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Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« on: July 27, 2018, 03:48:11 PM »
Checkout this ad.  Found on Craigslist today.  "Looking for a ruthless mercenary" LOL.

https://victoria.craigslist.ca/wan/d/oh-dear-we-have-deer-problem/6645443173.html

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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2018, 03:58:27 PM »
Interesting ad but who from Washington would want to buy a non resident deer license for Canada, if that's even possible. And then to require half the meat go to the homeowner? Not a very good deal for a hunter.

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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2018, 04:00:04 PM »
Interesting ad but who from Washington would want to buy a non resident deer license for Canada, if that's even possible. And then to require half the meat go to the homeowner? Not a very good deal for a hunter.
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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2018, 04:15:14 PM »
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."
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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2018, 06:54:27 AM »
Appears to be in or near "Sequim" Washington.

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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2018, 07:35:58 AM »
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."

The hunter does all of the work of hunting, cleaning, and butchering to give the landowner 50% of the meat...  Doesn't sound like 50/50 to me!
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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2018, 07:43:19 AM »
Ad writer is apparently in Canada, but the property they want hunted appears to be in Washington:

"Need Deer Hunter Bow only. It is only a ferry away in Washington,
Oh Dear! we have a Deer problem at my property. They have destroyed my fences, damage my Car, scared my wife, ate my veggies, *censored* all over my lawn and on top of that they are very arrogant. I have spotted over 4 deer but could be more. Looking for a ruthless mercenary or deer hunter during the hunting season next month to come over and be my guest. It will be 50:50, you kill, you clean and you cut and just give me my 50% so I can cut my losses with T-bone stakes.
You must be permitted by county/state.

Let's have fun."

The hunter does all of the work of hunting, cleaning, and butchering to give the landowner 50% of the meat...  Doesn't sound like 50/50 to me!


Common core math....  :chuckle:
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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2018, 11:55:49 AM »
I'm game!  :chuckle:

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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2018, 12:12:01 PM »
For someone who doesn't need the meat it sounds like a nice deal.
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Re: Looking for a ruthless mercenary!
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2018, 01:49:45 PM »
Good media to test some broadheads!
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