Post by: steen on September 17, 2013, 05:51:42 PM
Post by: Bullkllr on September 17, 2013, 08:32:03 PM
My current lab- let's see- nothing out of the ordinary off the top of my head:
1. Dug up every plant/bush in the yard he could get at. Ate most of them. Including a gravenstein apple tree about 3 inches in diameter.
2. Ate antlers off a deer I had hanging. Just antlers :dunno:
3. Ate part of the house siding
4. Ate several basketballs/footballs the kids left where he could get at 'em
Now that he's 4 years old he finally seems to be slowing down on the shenanigans.
One of the funniest things I've seen was when a friend's lab grabbed half a broiler chicken off the grill. He yelled at it and the dog quickly swallowed the whole half-chicken in one unchewed gulp. That had to hurt going down.
Post by: KFhunter on September 17, 2013, 08:34:53 PM
Post by: ghosthunter on September 17, 2013, 08:43:13 PM
Ate the crouch out of three pairs of my wife's underwear.
Chewed up my wife's new shoes.
Post by: Bullkllr on September 17, 2013, 08:44:18 PM
My new pup ate her entire 179.00 dog house while I was turkey hunting.
Ate the crouch out of three pairs of my wife's underwear.
Chewed up my wife's new shoes.
Yeah, blame it on the poor dog!
Post by: papisjeep on September 17, 2013, 08:47:55 PM
:bdid:
Post by: lokidog on September 17, 2013, 08:58:12 PM
Our new "pup" Amber likes to take napkins and paper towels out to the yard to eat them. She also likes to chew off plants in pots.
Post by: MacAttack on September 17, 2013, 09:18:51 PM
Post by: Song Dog on September 17, 2013, 09:35:27 PM
Post by: dallygirl on September 17, 2013, 09:41:49 PM
Our Coonhound has by far done the most "naughty" things. Her biggies:
* Stole a huge roast off the kitchen counter while it was "resting" before serving it for CHRISTMAS dinner...
* Ate a dozen dark chocolate truffles without any side affects. I ate one and it made my heart race & had to lay down! The vet was :dunno: on that one.
* Ate entire Costco sized bottle of Vitamin B. That prompted a call to the pet poison hotline. No problems on her end though. Again, the vet was :dunno: on that one.
* Ate an entire Costco size jar of Vaseline...she licked the container so clean, there wasn't a spec of grease left anywhere. She still wanted her dinner after which was mind boggling.
* Ate the shingles off her first dog house. The ones we had to special order to match our house...
* Ate an entire can of baby formula
Our Mini Aussie is no angel either. His notables:
* Ate a brand new $400 Arc'teryx jacket. Literally left it in shreds. Why did he have to choose the most expensive thing in my closet?? Still ticked about that one.
* Peed on Christmas presents under the tree while looking right as us.
* Eaten so many pairs of underwear - I have lost count. The ladies at Macy's see me coming and know the dog wiped out my inventory.
So far our Lab puppy hasn't done anything unexpected and we are working hard to keep it that way. ;)
Post by: MadHatter on September 17, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Post by: lokidog on September 17, 2013, 09:56:01 PM
My old dog Kodi was half lab and half Chesapeake 140 pounds. I was driving From Astoria over to Eastern Oregon to hunt deer and Grouse. Some where just past Woodland Kodi starts to get restless and make noise like he needs to go out side. I know I'm not far from the rest area near Battle Ground so I decide to wait until we get there to let him out. Now I'm in a Toyota SR 5 single cab pickup, I'm one mile from the rest stop when Kodi kind of goes slack jawed on me and starts leaning into me while I'm driving down the road and he starts to lift his tail. I'm yelling at him and he turns his head and starts pointing his rear at me. I'm trying to push him down onto the floor boards weaving back and forth on the road when he starts SHEETING, it is like a fire hose shooting up my arm hitting me all over, and he keeps turning and it is now spraying all over the inside of my windshield. I pull into the rest stop, jump out screaming and yelling, Kodi jumps out plants his rear on the ground and starts scooting across the parking lot leaving a brown streak from my truck to the grass, Truckers and people are looking at me and I don't know if they realized what I was covered in, or if they started to smell it, but some started laughing and others turned away. It took me an hour to clean up and clean out the front of my truck. I learned a lesson that day, when that dog needs to go, no matter where you are you had better let him out.
