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Title: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 08:31:03 PM: so went do a little scouting to see what kind of access a area had, got a little ways in and just felt eerie...creepy eerie... :dunno: I keep looking around and then walk, then look around then walk. :dunno: I already knew what I was watching for and kept telling myself "keep an eye out but you wont see one, they are not as common as you think, chill and keep going". I get a little ways down and decide to walk back over my path as I learned this as a kid in the foothills of California hunting, sure nuff i got kitty prints over mine.

:yike:

F***************K! I'm just on a quick hike, no weapon at all except an ink pen (apparently i forgot my knife on my belt :bash:), which is now being held with a white knuckle death grip ready to puncture some lungs :o. I decide to turn around and head back and see if he on my prints at the other end where i made a u turn and doubled back, hoping to see what side of me hes on at least. yep. at that end too. WTF :yike: ok so I go back n forth 3x and i think i confused him because he finally just sauntered out into the dirt road and stared at me. WHOLY *censored*E never seen one up close, Im no good at guessing cat weight but he was tall, long, and not skinny, his paws were HUGE and he crouched down looking like he was going to pounce me wiggling his tail, kinda like my killer cat does to a sqeaky toy, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH*T I'M A SQUEAKY TOY :yike: :yike: :yike: :yike: and for some very absurd insane reason I raised my hands, my ink pen, and screamed ( i wont repeat what :chuckle:) and ran towards him and he bolted.
THEN I BOLTED THE OTHER WAY :yike: :yike: :yike: :yike: :yike: I have no idea why on earth I did that, am i insane? did i lose muy freakin mind? what the @#@! was i thinking? i mean im glad it worked but i hope i never do that again :o

anyways the EZRA BROOKS shots are kicking in, and im going to eat dinner, my wife is still laughing her butt off.... NOT FUNNY :spank_butt: :spank_butt: :spank_butt:
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: KFhunter on October 02, 2012, 08:33:44 PM: ROFL!

somone had a massive adrenline dump :tup:

now your living pardner!
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: KFhunter on October 02, 2012, 08:34:49 PM: and pack you a gun next time *censored* :chuckle:

I can say that, cause I been in your shoes :chuckle:
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Post by: Slamadoo on October 02, 2012, 08:37:01 PM: Where abouts?
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Post by: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 08:38:02 PM: :chuckle: They make the woods interesting don't they?
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 08:47:04 PM: no funny, not considered living, not a cool sight, not interesting, none of that when your unarmed, they are a natural laxative is what they are :yike: with a gun o well lets rock and see who wins, unarmed no definitely not an amazing fun encounter :o when these 2 bourbon doubles kick in I should have a slower heart rate. am i fu**ing insane, why the hell did i run AT him? what mentally retarded spec of my brain made me do that :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Kola16 on October 02, 2012, 08:56:51 PM: Get yourself a nice cougar pelt :tup: Don't get a full body :bdid: He would haunt you forever :chuckle:
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Post by: Elk whack master on October 02, 2012, 08:57:29 PM: I think you relized it was time to "MAN UP" 8) to the cat :yike:. It's go time mofo :IBCOOL:!! If it went the other way, we would get a story of... I killed a cat with a ink pen 8) :IBCOOL: 8) or another hiker gets malled by a cat :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:00:36 PM: as a kid hanging out in the foothills (Coorsgold & Dinky Creek, for anyone that know where the hell that is :tup:) we were always told for most animals dont run, stand there and hold your arms up, I think that old memory triggered in a very insane way, and came back to me :o
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Post by: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 09:01:46 PM: You're lucky I don't have your phone number....I'd call and play a really loud cougar scream into the mouth piece.
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Post by: windygorge on October 02, 2012, 09:02:08 PM: I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. :chuckle: :chuckle:
but that had to be flippin scary. if his tail was flickering, he could have been ready to pounce. glad you jumped first at him. i will keep that in mind if that ever happens to me.
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:03:35 PM: I STAKE NO CLAIMS THIS ACT OF INSANITY WILL EVER WORK AGAIN but i guess it was worth a shot, i had what, a 50-50 chance of being eaten
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: KFhunter on October 02, 2012, 09:04:08 PM: I wish the whole thing were on youtube
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: h2ofowlr on October 02, 2012, 09:04:17 PM: Quote from: KFhunter on October 02, 2012, 08:33:44 PM
ROFL!

somone had a massive adrenline dump :tup:

now your living pardner!

