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Big Game Hunting => Elk Hunting => Topic started by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 03:07:23 AM

Title: Now that's a deal !!
Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 03:07:23 AM: So this lucky guy gets a huge bull in Pennsylvania , on his second winning lottery tag , he spent $10.90 for the tag , $250 for a guide , $100 for the out of state deal ,. It's the $250 for the guide that really irritates me , they claim to have only 1000 elk in the state and some guide gets him on the critter in two days !!! Again $250 , I hope every $1500 guide in Washington reads how idiotic they really are , shut up and drive your pretty camoe wrapped duely deasle pig straight off a cliff cuz all it does is show your criminal like business , WOW !! THATfeels good !!
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Post by: Elkcollector82 on November 29, 2017, 03:09:52 AM: :chuckle:
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 03:34:59 AM: And another thing ! My uncle has a picture of his elk , him ,and his guide he hired back in 1987 , his name was Jim Summers , he lived in the woods or I mean in a 82 Jeep wagoneer , up by Usk , my uncle has told the story several times , the elk keeps getting bigger but the price of the guide stays the same Everytime ! $70 , four pancakes , two eggs , and enough coffee at the Usk dinner to drowned in , I always wanted a picture like that , and looked into a guided hunt and was completely disgustedly scared straight ,,,,,,, to my tree stand , what a bunch of crooks , and the last I checked there are 7500 elk in our state now so get real , I get the inflation thing , but unless your cooking me breakfast , descenting my laundry and carrying me to my launch sight , package in my critter , driveing me home and mowing my lawn fixing my roof , rebuilding the heads on my 74 Chevy pickup , and making me dinner for the next year , I'm not calling any of you crooks , course we can't forget the price that chopper ride they all are hiding in the fine print I guess ?
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Post by: JakeLand on November 29, 2017, 04:26:32 AM: :chuckle:
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Post by: Timberstalker on November 29, 2017, 04:40:13 AM: This post has legs. :chuckle:
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Post by: Skyvalhunter on November 29, 2017, 04:59:20 AM: No legs to stand on maybe
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Post by: coachcw on November 29, 2017, 06:20:56 AM: love it
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Post by: MADMAX on November 29, 2017, 06:22:55 AM: must have been a long cold night in the north country
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Post by: ctwiggs1 on November 29, 2017, 06:25:49 AM: cryder.... Where are you finding an elk guide for $1500?? :chuckle:
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Post by: White Pass Outfitters on November 29, 2017, 07:13:48 AM: Not sure who charges $1500.00 Here at WPO its $300 per day and that includes, horseback ride deep into the wilderness and food, caping of the animal and packing out of the animal. So for us to take a hunter into the wilderness for a day. We are feeding animals at 3:30 in the morning, tacking up at 4:15, then hauling up the mtn which takes almost an hour. Then loading up all the hunters unnecessary items he thinks he has to have. Then riding in about 3.5 hrs. Hunting all day then taking care of the animal, loading up everything riding off the mtn, unloading everything, then the drive back home, then un tacking the animals, then feeding all the stock. I guess what Im getting at is during hunting season Im putting in 15 hour days for a $300 bucks. So if you think this is to much cryder you know what you can kiss, the backside of my horse !!! And I bet you dont have a clue on how much the insurance and permit fees our wonderful FS requires !!!
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 07:32:15 AM: Well ,,, Lewis that doesn't sound so bad , the creep I was setting up with wouldn't do the deal unless I booked 5 days or more , so I guess it fits the curve , my uncle always said , work to live , not live to work ,I believe you are the awesome exception to that rule , as for kissing round shaped hind ends , I guess I'm doing that every day so don't think I'm offended in any way , send me your booking criteria , and you just might have the opportunity to tell me off personally , cuz u c Lewis im 60 years young and require every step in the woods to be more effective , Help !! The window I believe is only half open by now , exspecting cancer or fish n feathers to close it and seal it sometime in the near future , and don't bother sending me pics if successfully hunts , just what kind of senceable rates , I'm very interested , thank-you for the kind ,,, kiss off ?😂😂😂😂
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 07:40:58 AM: AND IF IM SUCCESSFULL ILL KISS U ALLLLL OVER !!!
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Post by: full choke on November 29, 2017, 08:13:02 AM: :tup:
and I thought today was going to suck...
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Post by: DOUBLELUNG on November 29, 2017, 08:17:31 AM: Quote from: cryder on November 29, 2017, 07:40:58 AM
AND IF IM SUCCESSFULL ILL KISS U ALLLLL OVER !!!
I think you are supposed to incentivize the guide to be successful :chuckle:
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 08:30:37 AM: Guilty. ! Again ! No rules just write , gets me in trouble Everytime 😎
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Post by: Timberstalker on November 29, 2017, 08:55:49 AM: Cryder,