OMG, I could almost not get through reading this to Weathergirl...... :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: runamuk on September 17, 2013, 10:04:26 PM
oh yeah she dug under the barn gate so she could sleep in the barn which would have been fine except it allowed the damn goat to get out followed by lambs whose mama's got pissed when they couldn't follow...
Post by: steen on September 17, 2013, 10:20:57 PM
Post by: snowpack on September 17, 2013, 10:30:20 PM
Then a different dog that ate an almost liquefied dead fish it found at the boat ramp. Later on the dog got explosive diarrhea and vomiting. It would explode in the house and then get put outside. the dog would act fine and as soon as it was let back inside another explosion.
A different dog at a BBQ went and rolled in poison oak. Then it came back and would rub past people and get it on their legs.
Post by: sled on September 17, 2013, 10:45:39 PM
Post by: Don Fischer on September 18, 2013, 08:35:43 AM
With Bodie, I was at a friend's house and left Bodie and Squirt in the car while I went in for a bit. Came back out and Bodie had eaten my cell phone.
Had one of my old pointer's, Otis, with me one time down in Utah. Taking an RV trailer to Flagstaff. Had to stop and clean it on the way. Got near and stopped to wash the thing in a car wash. Took my wrapped sandwich and hid it under the driver seat. Took less than two minute's to wash off the trailer. Got back in and the wrapper to my sandwich was on the seat. Otis claimed he didn't know anything about it!
Post by: Jonathan_S on September 18, 2013, 08:52:53 AM
Post by: turkeyfeather on September 18, 2013, 09:21:11 AM
Post by: lokidog on September 18, 2013, 09:55:01 AM
A GSP we had when I was a kid ate an entire five pound stick of sausage off the counter.
Post by: trophyhunt on September 18, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
Post by: gaddy on September 18, 2013, 10:29:06 AM
would climb out of the pen & cruise the neighbor hood at night. once brought me a brand new pair of tennis shoes, my size!! brought home a packaged whole chicken & didn't even puncture the wrapping. someone evidently left it out to thaw.? we finished thawing & had a BBQ.
I went deer hunting one year & came home empty handed & disappointed. got up the next morning to go feed the dog & found a forky skull plate at the back door.
man I loved that dog. don't know where she came up with this stuff but none of my neighbors were missing anything when asked & they all loved her.
the only thing the 2 we have now have done was get into a cooler after a elk hunt. the only thing they took was the liver & a package of salad.
Post by: lokidog on September 18, 2013, 06:02:33 PM
Post by: carpsniperg2 on September 18, 2013, 06:42:33 PM
Most of mine have never really done to many bad things.
Post by: dallygirl on September 18, 2013, 08:20:38 PM
Guess she had her heart set on a career change.
Post by: Michelle_Nelson on September 18, 2013, 09:30:15 PM
He has a thing for my underwear. :rolleyes: About 6 months after I got him I started finding my underwear throughout the house. He'd bring a pair into the living room or I'd find a pair in the kitchen on the floor. After about a year and a half I thought he had quit. Then my underwear started disappearing. Sometimes when we do laundry we would leave it in the laundry basket for a few days before we got around to folding it. I was down to like 2 or 3 pair. One day went in and got the sleeping bag that he claimed and slept in to wash it and found like 10 or 12 pair of my underwear in his sleeping bag. :yike:
Post by: jay.sharkbait on September 18, 2013, 09:37:35 PM
The lovely princess has been pretty good since.
Post by: hrd2fnd on September 18, 2013, 09:41:43 PM
Post by: Cougar125 on September 19, 2013, 07:56:54 AM
Post by: Oldguy on September 19, 2013, 08:48:30 AM
Post by: seth30 on September 19, 2013, 08:58:07 AM
1: Bringing a live rabbit into the house and releasing it.
2: Busting through the wood fence to take a poop on the one neighbor's lawn that hates dogs and hunters.
3: Killing all of the chickens at a friends house (we are no longer friends as a result)
4: Refusing to leave the duck blind because we limited out in a hour and they still want to hunt.
