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Other Hunting => Bird Dogs => Topic started by: Curly on April 28, 2010, 07:46:11 AM

Title: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: Curly on April 28, 2010, 07:46:11 AM: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

3. A dog's parents never visit.

4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog??

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: Idabooner on April 28, 2010, 09:06:54 AM: Thirteen GOOD reasons. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: KimberRich on April 28, 2010, 09:23:05 AM: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: Machias on April 28, 2010, 11:03:24 AM: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: boneaddict on April 28, 2010, 11:55:54 AM: ANyone who has been or is currently married would have to smile at that one.
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: Alan K on April 28, 2010, 03:57:40 PM: :chuckle:
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Post by: chrisb on April 28, 2010, 04:40:11 PM: I love my dogs.
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Post by: Huntbear on April 28, 2010, 05:00:08 PM: I miss having a dog! :'( :'(
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Post by: markts on April 28, 2010, 05:33:19 PM: Oh Im smiling :) Mark
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Post by: zhunter on April 29, 2010, 02:20:11 PM: Now i know why i kept the DOG in the divorce... that is to funny
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: MikeWalking on April 29, 2010, 05:47:18 PM: Got a friend that would love #3. The mother-in-law apt on his property has been unfinished for 20 years.. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: follow maggie on April 30, 2010, 07:57:58 PM: I know Maggie agrees with all those!
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: sisu on May 11, 2010, 06:25:49 PM: Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child! :chuckle:
Title: Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
Post by: Curly on May 11, 2010, 07:34:42 PM: Quote from: sisu on May 11, 2010, 06:25:49 PM
Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child! :chuckle:

:chuckle: :chuckle: So you've rolled around on the ground biting and kicking someone. ??? :yike: :o :)

I sure wish my wife would get as excited as my dog did when I get home........ :dunno: I mean, she's happy to see me and all, but I wish she would jump me..... ;)