Have you ever thought of applying for a moderator positon on this forum?
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Post by: Boss .300 winmag on November 29, 2017, 08:56:56 AM: Cryder for off topics moderator! :tup:
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Post by: Woodchuck on November 29, 2017, 09:01:00 AM: Quote from: Timberstalker on November 29, 2017, 08:55:49 AM
Cryder,

Have you ever thought of applying for a moderator positon on this forum?
:o I'll bring it up for discussion. Just keep in mind that if it happens, you asked for it. :chuckle:
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Post by: PlateauNDN on November 29, 2017, 09:04:55 AM: :kneel: man, my day just got a whole lot better! :chuckle:
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 09:07:17 AM: Do I get free almond milk ? If so I'm in !
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Post by: Woodchuck on November 29, 2017, 09:07:57 AM: Quote from: cryder on November 29, 2017, 09:07:17 AM
Do I get free almond milk ? If so I'm in !
No, but the pay is really good. :tup:
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Post by: Timberstalker on November 29, 2017, 09:12:39 AM: Quote from: cryder on November 29, 2017, 09:07:17 AM
Do I get free almond milk ? If so I'm in !

I'll buy you almond milk and those $2/$3 beers you talked about, if you get on as Mod. :tup:
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 09:21:06 AM: Obviously timberstalkers memory banks are more alive than mine , I don't remember asking for it , it sounds like the job for a really strong brick wall , but those beers would have come in handy while the 12 member Russian family cought 8 fish and I didn't have a bite allll freeeeegn day 60 yards away down at the Lincoln fish pens on the mighty Columbia , timberstalkers , that's hillariuose I forgot about that also darn spoko fuel crooks !
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Post by: Timberstalker on November 29, 2017, 09:48:33 AM: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: DaveMonti on November 29, 2017, 10:30:04 AM: Quote from: Boss .300 winmag on November 29, 2017, 08:56:56 AM
Cryder for off topics moderator! :tup:

I think we need to create a whole new board for cryder to moderate. Just call it "ramblings" or something to that effect.
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Post by: robodad on November 29, 2017, 10:41:48 AM: Quote from: DaveMonti on November 29, 2017, 10:30:04 AM
Quote from: Boss .300 winmag on November 29, 2017, 08:56:56 AM
Cryder for off topics moderator! :tup:

I think we need to create a whole new board for cryder to moderate. Just call it "ramblings" or something to that effect.

"Cryder's Brain Droppings"
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Post by: cryder on November 29, 2017, 04:30:56 PM: Freegn hillariuose ! This is why I go here , the not so serious side of things , I'm just to old to care enuff to get serious about life's formalities , I'm facing some real formalities but that doesn't mean I'm Gunna let it in , THERES A FEAR IN ME BUT Its not showin , could be the end of me but I'm not goin , cuz everything I no , but I won't go , hmmmm just a little jingle I carry along you guys are the pecking board I guess , SORRY ! ( Not really ) too much fun
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Post by: Miles on November 29, 2017, 04:39:07 PM: Am I the only one who thinks Cryder should be mandated to post a profile pic? We really need to put a face to a name(and all these posts). :chuckle:

At this point I’ve almost created an image in my head. :chuckle:

Very entertaining posts, cryder. You never fail to deliver. ;)
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Post by: WaltAlpine on November 29, 2017, 06:46:53 PM: :chuckle:
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Post by: Alchase on November 29, 2017, 06:54:55 PM: Quote from: robodad on November 29, 2017, 10:41:48 AM
Quote from: DaveMonti on November 29, 2017, 10:30:04 AM
Quote from: Boss .300 winmag on November 29, 2017, 08:56:56 AM
Cryder for off topics moderator! :tup:

I think we need to create a whole new board for cryder to moderate. Just call it "ramblings" or something to that effect.