5: Chasing deer and bears while grouse hunting :bash: :bash:
Post by: lostbackpacker on September 19, 2013, 09:00:21 AM
if he doesnt meet you at the door, he's done something wrong. most likely got into the trash or grabbed a loaf of bread off the counter. he will usually be hiding in the corner of our bedroom if he doesn't meet you at the door.
Post by: hrd2fnd on September 19, 2013, 09:15:59 AM
Post by: jay.sharkbait on September 19, 2013, 09:26:32 AM
and all this time I thought it was just my lab who was the boob, glad to see mine isn't the only counter surfer, dandelion eating bread stealing and deaf as a door knob until it's time for food :chuckle:
Mine has yet to discover dandelions....... But blackberries are another story
Post by: BIGINNER on September 19, 2013, 09:27:32 AM
worst thing that blitz does is fart in the car,.... :yike: :yike: :yike: :bdid: :bdid:
Post by: hrd2fnd on September 19, 2013, 09:35:41 AM
oh don't get me started on dog farts :o especially after he has raided the neighbors pig trough :bash:
worst thing that blitz does is fart in the car,.... :yike: :yike: :yike: :bdid: :bdid:
Post by: Oldguy on September 19, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
and all this time I thought it was just my lab who was the boob, glad to see mine isn't the only counter surfer, dandelion eating bread stealing and deaf as a door knob until it's time for food :chuckle:
Mine has yet to discover dandelions....... But blackberries are another story
I forgot the blackberries. When I exercised my lab during the late summer, I picked blackberries for him but if I was a little slow, he'd strip them off the bushes himself. I've witnessed coyotes doing the same thing.
Odd thing about the Dandelions is that the ones growing late Summer don't interest him at all.
Post by: KopperBuck on September 19, 2013, 12:36:54 PM
1. Chased a deer that got proceeded to get hit by a car on the highway (shock collared now when riding horses).
2. Destroyed duck decoys.
3. Drug dead cow calf to the house.
4. Eaten entire deer hides.
5. Eaten an entire bag of pistacios (yes, they come out the same as they went in).
6. Eaten a steelhead yarn ball with hook (and crapped out - got lucky there).
Post by: steen on September 19, 2013, 05:19:34 PM
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Post by: wildweeds on September 19, 2013, 10:02:55 PM
Post by: RadSav on September 19, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
When we got the two sisters "Upland Skagit" and "Upland Sauk" they were little monsters. One day I put out an entire brick of butter on the counter to soften. Yep, they ate the whole thing. Gave them gas something good. Was hard not to laugh at them though. For two days each time one would fart the other would come over and lick it's A hole. :chuckle:
My wonderful little "Upland Sandy" dog never stops being the bird dog. Even when she is poopin' she can't stop following her nose! Well we leave her with my parents during one elk season. We get back into cell range and there is a message from my mother telling be to come get my D*&N Sandy dog! Guess three times a day my mother is following her around the neighborhood with a poo bag. "She starts to poo at one end of the neighbor hood and doesn't finish until she has reached the other end of the neighborhood! She's like Hansel and Gretel dropping bread crumbs the whole way. Grrrrrr..I have had it!"
Post by: h2ofowlr on September 19, 2013, 10:46:57 PM
- Chewed the electrical wires to my boat trailer 3 times. I had to rewire it.
- Pulled the kennel panels apart several times.
- Got out and got a free ride to police department then to Humane Society before I knew they were gone. Cost me $400.
- Chewed through several hoses.
- Handle off of water faucet.
- Lots of kids toys and Tonka truck wheels.
- Many fence panels.
- All the plants, shrubs and trees in back yard.
- Dozen floating goose decoy heads.
- Swallowed a 6 oz lead decoy weight. $600+ vet bill.
- Knocked my Browning BPS in the river where it was about 40'. That cost me about $525.
A few to mention.
Post by: RadSav on September 19, 2013, 10:54:47 PM
The list is long. Very long.
- Chewed the electrical wires to my boat trailer 3 times. I had to rewire it.
- Pulled the kennel panels apart several times.
- Got out and got a free ride to police department then to Humane Society before I knew they were gone. Cost me $400.
