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Title: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 27, 2012, 12:21:43 PM
Any topic anyone want me to bring up?
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 27, 2012, 12:33:03 PM
need to work on the whole there is no BMM issue :)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 12:35:14 PM
after years of denying the truth, somebody has finally talked, somebody has finally confirmed the suspicions, somebody has finally acknowledged that there is a BMM.  Though he may get wacked because we all know witness protection is a joke, may god forgive him for finally confessing. :tup: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Austrian Hunter on September 27, 2012, 12:37:22 PM
God help us, where is this one going  :dunno:  :o
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 12:46:11 PM
I sent an invite to Colockumelk to be the keynote speaker. Havn't heard back yet.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Huntbear on September 27, 2012, 12:52:18 PM
This organization has been known about for years. 

It has been on the elk terrorist watch list as long as I can remember.   They imported the very First Bigfoot into the Colockum, to destroy all the good elk here....

How do I know all this????   hehehehe....  I have my sources...... I have been watching from the peak of Mt. St. Helens.. .my super sneaky jedi ninja chipmunks have given me all the intel I need about this nefarious group....

There may even be a fly on the wall recording your upcoming meeting... 
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: denali on September 27, 2012, 12:53:19 PM
 I KNEW IT :tinfoil: those were not voices in my head
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 01:07:15 PM
I sent an invite to Colockumelk to be the keynote speaker. Havn't heard back yet.  :dunno:

the BMM inviting a member of the CCC to be a keynote speaker? :o  Sounds like a commission meeting to me? :dunno:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Huntbear on September 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
I sent an invite to Colockumelk to be the keynote speaker. Havn't heard back yet.  :dunno:

the BMM inviting a member of the CCC to be a keynote speaker? :o  Sounds like a commission meeting to me? :dunno:

Actually it is more like politics in general... The SAME money backs both parties involved... they believe in the same ideals... cornering the big bull market in the eastern half of the state...  so actually it will be kind of like preaching to the choir by the lead tenor...
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 01:16:25 PM
If you only knew.  ;)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 01:21:54 PM
so the conspiracy started by the opposite conspirators was a conspiracy to conspire together the whole time is a conpiracy itself thought up by different conspiracy groups? :o
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 270Flat on September 27, 2012, 01:23:59 PM
 :yeah:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 01:31:32 PM
Exactly, what was so tough about that? Ross we also need to formally induct our newest member. 270 seems like the kind of guy that could help us continue in our benevolent works.  :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Atroxus on September 27, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
What is BMM?  :dunno:
Title: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on September 27, 2012, 01:37:10 PM
What is BMM?  :dunno:

I think it's a group I guys that "hunt" elk in the blues.  There hard to miss, big huge wall tents, and a bunch of guys who never leave camp except to get more beer and never have anything hanging. 
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
nope never anything hanging
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 01:44:07 PM
What is BMM?  :dunno:

I think it's a group I guys that "hunt" elk in the blues.  There hard to miss, big huge wall tents, and a bunch of guys who never leave camp except to get more beer and never have anything hanging.

That sounds like an accurate depiction of the "Blue Mountain Mafia" to me (at least that's how I picture in my head)? :dunno: :chuckle:
Title: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on September 27, 2012, 01:46:55 PM
nope never anything hanging

Isn't that in the colockum? Pretty sure someone posted that pic before and said it was in the colockum ??
Unless that's part of the BMM's tactics??
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 01:51:17 PM
nope never anything hanging

Isn't that in the colockum? Pretty sure someone posted that pic before and said it was in the colockum ??

