Copy 1..1..2.. open channel 7 , run 86 on 1..1..2.. area 151 ,,,, , channel 1..1..2.. cleared ,,,,,One more time ,,,,,,, Belly up to the troff of revenue collection , prove you are who you are , pay your fees to raffle off your hopes n dreams , collect you appropriate documents , dabble in the what do I need isle , like which broadhead is a dam thing to worry or consider to be important , practice , practice , practice , , figger what you think is the place to be on the insane opening day. And no it's not right in front of your game camera , where Mr. Majestic was standing two weeks ago !! , fill up the poison , snack , twinkee n chip crate , stop by the injun station to drain your pockets on how much gas you can fit into your tank and the five cans you imagine you might need , , try to stay awake on your freeway tre k , and now it's time to see where fish n feathers has decided is the last place you can find a cow or the saint Bernard sized spike critter , by closing the perspective roads cuz of fire stupidity warnings that mean NOTHING !! until it's on fire for crap sakes !! Find a piece of ground where nobody has there dirtbikes or mud slingn jeeps parked , , map out your assault trail , and now as the night closes in ,it's time for real entertainment folks , it's the carisell ,of the sounds of juiced up jeep club members doing there best to find a way to the hospital , while in the background of the open headers , yoy can here the stupid clowns trying to make some stupid critter comw sit on your forue' , by buggleing into a blow horned object , that does nothing but attract wolves n kyotes ,and also tells the elk where to run full spped from. As you try to catch some rest with all this going on , finnally , the Christian rock back begins it's clergy preaching creep show , and before you know it it's time to dig a hole , ,head back to camp , and begin your assault on unsuspecting critters !!! YA !! RIGHT !! , AND maybe just maybe , you might see a legal elk that's not doing 45mph through the woods , by some queer reason , after you study your paperwork , you discover that BINGO !! WE HAVE A MATCH !! Well,,,if he's still standing somewhere in a local area code , and by some small chance you fling a stick at it , and it hits somewhere vital , maybe it will go down somewhere on this planet , well,,,,, here we are !!! You have your proud trophy and your so happy ,,,, BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW you have to address fish n feathers again , cuz if you have brought down there levels of revenue by taking a critter , well ,, you have obviously broken some rules somehow , and woodsy court room is ignited into your proof of right to be in position of such a thing ng , BUT !!!!! ITS NOT OVER YET !!!! , NOw that your broke busted n disgusted , it's time to see if all the crap , all your efforts , all your financial support for the state has got you to the point of weather or not ,,,,,, ( THE DAM THING IS EATIBLE !!!!! ) , by submitting to bovine tissue testing for all the many things your great trophy could be carrying that could kill you if you ingest it. , YEP FOLKS THATS WHERE WE ARE !! , next year I think I'll apply for the raffle on a different planet !!!!! C RYDER OUT !!
