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Title: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: PendOreilleArcher on October 28, 2008, 10:57:09 AM
IF YOU WERE AN ELK, WHERE WOULD YOU LIVE?
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Antlershed on October 28, 2008, 11:01:31 AM
In a housing development....I'm not dumb.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Grizzly95 on October 28, 2008, 11:03:36 AM
Probably in a freezer...
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Post by: 12Gauge on October 28, 2008, 11:14:38 AM
Not next to a freeway that's for sure, maybe in a secluded area with all my girlfriends
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: huntnphool on October 28, 2008, 11:16:43 AM
Not in the Blues next year thats for sure!!! :chuckle:
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Post by: NW-Eric on October 28, 2008, 11:19:21 AM
nw trek
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Post by: bow4elk on October 28, 2008, 11:23:57 AM
Alberta or BC...fewer people, beautiful country!
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Post by: HawkenBob on October 28, 2008, 11:24:44 AM
ONP!
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Huntbear on October 28, 2008, 11:45:34 AM
At the bottom of the deepest darkest canyon I could find, with no roads within 4 miles.  At least that way if I did get shot, it would be by a true hunter, not a road warrior.  That way the hunter would earn the right to hang my head on a wall, by having to pack my huge ass back out of that canyon over 2 or 3 days.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: boneaddict on October 28, 2008, 12:14:06 PM
One of these high fenced ranches where being big meant you got to get laid or milked a couple times a day, and the rest of the time you sat chewing your food.   :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: STIKNSTRINGBOW on October 28, 2008, 12:25:11 PM
In my backyard!
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Post by: rasbo on October 28, 2008, 03:15:20 PM
downtown seattle where else!
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 03:25:35 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Antlershed on October 28, 2008, 03:30:27 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bowhuntin on October 28, 2008, 03:30:37 PM
Mount Rainier National Park, there is no hunting season and no firearms allowed. No wolves, no grizzlies, maybe an occasional mountain lion. Probably die of old age in the National Park.
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 03:36:09 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: fc2038 on October 28, 2008, 04:52:11 PM
Downtown packwood eating on the hundreds of alfalfa bales that are left out for me..
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: MuleySniper on October 28, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)

In that case, can we change the duration of the rut? :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 05:17:47 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)

In that case, can we change the duration of the rut? :chuckle:
:lol4: :lol4:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Antlershed on October 28, 2008, 05:19:14 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)

In that case, can we change the duration of the rut? :chuckle:
I don't think it would ever end....  :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 05:22:08 PM
I wish I could find an energizer bunny smiley  :chuckle: Keeps going, and going........
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: farmin4u_98948 on October 28, 2008, 06:13:43 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)

In that case, can we change the duration of the rut? :chuckle:
I don't think it would ever end....  :chuckle:

I would be wondering why these girl didnt have any hair on their ass!!!!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Big Jim Jr on October 28, 2008, 06:52:19 PM
The sun and hot sand burned off the hair! I would live in Washington DC, that way I could go around town and make sure the idiot politicians would think about animals and hunting laws all the time.
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Diehard0123 on October 28, 2008, 07:02:43 PM
I would be a snowbird, Nothern Arizona in the winter and the Colorado Rockies in the summer! :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Slider on October 28, 2008, 07:26:18 PM
Playboy Mansion!!!  :chuckle:
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Post by: funkster on October 28, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
Any watershed that I could find!!! The blues reply was  :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Antlershed on October 28, 2008, 10:21:30 PM
In hawaii, they dont have an elk season  ;)
Good plan. You could just spend the entire day walking the beaches....enjoying the scenery  :drool:

See, now you are thinking like me  :chuckle: Just bed down on the beach and watch all the "ladys" walk by  ;)

In that case, can we change the duration of the rut? :chuckle:
I don't think it would ever end....  :chuckle:

I would be wondering why these girl didnt have any hair on their ass!!!!  :rolleyes:

You would be looking at hairless asses as a bad thing?  :yike:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 10:22:31 PM
 :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: bucklucky on October 28, 2008, 11:29:23 PM
If I were an Elk? I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd live in an area with, with, with, chronic wasting disease so no, no, no, one would eat, eat, eat, eat, eat my, my, my stu, :hunter: :kneel: stu stuttering wasted mind...

 :DOH:  :chuckle:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: deaddog on October 29, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
NOBAMA LAND, i would have just as much food as the next bull and i would get just as many cows as that big sombich the next field over. OH no hunters ether because NOBAMA  has all your guns! ha ha ha :IBCOOL: :IBCOOL:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: Diehard0123 on October 29, 2008, 01:54:15 PM
NOBAMA LAND, i would have just as much food as the next bull and i would get just as many cows as that big sombich the next field over. OH no hunters ether because NOBAMA  has all your guns! ha ha ha :IBCOOL: :IBCOOL:
:yeah:
Title: Re: IF YOU WERE AN ELK
Post by: 270Shooter on October 29, 2008, 05:27:02 PM
Turnbull :)
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