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Title: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: bobcat on January 16, 2008, 07:30:02 PM
Anybody seen this? Crazy....

http://www.steensmountain.com/authenticbisonhunts.htm


By the way, this would be in southeastern Oregon.

Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: WDFW-SUX on January 16, 2008, 07:44:52 PM
That's so funny I wonder if any *censored* will do it.  If someone wants to pay me a million bucks I could arrange for them to be left on top of a mountain in the Andes with some corpses to eat and they could reenact the movie Alive.

Any takers?

Mabye a Donner style expedition in the Sierras is more your style I could arrange that too  :dunno:
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: russ on January 16, 2008, 08:20:46 PM
only $235,000????? youve got to be kidding me! that sounds like a scam, id rather go deer hunting in washington!
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: actionshooter on January 16, 2008, 08:46:48 PM
235k?, I'll take 2  :o
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: dbllunger on January 16, 2008, 09:00:06 PM
Stupid...add tried every angle from flatery to insults trying to get a bite.  What ever, but if they had that kind of money to start with they would not even notice the cost. 
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: jackelope on January 16, 2008, 09:30:20 PM
i  love this...
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For someone who has never been out in the wilds for extended periods of time without the modern conveniences to fall back on, it is not only a physical challenge, but a mental one too. But to do so, pays homage to these magnificent beasts and the wild country in which they are found. We know of nowhere else where you can live virtually the same experience as you would have experienced in the 1800's on such an expedition. It’s authentic down to the finest details.


and...
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Some may think these hunts are a reenactment. They are not. A re-enactment would mean that it is practiced, planned, and staged. These Hunting Expeditions are not. Once you leave the “civilized” world and all modern conveniences and equipment behind, it is real. The conditions, the circumstances, and the consequences are real. It is a little short of being 100% authentic mainly because it is not really the 1800's and there are unfortunately in today’s world, even in the “Big Lonesome” such things as satellites in the sky.


even the $235k??
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There is nothing on these Expeditions that would not have been on such an expedition any later than 1850. If it did not exist prior to that date or would not have been something that would have been taken on such an Expedition, it won’t be on these Expeditions. Everything down to the smallest items are authentic or authentic replications of items of the time.

Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: Coasthunterjay on January 16, 2008, 10:47:29 PM
That's so funny I wonder if any *censored* will do it.  If someone wants to pay me a million bucks I could arrange for them to be left on top of a mountain in the Andes with some corpses to eat and they could reenact the movie Alive.

Any takers?

Mabye a Donner style expedition in the Sierras is more your style I could arrange that too  :dunno:

That is freaking hellarious. WOW my stomach hurts!!!

I would like to do the trip in the andes but u think im a mill short can you make me a deal, LOL
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: MikeWalking on January 17, 2008, 08:00:20 AM
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That's so funny I wonder if any *censored* will do it.  If someone wants to pay me a million bucks I could arrange for them to be left on top of a mountain in the Andes with some corpses to eat and they could reenact the movie Alive.

Any takers?

Mabye a Donner style expedition in the Sierras is more your style I could arrange that too   
 
 

Hmm?  Could you arrange some kind of Wilderness stranding that includes the Archery Girl? :chuckle:

Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: Head-shot on January 17, 2008, 08:19:33 AM
Work you ass off,

sleep outside on the ground

possibility of frostbite,

expedition could leave you behind

you will get 1 chance to get a Bison...

you'll probably have to cook and clean dishes

And it still going to cost you $235,000


WTF ... You might have a better time going through a nasty divorce!!! :chuckle:
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: MikeWalking on January 17, 2008, 08:35:02 AM
Think they're going after the Clueless Type A Power Tie wearing Exec that want's a "Real" Wilderness experiance?

City Slickers style?
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: GoldTip on January 17, 2008, 08:52:54 AM
Hell, I'll do prostate exams on all you guys for half that cost, sounds like it would be just about as much fun.  Reading the guy who wrote the description of the hunt, he sounds like a real A$$.
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: WDFW-SUX on January 17, 2008, 09:18:42 AM
Hell, I'll do prostate exams on all you guys for half that cost, sounds like it would be just about as much fun.  Reading the guy who wrote the description of the hunt, he sounds like a real A$$.

Its probably that guy that goes by the name "Colorado Buck" anyone else know who I'm talking about?
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: WAcoyotehunter on January 17, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
Colorado Buck- the knucklehead with the long hair?
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: WAcoyotehunter on January 17, 2008, 09:36:53 AM
It was probably written by this guy!
I like the last line about "whup your ass"...
Title: Re: "Authentic" Bison Hunts....only $235,000
Post by: saylean on January 17, 2008, 10:11:49 AM
Hey...Peter Griffin has a moustache....Hey!...(ne one who saw Fam Guy last sunday would get it..) ;)
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