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Title: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cryder on September 20, 2021, 11:15:25 PM
I'm standing in line at my usual place of veggies , fruit n chicken purchases , I'm confident with my place on the markings on the floor , my law inforced mask is keeping in my bad breath hermedically , but somehow the elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench in front of me is offended and space compromised ,and tottaly invaded by my already measured 6ft.spacing , tells me to have some respect for her health , I said as soon as you start , sorry but it just came out as I counted her diet Pepsi to cookies cakes n pies ratio in her pile of poison on the money belt to the register , well that didn't help any now her bajemith significant other is coming after me , and so is little timy the checker from the next isle , well geuss who I addressed first,,, yep , I told herculease to get back to his bagging of his obviously badly needed poison so the rest of the line could move along , well they got there trash and I got my produce and I drove away , NOW IM HOPING FOLKS ARE FOLLOWING THE DEEP CORRISPINDANCE BETWEEN THIS QUANDRY , And the relivance to  the fact that it's almost time to plan my assault on the mighty Columbia , and DAMIT I WANT MY 6 FT. !! ,,,, SO I'm not realing in people's freekn lines , even though there's 75 miles of freekn water , I'm gunna cut up me and the wife's twister game and lay the dam spots on the freekn beach , stay on your freekn yellow spot !! DAMIT !!
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: full choke on September 20, 2021, 11:21:52 PM
 :tup: !
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: TooTallMike on September 20, 2021, 11:39:11 PM



Welcome back
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Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Norman89 on September 21, 2021, 07:31:25 AM
I was thinking this was a story on needing a bigger boat for some monster you hooked into, but I'll take a whale attack story too 😂😂😂
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Bullkllr on September 21, 2021, 07:59:44 AM
I'd be interested in hearing more about the Twister game.
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Curly on September 21, 2021, 09:00:44 AM
 :)
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cavemann on September 21, 2021, 09:14:54 AM
And my month has been made..  when I see a new post from cryder I get more excited then when I was a kid anticipating the arrival of my first Cabela's order in the mail...

And cryder delivered again..

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Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: HikerHunter on September 21, 2021, 02:59:00 PM
always love a good cryder post!
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: LDennis24 on September 21, 2021, 03:08:53 PM
What color was her hair?! :chuckle:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Curly on September 21, 2021, 03:38:51 PM
"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"   :chuckle:

 :IBCOOL:

Love the description of that Karen....... :tup:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: builtfordtough on September 21, 2021, 03:48:17 PM
😆
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: L8NITE on September 21, 2021, 04:22:27 PM
Great post Cryder...I feel like I was right there with you as you described this scenario!!! Thanks for making my week :tup:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: MADMAX on September 21, 2021, 04:29:38 PM
"elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wench"   :chuckle:

 :IBCOOL:

Love the description of that Karen....... :tup:


Definitely a bad visual
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cryder on September 21, 2021, 11:05:53 PM
I saw the heard of cattle going in at the same time I was , food card in hand 2 overweight kids and herculease , like headed to the troff like it was full of Twinkies or something , wish I could get a food card , then I could afford strawberries for crap sakes , these people got everything that packed with atery clogging sugar that's available , I didn't see one healthy substance in the huge pile of crap , hmmmm,,, must be movie night
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: LDennis24 on September 22, 2021, 07:32:56 AM
It was blue and pink wasn't it...
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cryder on September 22, 2021, 08:11:56 AM
A majenta hue ?
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cryder on October 16, 2021, 09:26:34 AM
I'm in preparing mode for my winter assault on the mighty Columbia , I'll be there very early in the morning , as to claim my 6 ft. Peramitah
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Curly on October 16, 2021, 10:44:45 AM
To be safe, you should really shoot for 15'. :twocents:
 :tup:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: pianoman9701 on October 16, 2021, 01:01:15 PM
Very well told, Cryder. We've missed your poetic musings.  :tup:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: cryder on October 16, 2021, 07:30:25 PM
Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Curly on October 16, 2021, 07:31:58 PM
Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

The pics probably need resized.  :twocents:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Alchase on October 19, 2021, 12:51:55 PM
Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

I believe there is a forum rule against posting pics of "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches"  :dunno:

Or should be  :hello:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Mtnwalker on October 19, 2021, 01:05:45 PM
Not sure how I missed this til now, but spot on as always  :chuckle:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Curly on October 19, 2021, 01:14:52 PM
Evidently the forum police won't let me post pics for some strange thing

I believe there is a forum rule against posting pics of "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches"  :dunno:

Or should be  :hello:

I believe that "elephant hoofed 99 cent thongs wenches" automatically create pics that are too large for the forum to accept.......... ;)
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Cylvertip on October 19, 2021, 02:19:30 PM
I keep telling myself they were foot thongs - aka flip flops - and not to visualize what else they might be.  I am scared of what a pic could reveal..... :yike:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: b0bbyg on October 19, 2021, 03:22:52 PM
Thread revived!!  glad it was I needed some Cryder descriptive musings today.
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: Rainier10 on October 19, 2021, 03:48:30 PM
Not sure how I missed this til now, but spot on as always  :chuckle:
:yeah:
Title: Re: When 6ft. REALLY matters
Post by: JakeLand on October 19, 2021, 05:16:51 PM
Ohh man how I missed a Cryder chat.  !
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