Post by: cryder on November 13, 2016, 02:06:21 PM
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Post by: pianoman9701 on November 14, 2016, 06:16:36 AM
Post by: Elkrunner on November 14, 2016, 06:23:12 AM
So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear
Ummm..not even sure what half of that means...
Post by: trophyhunt on November 14, 2016, 06:32:28 AM
I'm with you on that, so confusing!So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hear
Ummm..not even sure what half of that means...
Post by: Dead-Eye on November 14, 2016, 07:44:46 AM
Example: but I have figgered. You guys out!
I think he's trying to be funny with references to Mr. Majestic and the Hubble telescope reference; they're just such vague references that nobody really picks up on them. I can sort out some of what he's saying, but a lot of it doesn't make any sense. Again, I'm guessing that the spellchecker in his phone changed enough words to change what he meant to say. Some of it that doesn't seem to be misspelled just doesn't make sense, like "plaster it everywhere these are the escapes" and "I'm nothing but pains reciprocal" and "I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year!"
I'm a writer, and I also help other writers edit their work, and when they're pouring it out and not stopping for anything, some of it isn't much better than this! I suspect he was in that same kind of "zone" when he laid this down. Some time spent editing it would have been helpful, for sure.
Post by: pianoman9701 on November 14, 2016, 07:48:21 AM
Post by: Antlershed on November 14, 2016, 07:53:19 AM
you should run for president with OFFDAHOOK as a running mate :tup::chuckle:
Post by: cbond3318 on November 14, 2016, 07:55:01 AM
He's a terrible writer, and I don't think he checks or edits anything he writes. Some of the sentences just stop in the middle, so I think he may be writing on a smartphone with spellcheck, etc.
Example: but I have figgered. You guys out!
I think he's trying to be funny with references to Mr. Majestic and the Hubble telescope reference; they're just such vague references that nobody really picks up on them. I can sort out some of what he's saying, but a lot of it doesn't make any sense. Again, I'm guessing that the spellchecker in his phone changed enough words to change what he meant to say. Some of it that doesn't seem to be misspelled just doesn't make sense, like "plaster it everywhere these are the escapes" and "I'm nothing but pains reciprocal" and "I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year!"
I'm a writer, and I also help other writers edit their work, and when they're pouring it out and not stopping for anything, some of it isn't much better than this! I suspect he was in that same kind of "zone" when he laid this down. Some time spent editing it would have been helpful, for sure.
Just let it be bro, just let it be. :chuckle:
Post by: Jonathan_S on November 14, 2016, 08:11:39 AM
Hunting the Rimrock and Newman Lake area is going to be perpetually frustrating. Since you're already driving across the state to elk hunt, why not go to the west side?
Post by: Duckslayer89 on November 14, 2016, 08:27:41 AM
Post by: Elkrunner on November 14, 2016, 08:31:11 AM
Post by: theleo on November 14, 2016, 08:38:45 AM
So after 6 seasons of hard elk chasing . I've come.to the conclusion that im nothing but pains reciprocal. And when the uncontrollable urge to take a crap in the woods has subsided im left with many hours alone to contemplate the war inside my head ( Mr. Majestic ) but i always come back to these suspected successful elk hunt vidioes and pictures that player this forum and the manly manual cover that fish n feathers schemes up each year but I have figgered. You guys out. !! First you are a doctors lawyer and fly in your kill with chopper from the Alaska outback because you can or your over age 55 and some old crotchet has somehow determined. You have to much time on your hands and you met him for lunch and he crowned you MASTER HUNTER ! You get your first service call to be at the ranger station by nachos and they hand you a costume that resembles a Iraqi attack suit they hand you a missle siloe with a Hubble telescope point out which of the feeding heard to take set up the photo shoot and plaster it everywhere these are the escapes. I use to believe as much as I can but next year is a new painful year ! So if your headed to Deshuttes pic me up cuz its the only place not compleatly conquered by wolves I hearWould it help you to know that I'm 30 years old, have a 6 year old and 1 year old, make under $40,000 a year at my full time job, wear discount camo, have no big game rifle larger than a 338-06, nothing faster than a 280AI, and the majority of them have 3-9x power scopes? The bow is tricked out but that didn't help me out this year.
Post by: pianoman9701 on November 14, 2016, 08:46:02 AM
The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.
They should be returning anytime then? :chuckle:
Post by: Duckslayer89 on November 14, 2016, 09:09:31 AM
The turbulent times and government Hippocracy has caused the elk migration to evacuate and run for distant lands.
They should be returning anytime then? :chuckle:
Bigly
Post by: Dead-Eye on November 14, 2016, 10:02:11 AM
You're unfamiliar with his previous works, I take it.
Heheheh,
You're correct. I take it this is pretty typical?
Post by: pianoman9701 on November 14, 2016, 10:16:24 AM
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Post by: cryder on November 14, 2016, 01:38:27 PM
Post by: Reidus on November 14, 2016, 01:42:57 PM
Post by: h2ofowlr on November 14, 2016, 01:54:45 PM
Not offended by what you wrote. Just dumbfounded and clueless on what you were venting on. As long as you got it out of your system, we can let the gargled mess fly! :chuckle:
Post by: elkboy on November 14, 2016, 02:02:03 PM
Post by: Curly on November 14, 2016, 02:45:41 PM
:tup:
Post by: NOCK NOCK on November 14, 2016, 03:39:14 PM
Post by: Elkrunner on November 14, 2016, 03:52:07 PM
I just like to raz you. RANT ON!
Post by: coachcw on November 14, 2016, 05:53:40 PM
Post by: Jonathan_S on November 14, 2016, 05:55:58 PM
Is this what happens when you mix beers ?
...with absinthe :chuckle:
Post by: cryder on November 14, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
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Post by: TriggerMike on November 14, 2016, 10:16:39 PM
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Post by: Elkrunner on November 15, 2016, 06:57:01 AM
Post by: LDennis24 on November 16, 2016, 02:11:30 PM
Post by: 2MANY on November 16, 2016, 03:03:43 PM
U should knot repo deuce.
Tank u.
Post by: b23 on November 16, 2016, 03:08:05 PM
Damn whatever he's drinking I want some ....... or is it the green stuff ? :IBCOOL: :IBCOOL: 8) :tup:
Nah, it's neither one of those. It's a Spokane thing, haven't you heard, the gene pool is reallllll shallow up here. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: cryder on November 16, 2016, 05:54:26 PM
Post by: cbond3318 on November 16, 2016, 06:22:53 PM
😂😂 Again get a grip or just let it go better yet change the channel lots of ways to communicate these days try some fun or imagination or do we always have to be right correct and perfect to get inside the perfectly hermetically sealed armor of intelligence you see in the mirror every morning just to listened to by your ears this pecking board cracks me up. Anyways get out there im waiting for the 25th when real hunters take to the woods again and im all in tree stand been up for months camera full of deer so maybe ill contemplate my tact while up in that tree ? Now somebody wine about my lack of periods so I can crack up again 😂😂
:chuckle: :tup: Good luck to ya this late season.
Post by: Reidus on November 16, 2016, 06:51:48 PM
Post by: NOCK NOCK on November 16, 2016, 07:29:56 PM
I learn a lot about other members by how they react/comment about your posts. I agree....change the channel if ya don't want to read it.....no need to belittle others who are participating on this forum in their way. :twocents:
BTW, "hermetically sealed armor of intelligence" PURE GOLD right there :tup:
Post by: SemperFidelis97 on November 16, 2016, 08:03:49 PM
I for one look forward to reading your posts cryder.
I learn a lot about other members by how they react/comment about your posts. I agree....change the channel if ya don't want to read it.....no need to belittle others who are participating on this forum in their way. :twocents:
BTW, "hermetically sealed armor of intelligence" PURE GOLD right there :tup:
Agreed, how can you not love Cryders posts.
Post by: Naches Sportsman on November 16, 2016, 08:07:00 PM
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