You must've missed the part where both conspiracy groups are actually working together on a large scheme conspiracy, so that pic could've been taken at either location and just used and panned off as either.
Title: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on September 27, 2012, 01:52:41 PM
I just realized that, I edited the post.  Seems to clever for a bunch of drunk guys to hatch this plan, maybe those guys are decoys?
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: quadrafire on September 27, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
What is BMM?  :dunno:
This is what google comes up with.  :chuckle:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CEEQFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3DBMM&ei=abxkUNf3B8WBiwL414HoCQ&usg=AFQjCNHsjJddJedF3BsMdy4LIbbA2_wcKg&sig2=dON_HkdrzU0yw5g8CR643Q (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CEEQFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3DBMM&ei=abxkUNf3B8WBiwL414HoCQ&usg=AFQjCNHsjJddJedF3BsMdy4LIbbA2_wcKg&sig2=dON_HkdrzU0yw5g8CR643Q)
Title: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on September 27, 2012, 01:55:19 PM
Lol black male magnet, can also mean fat chick.
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 01:57:08 PM
 :chuckle: now that is funny, have you tried CCC?
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 01:57:25 PM
Here's some footage my recruits have managed to obtain.  My recruits also managed to obtain old pics from the early years during the war of the CCC & BMM.
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 27, 2012, 02:02:57 PM
CCC-chubby chaser club. :chuckle:  I always wondered the true meaning of the CCC headed by none other than colock. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 27, 2012, 02:10:44 PM
 :yeah:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Huntbear on September 27, 2012, 04:46:23 PM
so the conspiracy started by the opposite conspirators was a conspiracy to conspire together the whole time is a conpiracy itself thought up by different conspiracy groups? :o

Yes,,, finally someone gets it! 

The only stand alone group is the Wetfoots....  These are the Biggies on the wetside of the state... how can you tell one from an eastside Bigfoot??  You can smell the wet stinky feet from hoof rot... 

Plus the Wetsides love the rain....
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Karl Blanchard on September 27, 2012, 05:06:29 PM
figures you bmm boys are union! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 27, 2012, 05:19:06 PM
What I want to know is what exactly is our keybnote speaker gonna talk about......the bull to cow ratios in units that have no elk due to the bigfoot reintroduction infestation .....or is he gonna discuss the finer points of whipped vodka and chat rooms and how those two things really should not be used in conjunction  :dunno:  or wait he might give lessons on how to properly drink with pinky raised while riding in a rolls to the country club to shoot ...well not sure what they shoot at his high falootin east coast country club  :P  Oh dear he might discuss something like golf..... :bdid:

and apparently I am the only one who took the rules seriously....that or I train well....or errr......ummmm maybe I just obey my masters being a dungeon keeper and all...... but I was told trained commanded that the BMM does not eixt and I shall stick to that story.....F O r E V E R  :)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Huntbear on September 27, 2012, 05:30:07 PM
I know how his talk starts..  I stole the first page..

We the members of the BMM/CCC general membership and conspiracy groups...   We have succeeded! 

Now, how about some vodka and a ceeeeeeeeggggggggggggaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr....   :tup: :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Karl Blanchard on September 27, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
What I want to know is what exactly is our keybnote speaker gonna talk about......the bull to cow ratios in units that have no elk due to the bigfoot reintroduction infestation .....or is he gonna discuss the finer points of whipped vodka and chat rooms and how those two things really should not be used in conjunction  :dunno:  or wait he might give lessons on how to properly drink with pinky raised while riding in a rolls to the country club to shoot ...well not sure what they shoot at his high falootin east coast country club  :P  Oh dear he might discuss something like golf..... :bdid:

and apparently I am the only one who took the rules seriously....that or I train well....or errr......ummmm maybe I just obey my masters being a dungeon keeper and all...... but I was told trained commanded that the BMM does not eixt and I shall stick to that story.....F O r E V E R  :)
Lmao!  GOLF!  trust me on this one,  he can barely tie his shoes let alone hit a golf ball!  Yes he has a rolls and drinks wine and all that but golf?  OH no, not that one!
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 27, 2012, 05:59:08 PM
What I want to know is what exactly is our keybnote speaker gonna talk about......the bull to cow ratios in units that have no elk due to the bigfoot reintroduction infestation .....or is he gonna discuss the finer points of whipped vodka and chat rooms and how those two things really should not be used in conjunction  :dunno:  or wait he might give lessons on how to properly drink with pinky raised while riding in a rolls to the country club to shoot ...well not sure what they shoot at his high falootin east coast country club  :P  Oh dear he might discuss something like golf..... :bdid:

and apparently I am the only one who took the rules seriously....that or I train well....or errr......ummmm maybe I just obey my masters being a dungeon keeper and all...... but I was told trained commanded that the BMM does not eixt and I shall stick to that story.....F O r E V E R  :)
Lmao!  GOLF!  trust me on this one,  he can barely tie his shoes let alone hit a golf ball!  Yes he has a rolls and drinks wine and all that but golf?  OH no, not that one!

