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Big Game Hunting => Deer Hunting => Topic started by: N7XW on July 27, 2018, 03:48:11 PM


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Title: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: N7XW on July 27, 2018, 03:48:11 PM
Checkout this ad.  Found on Craigslist today.  "Looking for a ruthless mercenary" LOL.

https://victoria.craigslist.ca/wan/d/oh-dear-we-have-deer-problem/6645443173.html
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: bobcat on July 27, 2018, 03:58:27 PM
Interesting ad but who from Washington would want to buy a non resident deer license for Canada, if that's even possible. And then to require half the meat go to the homeowner? Not a very good deal for a hunter.
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: N7XW on July 27, 2018, 04:00:04 PM
Interesting ad but who from Washington would want to buy a non resident deer license for Canada, if that's even possible. And then to require half the meat go to the homeowner? Not a very good deal for a hunter.
:yeah:
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: Blacktail Sniper on July 27, 2018, 04:15:14 PM
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: 71Shovelhead on July 28, 2018, 06:54:27 AM
Appears to be in or near "Sequim" Washington.
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: tonymiller7 on July 30, 2018, 07:35:58 AM
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."

The hunter does all of the work of hunting, cleaning, and butchering to give the landowner 50% of the meat...  Doesn't sound like 50/50 to me!
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: Blacktail Sniper on July 30, 2018, 07:43:19 AM
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."

The hunter does all of the work of hunting, cleaning, and butchering to give the landowner 50% of the meat...  Doesn't sound like 50/50 to me!


Common core math....  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: Calvin Rayborn on July 30, 2018, 11:55:49 AM
I'm game!  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: Bob33 on July 30, 2018, 12:12:01 PM
For someone who doesn't need the meat it sounds like a nice deal.
Title: Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
Post by: VortekNW on August 10, 2018, 01:49:45 PM
Good media to test some broadheads!
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