- Chewed through several hoses.
- Handle off of water faucet.
- Lots of kids toys and Tonka truck wheels.
- Many fence panels.
- All the plants, shrubs and trees in back yard.
- Dozen floating goose decoy heads.
- Swallowed a 6 oz lead decoy weight. $600+ vet bill.
- Knocked my Browning BPS in the river where it was about 40'. That cost me about $525.
A few to mention.
Sounds like a black lab or a chesa? If a mix of the two your doomed forever :chuckle:
Post by: Jonathan_S on September 20, 2013, 10:01:57 AM
Gross.
Post by: bracer40 on September 20, 2013, 10:51:51 AM
Oh and that dog, ate his own poo....................Those are the worst dog farts!!
Early one morning I came downstairs and was assaulted by a foul stench. Turns out Riley had gorged himself on the fish fertilizer pellets I had scattered throughout the garden the day before. He had blowouts scattered throughout the lower floor............grrrrrr (never used that fertilizer again.............come to think of it, didn't really have anything to fertilze since he cleaned out the peas, strawberries, grapes, etc.)
My girlfriend's lab made pretty short work of her first Christmas prime rib when he found it cooling on the counter. needless to say, her in-laws were not amused.
A year or two ago, my old boss's Burnese Mtn. dog ate his tickets to the Masters Golf Tournament (it made it's way to the national media). He was able to get it to throw up enough of the tickets that he photographed the remains and sent his request for replacements Augusta, which they granted.
Post by: Yankee on September 20, 2013, 01:11:29 PM
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Post by: runamuk on September 20, 2013, 01:33:36 PM
Went softie one day and corralled the sick english pointer into the laundry room,came home from work and he'd jumped the gate keeping him in the laundry room,he greeted me with a feather sticking out of his mouth,I rounded the corner of the kitchen to find the source of the feathers,King size goose down comforter,and yup it was shredded and yup theres about three flocks worth of feathers in one.
OH man this reminds me of the time my sons dog decided to kill the down pillows :bash: I walked in and it looked like a bird had blown up....and there sat the dog just as pleased as could be with all the fun he'd had. My other sons pig liked the sound of ripping fabric and he shredded several sleeping bags over the years....I have pic somewhere of my youngest sleeping with his pig, hid german shepherd and the standard poodle all on the bed in the tiny travel trailer we were living in.
Post by: ctwiggs1 on October 01, 2013, 09:05:59 AM
$1050 in cold hard cash.
I salvaged everything but a $20!!!
Curtis
Post by: James on October 01, 2013, 09:16:44 AM
His crippling separation anxiety got the best of him and he decided he NEEDED to be in the house.
Ripped a hole in the siding, pulled out the insulation, broke though the drywall, only to hit the back of the dryer. Just bad placement
Really wanted to kill him, but I have to say I can’t believe he actually got that close to breaking into the house. Impressed me a bit.
Post by: ctwiggs1 on October 01, 2013, 09:17:27 AM
I was at work, girlfriend was home, dog was in the backyard.
His crippling separation anxiety got the best of him and he decided he NEEDED to be in the house.
Ripped a hole in the siding, pulled out the insulation, broke though the drywall, only to hit the back of the dryer. Just bad placement
Really wanted to kill him, but I have to say I can’t believe he actually got that close to breaking into the house. Impressed me a bit.
THAT is impressive. I don't care who you are.
Post by: Yondering on October 01, 2013, 10:09:48 AM
He ate the end of an extension cord, while it was plugged in. I heard a yelp, and saw him streaking across the yard with smoke coming out of his mouth.
He was also the only dog I've owned that didn't like car rides. He'd get anxious, start drooling, then poop and puke in the car. We had to take him someplace one time; my wife drove so the dog could sit with me to keep him calm, sure enough, he hauls off and poops all over my lap.
Post by: JJD on October 05, 2013, 04:40:02 PM
Current male lab chews on nothing, never has. I have a fm CBR who is a month older than him. If he begins to chew on something, she just walks over and takes it away from him. She does not chew on it herself, she just doesn't want him to have it. Every now and again, she chews on him just for s**ts and giggles.
I know guys in relationships like that. :yike:
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