OMG I just was made aware of this....he is giving shooting lessons it seems  :yike: :yike: so no golf but his tea party skills are slammin

(https://hunting-washington.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ash3%2F556309_460175770694455_976825877_n.jpg&hash=9d48eaffa7300aa5603e76a76d9e77748691ef56)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Karl Blanchard on September 27, 2012, 06:05:08 PM
OMG!  How did you get that picture?!  Those tea cups were given to him by mayor Bloomberg!  They are less than 16oz just fyi!
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 400out on September 27, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
what is this meeting all about does if have something to do with the wolves?  :dunno: and really guys WHAT is this bmm  :dunno:  please help me if you tell me where the meeting is I have tomorrow off I might attend it if it's close. Thanks
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 27, 2012, 06:36:23 PM
You guys did not let me down one bit.. When I posted this I was wondering what might be said. I guessed pretty close. :chuckle:
I will be getting down super late tomorrow. so most of my time will be spent "taking notes" on saturday..
I will be meeting woodchuck in walla walla after.. pm me if you want to meet up or be initiated :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 27, 2012, 06:46:15 PM


have fun over there :)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 07:13:25 AM
You guys did not let me down one bit.. When I posted this I was wondering what might be said. I guessed pretty close. :chuckle:
I will be getting down super late tomorrow. so most of my time will be spent "taking notes" on saturday..
I will be meeting woodchuck in walla walla after.. pm me if you want to meet up or be initiated :chuckle:
:salute:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 270Flat on September 28, 2012, 09:04:58 AM
There are no elk in the Blue Mountains.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 09:12:29 AM
Atta boy, you are doing well.  :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: bucklucky on September 28, 2012, 09:34:33 AM
I must be a non union member as I dont pay any dues  :dunno:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 28, 2012, 10:07:56 AM
If you have been there as many times as we have you have paid your dues.. I am sure you qualify
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 10:17:44 AM
 :yeah:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: bucklucky on September 28, 2012, 11:12:49 AM
 :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 28, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
There are no elk in the Blue Mountains.  :dunno:

Of course not, they're all in the Colockum. :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 12:39:50 PM
I think a nomination may be in order for Plat.  :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 270Flat on September 28, 2012, 12:43:30 PM
There are no elk in the Blue Mountains.  :dunno:

Of course not, they're all in the Colockum. :tup:

Now we're getting the truth!  :IBCOOL:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: BLUEBULLS on September 28, 2012, 01:00:38 PM
The Meeting has been postponed!

I'll be catching monstrous walleye tonight and tomorrow so it will have to be rescheduled :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 01:04:09 PM
Shoot man we having the meeting on your boat.  :tup: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 28, 2012, 01:43:51 PM
WhaaaaAaa......why would you post where the commission meeting going to be for the F.B.I. (Federal Bigfoot Investigations) to see! :bdid:  now smeone going to sleep with the fishes! :bash:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 270Flat on September 28, 2012, 02:08:37 PM
Lots of boats right now, steelies are running thick.  Super incognito meeting. "Fishing" is a cover...
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on September 28, 2012, 02:11:35 PM
 :yeah: This new guy is alright, see Plat no sweat man.
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 28, 2012, 02:20:15 PM
The Meeting has been postponed!

I'll be catching monstrous walleye tonight and tomorrow so it will have to be rescheduled :chuckle:
I see how it is..
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 28, 2012, 02:40:58 PM
:yeah: This new guy is alright, see Plat no sweat man.