What? No gun. You could have dirted a cat! A nice trophy for the wall and been the savior to a lot of deer.
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:04:33 PM: Quote from: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 09:01:46 PM
You're lucky I don't have your phone number....I'd call and play a really loud cougar scream into the mouth piece.

sadly, its posted in a few places on this site :chuckle:
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:05:53 PM: Quote from: KFhunter on October 02, 2012, 09:04:08 PM
I wish the whole thing were on youtube
i havent drank enough to watch that yet, but its still playing in my head over and over, feel free to tap my brain
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kola16 on October 02, 2012, 09:07:03 PM: Quote from: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 09:01:46 PM
You're lucky I don't have your phone number....I'd call and play a really loud cougar scream into the mouth piece.

sadly, its posted in a few places on this site :chuckle:

:o I wouldn't have said that......Someone is going to find it now :chuckle:
Title: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Austrian Hunter on October 02, 2012, 09:18:24 PM: OMG, I can't stop laughing.....
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:18:35 PM: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; my ink pen, you comfort me, and when you dont theres always whiskey!
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:19:27 PM: Quote from: Austrian Hunter on October 02, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
OMG, I can't stop laughing.....

you have yet to laugh, too bad you didnt hear what I was screaming at the Cougar :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kola16 on October 02, 2012, 09:21:32 PM: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: The ink pen to the rescue!
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:22:15 PM: dude that pen is one bad muther, it scared a Cougar 8)
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Post by: Heredoggydoggy on October 02, 2012, 09:32:02 PM: You went into the woods without a gun? Are you nuts? What if you had stumbled into a pot grow or something? I never go out in the boonies without a gun--and it's not the 4-legged critters I worry about. I've met a lot of wierd people out in the woods in my time, and knowing I was armed was very comforting!
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:35:48 PM: i dont know if id even say in the woods, more like on a dirt road that runs through partially into the woods.
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Heredoggydoggy on October 02, 2012, 09:40:11 PM: Quote from: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 09:35:48 PM
i dont know if id even say in the woods, more like on a dirt road that runs through partially into the woods.

A dirt road--that's even worse! Much banjo music is heard on dirt roads....
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: jeepasaurusrex on October 02, 2012, 09:44:27 PM: The cat just wanted to play!
Cougar meows, purrs, says hi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoikkboJ_Fw#)

Gawd I hope the wheel barrow is ok....
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Post by: SemperFidelis97 on October 02, 2012, 09:57:23 PM: Funny that cougar acted like a damn house cat looking for attention I am guessing it is severly domesticated.
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Post by: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 10:03:18 PM: Hope you locked your car doors...
Cougar In The Car I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYIKdQcqbjI#ws)
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Post by: PlateauNDN on October 02, 2012, 10:05:11 PM: What makes it funnier is I'm reading this and picturing clint eastwood and I can't picture him running and screaming boogah boogah boogah at a cougar!LOL :chuckle:
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: jeepasaurusrex on October 02, 2012, 10:11:52 PM: Quote from: JimmyHoffa on October 02, 2012, 10:03:18 PM
Hope you locked your car doors...
Cougar In The Car I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYIKdQcqbjI#ws)

:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
I love that scene.
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 03, 2012, 07:08:59 AM: Quote from: jeepasaurusrex on October 02, 2012, 09:44:27 PM
The cat just wanted to play!
Cougar meows, purrs, says hi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoikkboJ_Fw#)

Gawd I hope the wheel barrow is ok....

seriously tame, and still deadly
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Post by: Dhoey07 on October 03, 2012, 07:16:54 AM: Get that pen on a plaque and hand it on the wall :tup:
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Post by: MrsTurkeyFeather on October 03, 2012, 07:46:02 AM: Hey, anyone whos ever watched Macgyver knows, you can accomplish a lot with a ball point pen!! :chuckle:
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Post by: deadwoodbuck on October 03, 2012, 11:03:46 AM: K C you did the only thing you could do...and it worked. get big and scare the s--t out of em with a load scream. in the cougs mind you were a crazed animal that was not worth messing with. you were the bigger threat. now go back and hunt em down. great story and lesson for all.
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Post by: Austrian Hunter on October 03, 2012, 05:36:57 PM: Yea, put that pen on a wall!!! I'm still laughing..... This is just too funny. I don't know you but I can picture the whole thing perfectly.
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 03, 2012, 08:36:49 PM: Ya its almost funny tonight..almost... Olddog ggot a kick out of it :chuckle:
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Post by: windygorge on October 04, 2012, 04:28:39 PM: sue me if you want kc, but i put your story on my fb page. funniest thing i seen in a while. trying to tell your story to fellas at work, but it doesn't hold a candle to how you told it. funny stuff
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 04, 2012, 06:52:09 PM: Its cool bit I wanna see u gotta add me lol
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Post by: BOWHUNTER45 on October 04, 2012, 06:59:42 PM: Kracker I love your stories ... :chuckle: now I got a good laugh I will go to bed now :tup: :chuckle: seriously I am !
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 04, 2012, 09:37:24 PM: Im, uh, glad I could make you laugh :dunno: it will be nice when im laughing about it.
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Post by: Maligator on October 05, 2012, 03:32:49 AM: I wonder if it was the poo smell coming from your pants that actually scared it off :dunno: :dunno: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: jeepasaurusrex on October 05, 2012, 05:16:44 AM: He may have been thinking the same thing as this dog....... :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
(https://hunting-washington.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.prairiestateoutdoors.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fbloodhound_drawers.jpg&hash=ec89ae755cb48c1fdfc0bc592c4e9d9ea9b5f44b)
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 05, 2012, 08:39:44 PM: :chuckle:
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Post by: WonkyWapiti on October 07, 2012, 06:53:26 PM: I just got back from a week and a half hunting on the east side and this was one of my first posts I read. I laughed my butt off. KC u da man!
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Post by: dscubame on October 07, 2012, 06:57:11 PM: Quote from: BOWHUNTER45 on October 04, 2012, 06:59:42 PM
Kracker I love your stories ... :chuckle: now I got a good laugh I will go to bed now :tup: :chuckle: seriously I am !

I am with you BH45. Kc_Kracker has stories and good humor to go with them. Cannot say the same for some others that have gone down this same road. Kc I would welcome coming across you out and about anytime.... keep it up.
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Post by: pips4bucks on October 07, 2012, 10:49:43 PM: Quote from: Kc_Kracker on October 02, 2012, 08:31:03 PM
WHOLY *censored*E never seen one up close, Im no good at guessing cat weight but he was tall, long, and not skinny, his paws were HUGE

I'd imagine that thing looked to be about 10 feet tall, breathing fire, with lasers coming out of his eyes at that point!

Great story, I'm glad you made it out on the good side, the alternative could have been a far different story.
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Post by: DeerMan on October 07, 2012, 11:05:02 PM: Where was this? You mentioned the N. Fork so I'm thinking Teanaway?????? My brother was up there tonight and ran into a cougar as he was walking back to a the car on a dirt road. He said that the thing was crouched down and only about 20 yards away. As he raised his gun and moved forward it turned and ran. I have several pics of some cats from my game trail cams in the area too.
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Post by: csaaphill on October 07, 2012, 11:32:05 PM: Kind of a funny story, but bet at the time you were like f--k I aint making it home damn!!!
Glad you made it ha ha bet you will pack from now on. :P
Title: Re: I think I shat in my pants
Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 08, 2012, 06:47:48 AM: well after old-dog got a good chuckle from the story he said he used to teach this in a class, and they tell everyone hop on a stump, get big, and yell. i guess the pen IS mightier than the sword!
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Post by: jeepasaurusrex on October 08, 2012, 08:25:24 AM: I HAVE THE POWER!!!

(https://hunting-washington.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQYPK4fhcC_nKsSvk9xNAjZBfoARHOIRqEbUVVxnlhP1f9fudkzvBMX6plv&hash=713be9394aec3dc4b3ddba57d035d6d233bb417c)

Someone photoshop a pen in place of the sword... :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: bankwalker on October 08, 2012, 10:16:44 AM: Quote from: PlateauNDN on October 02, 2012, 10:05:11 PM
What makes it funnier is I'm reading this and picturing clint eastwood and I can't picture him running and screaming boogah boogah boogah at a cougar!LOL :chuckle:

Me too! I just see Clint holding a pen. "You want this the easy way or the hard way"
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Post by: FLIZZ on October 08, 2012, 10:50:26 PM: This is the exact reason I have a Columbia River hissatsu knife (AKA *censored* mother effing tactical knife) mounted on my backpack strap. My Buddies make fun of me, but it won't run out of bullets. Plus a little jiu-jitsu background doesn't hurt :chuckle:
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Post by: Rick on October 09, 2012, 11:53:47 AM: A 250lb bear,a 400+ lb bear and a cougar ready to pounce on you.

You haven't hunted in decades and yet, you see all this in 5 days! :chuckle:

Thats impressive! :tup:
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 09, 2012, 10:37:29 PM: Rick, I dont have time for little kids like you making insinuations, if you got something to say be a man and speak up instead of making pathetic insinuations :liar: Yes, we are in the great Northwest, I hunt in the forest, not in Redmond Parks, there are animals there, real animals, yes animals other then bambi prancing around, animals that dont run away, animals with real teeth, so feel free to join me on a weapon free hike, or keep pussin up talkin *censored* behind your keyboard :tup:
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Post by: Kc_Kracker on October 09, 2012, 10:45:12 PM: Quote from: jeepasaurusrex on October 08, 2012, 08:25:24 AM
I HAVE THE POWER!!!

(https://hunting-washington.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQYPK4fhcC_nKsSvk9xNAjZBfoARHOIRqEbUVVxnlhP1f9fudkzvBMX6plv&hash=713be9394aec3dc4b3ddba57d035d6d233bb417c)

Someone photoshop a pen in place of the sword... :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: