Post by: newbs55 on January 15, 2013, 08:21:04 AM
Post by: Heredoggydoggy on January 15, 2013, 08:29:47 AM
Post by: quadrafire on January 15, 2013, 08:34:09 AM
Mine passed the fingers of a leather glove one time. Luckily she chewed it up before swallowing it.
Post by: MADMAX on January 15, 2013, 08:36:23 AM
they pulled out rocks, sticks, and a mouse and all were held back blocked by the undies
Post by: Happy Gilmore on January 15, 2013, 09:09:14 AM
Post by: Mudman on January 15, 2013, 09:10:21 AM
Post by: newbs55 on January 15, 2013, 09:20:48 AM
Post by: RadSav on January 15, 2013, 09:22:23 AM
Post by: turkeyfeather on January 15, 2013, 09:27:36 AM
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on January 15, 2013, 09:29:45 AM
Post by: turkeyfeather on January 15, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
The worst was when he was decided to pass a rubber during a BBQ with our friends. .:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: Safety first :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: Klyne3 on January 15, 2013, 09:40:41 AM
Post by: gallion_t on January 15, 2013, 09:56:17 AM
Post by: quadrafire on January 15, 2013, 09:59:31 AM
Must taste good
Post by: DOUBLELUNG on January 15, 2013, 10:25:26 AM
He used to eat every magnolia flower petal from a huge tree, and all my mom's tulips (to the ground) just before the flowers opened. One Halloween, we discovered that somebody had stolen our 18lb jack-o' lantern - we thought - until the evidence appeared otherwise. A full bushel of yellow onions left on the porch - empty the next day. (You have not smelled a bad dog fart until you've smelled a bushel o' onions dog fart.) No feces of any kind, including his own, was ever passed up.
However, my most vivid memory was when he swallowed the live cottontail, whole. We were having lunch at the backyard picnic table, when he trotted up with the back end of a cotton tail hanging out of his mouth. We knew the bunny was alive, because the back legs were kicking. My mother got up and called him in that false happy voice that has never fooled any dog, ever. He began to back away, as she approached he began backing away faster, and started throwing back his head like a gator swallowing a turtle. This caused the rabbit to begin to kick vigorously, and a muffled shrieking emanated from the dog that was not produced by the dog. At the climax, my mother was running at him screaning, he was running backward with his head straight up in the air, and then the back legs slid in and he closed his mouth, sat down and cocked his head, looking at her. My mom was crying, and my brother and I got in trouble for laughing.
Post by: KopperBuck on January 15, 2013, 03:45:38 PM
Post by: turkeyfeather on January 15, 2013, 03:48:58 PM
We acquired Gimpel the Fool, a one-eyed crooked jawed white German Shepherd, when my mom hit him with her car. He only hurled once, producing four cans of Play-doh (including all dough of all 4 colors, the cans and the lids) and a pair of black fishnet stockings of unknown origin. We always wondered which one put him over the edge.Thanks for the laugh! :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
He used to eat every magnolia flower petal from a huge tree, and all my mom's tulips (to the ground) just before the flowers opened. One Halloween, we discovered that somebody had stolen our 18lb jack-o' lantern - we thought - until the evidence appeared otherwise. A full bushel of yellow onions left on the porch - empty the next day. (You have not smelled a bad dog fart until you've smelled a bushel o' onions dog fart.) No feces of any kind, including his own, was ever passed up.
However, my most vivid memory was when he swallowed the live cottontail, whole. We were having lunch at the backyard picnic table, when he trotted up with the back end of a cotton tail hanging out of his mouth. We knew the bunny was alive, because the back legs were kicking. My mother got up and called him in that false happy voice that has never fooled any dog, ever. He began to back away, as she approached he began backing away faster, and started throwing back his head like a gator swallowing a turtle. This caused the rabbit to begin to kick vigorously, and a muffled shrieking emanated from the dog that was not produced by the dog. At the climax, my mother was running at him screaning, he was running backward with his head straight up in the air, and then the back legs slid in and he closed his mouth, sat down and cocked his head, looking at her. My mom was crying, and my brother and I got in trouble for laughing.