The force is strong with this one.  We shall keep our eye on him and watch him closely. :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 28, 2012, 07:20:19 PM
There are no elk in the Blue Mountains.  :dunno:

Of course not, they're all in the Colockum. :tup:
and they have a lovely smoke flavor already built in :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: colockumelk on September 28, 2012, 07:55:59 PM
FYI I did receive the invitation but I ran out of toilet paper so..... Ilk let you figure out what I did with it.   :chuckle:  And boy was that a mistake because apparantly it was laced with poison ivy  :yike: 

And Plateau just for those comments I'm coming to WA this week and am gonna help deplete your beloved Observatory herd.  :tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 28, 2012, 07:59:11 PM
FYI I did receive the invitation but I ran out of toilet paper so..... Ilk let you figure out what I did with it.   :chuckle:  And boy was that a mistake because apparantly it was laced with poison ivy  :yike: 

And Plateau just for those comments I'm coming to WA this week and am gonna help deplete your beloved Observatory herd.  :tup:

hey if you really are in the area and don't call me to meet up for a beer I am soooo gonna sick the entire BMM and all their friends on you  :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: BLUEBULLS on September 29, 2012, 01:11:33 PM
The Meeting has been postponed!

I'll be catching monstrous walleye tonight and tomorrow so it will have to be rescheduled :chuckle:
I see how it is..

don't worry, 8lbs was the biggest.  :chuckle
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: igotbigbulls on September 29, 2012, 01:29:14 PM
 :'( i didnt get my invite. thought maybe this was the year i was gonna get jumped in  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 29, 2012, 09:47:04 PM
Meeting went well. Top discusions, wolves, elk and idiots in the woods.
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: colockumelk on September 30, 2012, 04:46:42 AM
Next time you have a meeting could you give me an 8 digit grid instead of an address my Apache Helicopter car's gps only accepts grid coordinates not addresses.  8)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 30, 2012, 04:14:11 PM
Meeting went well. Top discusions, wolves, elk and idiots in the woods.

And the BMM said there's no elk in the Blues and yet a Union Member is here validating the existance of elk in the blues?!?!
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 30, 2012, 05:27:34 PM
Meeting went well. Top discusions, wolves, elk and idiots in the woods.

And the BMM said there's no elk in the Blues and yet a Union Member is here validating the existance of elk in the blues?!?!
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  pretty sure it was a mistake caused by excessive beer intake... :)
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Huntbear on September 30, 2012, 05:31:23 PM
Meeting went well. Top discusions, wolves, elk and idiots in the woods.

And the BMM said there's no elk in the Blues and yet a Union Member is here validating the existance of elk in the blues?!?!
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  pretty sure it was a mistake caused by excessive beer intake... :)

And yet there is a very nice thread going on about a Monster Blues Bull, that was shot.. a 7x9 I believe????  hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: 270Flat on September 30, 2012, 05:31:33 PM
I was not present at the meeting, but I can conclude from my time in the Blue mountains that the wolves have eaten all the elk. And most "idiots" that are in the woods are seeing Bigfoot, not elk.  :twocents:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: runamuk on September 30, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
I was not present at the meeting, but I can conclude from my time in the Blue mountains that the wolves have eaten all the elk. And most "idiots" that are in the woods are seeing Bigfoot, not elk.  :twocents:
:tup:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: PlateauNDN on September 30, 2012, 08:09:23 PM
When it becomes legal to hunt wolves the BMM is going to say the something, "BF" BF" BF"!  He ate them all just like the elk and they're going to keep all the trophy wolves to themselves! :chuckle:
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: rosscrazyelk on September 30, 2012, 09:14:14 PM
I said we talked about elk. Did not say I saw elk.i also said we talked about wolves so basically that equals no elk
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on October 01, 2012, 07:20:34 AM
 :yeah: We did however notice a very high concetration of cougars in the location.
Title: Re: Headed to my BMM union meeting tommorow .
Post by: Woodchuck on October 01, 2012, 07:27:15 AM
:'( i didnt get my invite. thought maybe this was the year i was gonna get jumped in  :chuckle:
You sir have already been accepted. Your "induction" ceremony is being planned.  :chuckle:
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