"Cryder's Brain Droppings"

Cryderisms, LOL
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Post by: pd on November 29, 2017, 10:04:44 PM: @WhitePassOutfitters,

How in the world can you have a business for $300/day? I realize the guides will get a tip outside of the normal charge, but still, those aren't even slave's wages. I have never hired a guide before, but those prices seem ridiculously low to me.
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Post by: cryder on November 30, 2017, 07:20:12 AM: Slave wages ? Jeeeze ! How much do u make a hour and where do I apply ? But it seems I'm right about how much these guys charge , I wood really like to try it , but again with the jeeeeeze ! I don't no what w.p.o. is but isn't it the same price 300 a day ? Or have I lost another screw ? These guys work there tails off I get that , but hand me the bucket I'll take in the feed with cat like stealth movements all the way in and out , anything to bring rates down so a fossilized stalker like myself can fling a stick at something with red eatable meat , that my surgeon will allow ,,, yep ! Jeeeeeze🤢
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Post by: jackmaster on November 30, 2017, 07:51:40 AM: We need cryder and offdahook to have a topic all their own :chuckle:
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Post by: 7mmfan on November 30, 2017, 08:30:14 AM: Quote from: jackmaster on November 30, 2017, 07:51:40 AM
We need cryder and offdahook to have a topic all their own :chuckle:

Maybe Cryder is Offdahook.... :o
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Post by: krapmit on November 30, 2017, 09:17:38 AM: I'm pretty sure Offdahook is also known as alvin wong on the washington fishing faceboook pages.
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Post by: jackmaster on November 30, 2017, 10:03:26 AM: Where is ole offdahook? He hasn't given a fishn report in quite some time!!
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Post by: Boss .300 winmag on November 30, 2017, 07:53:00 PM: Hey cryder what do you think of AR-10 missle launchers?

@cryder
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Post by: Reidus on November 30, 2017, 08:16:35 PM: Where do I sign up to go along on this hunt?
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Post by: PlateauNDN on November 30, 2017, 11:59:08 PM: Quote from: Miles on November 29, 2017, 04:39:07 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Cryder should be mandated to post a profile pic? We really need to put a face to a name(and all these posts). :chuckle:

At this point I’ve almost created an image in my head. :chuckle:

Very entertaining posts, cryder. You never fail to deliver. ;)

:chuckle: I also picture offdahooks face over cryders words. They have got to be brothers or something. :chuckle:

I think a profile pic would ruin the mysticism of cryders and take out the lore, the legend. So I respectfully call for no profile pic or pic whatsoever. :tup:
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Post by: cryder on December 02, 2017, 08:19:48 AM: What , the ,,,, !!! Hillariuose , no I'm not or do I no offdahook , sorry to ruin the mystery 😀😁🙄🤡
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Post by: NOCK NOCK on December 02, 2017, 09:10:32 PM: Hey cryder, try this out next year.....just not in the popsicle stand.

http://hunting-washington.com/smf/index.php/topic,216056.0.html
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Post by: Boss .300 winmag on December 02, 2017, 09:14:52 PM: Quote from: NOCK NOCK on December 02, 2017, 09:10:32 PM
Hey cryder, try this out next year.....just not in the popsicle stand.

http://hunting-washington.com/smf/index.php/topic,216056.0.html

He doesn’t want to loose his popsicle. :chuckle:
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Post by: cryder on December 03, 2017, 03:10:48 AM: That's some very nice work ! Does it come in a lazy lounger with a retractable T.v. tray ? Maybe some heated back rests , and some easy yoogler hookups ?