Post by: Stilly bay on January 15, 2013, 03:50:02 PM
We acquired Gimpel the Fool, a one-eyed crooked jawed white German Shepherd, when my mom hit him with her car. He only hurled once, producing four cans of Play-doh (including all dough of all 4 colors, the cans and the lids) and a pair of black fishnet stockings of unknown origin. We always wondered which one put him over the edge.
He used to eat every magnolia flower petal from a huge tree, and all my mom's tulips (to the ground) just before the flowers opened. One Halloween, we discovered that somebody had stolen our 18lb jack-o' lantern - we thought - until the evidence appeared otherwise. A full bushel of yellow onions left on the porch - empty the next day. (You have not smelled a bad dog fart until you've smelled a bushel o' onions dog fart.) No feces of any kind, including his own, was ever passed up.
However, my most vivid memory was when he swallowed the live cottontail, whole. We were having lunch at the backyard picnic table, when he trotted up with the back end of a cotton tail hanging out of his mouth. We knew the bunny was alive, because the back legs were kicking. My mother got up and called him in that false happy voice that has never fooled any dog, ever. He began to back away, as she approached he began backing away faster, and started throwing back his head like a gator swallowing a turtle. This caused the rabbit to begin to kick vigorously, and a muffled shrieking emanated from the dog that was not produced by the dog. At the climax, my mother was running at him screaning, he was running backward with his head straight up in the air, and then the back legs slid in and he closed his mouth, sat down and cocked his head, looking at her. My mom was crying, and my brother and I got in trouble for laughing.
:yike: Hoh Lee Chit....... Can't top that story.
Post by: boneaddict on January 15, 2013, 03:50:45 PM
Post by: crschralping on January 15, 2013, 04:07:53 PM
Same dog was caught chewing on a used tampon in the living room thanksgiving day, what treat that was. Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.
Post by: turkeyfeather on January 15, 2013, 04:25:46 PM
Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.
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And you blamed it on the dog, and everyone bought it. Nice job. :chuckle:
Post by: crschralping on January 15, 2013, 04:29:24 PM
Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.
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And you blamed it on the dog, and everyone bought it. Nice job. :chuckle:
:) Thats my story and I'm stickin to it! :chuckle:
Post by: owmygulay on January 15, 2013, 09:58:07 PM
Post by: benbo30 on January 23, 2013, 09:11:11 PM
Same dog was caught chewing on a used tampon in the living room thanksgiving day, what treat that was. Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.
are you sure it was the dog :chuckle:
Post by: 75johndeere on January 23, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
Post by: xd2005 on January 23, 2013, 09:55:01 PM
He ended up being ok, but not before suffering from salmon poisoning disease. Close call!
Post by: elkinrutdrivemenuts on January 24, 2013, 09:40:39 AM
Post by: bracer40 on January 24, 2013, 12:21:18 PM
Yep...........my young brit wolfed that Sh** down! (did the same with his own everyday too)
Problem was he hit the buffet in the evening.............and the buffet hit him sometime before I woke up in the morning. When I went down I was hit by wall of the foulest stench I've ever encountered! The entire 1st floor was thick with rotten fish/crap smell. His piles, actually they were more like pools, were all over the carpet. Took the better part of the morning to clean up and air out the house.
Needless to say, I never used that fertilizer again!
Post by: uplandhunter870 on January 24, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
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Post by: JJD on February 11, 2013, 10:40:43 AM
I got to pull a sock out of my labs butt the other morning. He got about half of it out and gave up. I don't know how he is still alive.He has a clean anus now :chuckle: crap & wipe at the same time.
Post by: JJD on February 11, 2013, 04:26:03 PM
You might ask how I trained for such behavior.
Actually, I had nothing to do with it. I have a FM CBR who is a month older than my Lab. Anytime the lab would begin to chew on something, the Chessie would walk over and take the object away, she would not chew on it herself, she just didn't want the lab to have it. If he tried to take it back, which I only witnessed twice, she would chew on him.
Therefore, I probably have one of the few Labs whos' never chewed anything up. :tup: