yesterday on Roosevelt and did really well.
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Post by: cryder on November 25, 2023, 04:01:09 PM
Where did you fish at ?
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Post by: Doublelunger on November 25, 2023, 05:49:00 PM
Where did you fish at ?

We go on the rez side father down.
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Post by: pd on November 25, 2023, 06:11:06 PM
Cryder has always been very generous with his stories and wisdom, and he occasionally tells us where the fish are hiding.  I think he is great.

I didn't know about his long term fight again cancer.  And, 21 surgeries?  That alone deserves a medal.

Keep at it, Sir.  You really help to make the long winter nights pass.
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Post by: Mtnwalker on November 25, 2023, 07:31:25 PM
Cryder is one of the few dudes on this forum where if I see his name on a post I am 100% clicking on it every single time  :chuckle: keep on fighting the fight sir, this place wouldn’t be the same without ya!
Title: Re: AGAIN !!!
Post by: Fidelk on November 26, 2023, 08:42:08 AM
mr. cryder......do you fish the ocean......any advice or instructions?
Title: Re: AGAIN !!!
Post by: cryder on November 27, 2023, 04:07:58 AM
The ocean ? You mean will I risk being a main course to a creature from the merky debths ,,I rank that up there with my birthday present ,of getting in a airplane and jumping to my death , I passed on that like it was the plaque. I've had unuff death defying trips to visit Mack the knife , to fill my need for for chance , I did go salmon fishing on the worldly dinner table , got one salmon and three shark , entertaining to say the least , but I've got one question for you all , that I have asked before , on the ocean in a boat , are you ever jumping in it ,like my son does ? Myself never !! Ever !! Don't need to be eatn
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Post by: millerwheeler on November 27, 2023, 05:18:08 AM
The ocean ? You mean will I risk being a main course to a creature from the merky debths ,,I rank that up there with my birthday present ,of getting in a airplane and jumping to my death , I passed on that like it was the plaque. I've had unuff death defying trips to visit Mack the knife , to fill my need for for chance , I did go salmon fishing on the worldly dinner table , got one salmon and three shark , entertaining to say the least , but I've got one question for you all , that I have asked before , on the ocean in a boat , are you ever jumping in it ,like my son does ? Myself never !! Ever !! Don't need to be eatn

I visit my brother in florida every year , each time we do 100miles offshore trip and always swim BUT LAST TIME I saw the biggest @@@@@@@ shark while swimming I’ll just cool off with some extra bottles of water lol
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Post by: Fidelk on November 27, 2023, 07:34:26 AM
OK.....no more ocean......not safe.
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Post by: Fletch on November 27, 2023, 10:57:50 AM
No winter is complete without the thermostat rant from Cryder.  Keep up the fight Cryder and tight lines to ya.
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Post by: Fidelk on November 27, 2023, 11:34:31 AM
The ocean ? You mean will I risk being a main course to a creature from the merky debths ,,I rank that up there with my birthday present ,of getting in a airplane and jumping to my death , I passed on that like it was the plaque. I've had unuff death defying trips to visit Mack the knife , to fill my need for for chance , I did go salmon fishing on the worldly dinner table , got one salmon and three shark , entertaining to say the least , but I've got one question for you all , that I have asked before , on the ocean in a boat , are you ever jumping in it ,like my son does ? Myself never !! Ever !! Don't need to be eatn

http://www.sharkresearchcommittee.com/unprovoked_diver.htm

mr. cryder is correct......scroll down and read about Rodney Orr........attacked and bitten TWICE by great white sharks........and was circled a third time while paddling a kayak.
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Post by: JakeLand on November 28, 2023, 02:18:21 PM
Crackpipe? Do they make those for 67 year old fossils like myself ? Is this something in life that I may have missed , or have I been turned into a glass house , and just so we're clear here , I'm in a 17 year fight against cancer , had body parts removed and replaced , and drugs and alcohol are not in the recipe for the success I've had , my surgeon calls me the frequent flyer and says he wishes he had other patients that were so dedicated to not only fighting , but winning , i have no detectible cancer right now , and crack n alcohol had nothing to do with it , in fact i can count in one hand how many pain pils ive taken in my life ,after 21 surgeries , crackpipie , shut up fool
atta boy Cryder !! Hope you fill that smoker up and some tight lines
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Post by: cavemann on December 16, 2023, 01:40:22 PM
Cryder, man you are one tough SOB.  And a hell of writer.  Love your post and those of us around over the years that get them, they are gems.

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Title: Re: AGAIN !!!
Post by: OutHouse on December 16, 2023, 06:46:26 PM
First sentence I'm dying   :chuckle:   That shmear on the house... I sorry Cryder!
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