Post by: Mouseproblem on July 09, 2018, 09:16:21 AM
Edit: I didn't eat it, I cooked it for my cats you absolute animals
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on July 09, 2018, 09:24:54 AM
Post by: SteelheadDC on July 09, 2018, 09:27:27 AM
Post by: JimmyHoffa on July 09, 2018, 09:27:34 AM
Post by: Buzz2401 on July 09, 2018, 09:28:16 AM
will be fine.
Post by: Dhoey07 on July 09, 2018, 09:28:45 AM
Post by: Bullkllr on July 09, 2018, 09:29:19 AM
I'm honestly soo easily paranoid lol. I'm assuming it'll be fine, but any advice from yall would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advice!
The paranoid part can't be true.
If you're willing to eat a rodent your cat brought, I'd think you'd also be willing to roll the dice with the nicked finger thing.
Post by: JimmyHoffa on July 09, 2018, 09:30:26 AM
Post by: jackelope on July 09, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Post by: Mouseproblem on July 09, 2018, 09:47:11 AM
Post by: boneaddict on July 09, 2018, 09:48:16 AM
Post by: tritt007 on July 09, 2018, 09:49:59 AM
Post by: Timberstalker on July 09, 2018, 09:52:13 AM
Good grief almighty.
Tell me you didn't have any kids!!!
Post by: JimmyHoffa on July 09, 2018, 09:52:44 AM
Post by: Mouseproblem on July 09, 2018, 10:00:25 AM
There was a guy in Oregon a couple years ago that took a dead rat away from a cat. The flea jump to him and he later died of the plague.
God I wish that were me
Post by: Mouseproblem on July 09, 2018, 10:05:02 AM
What part of NY are you from????
Good grief almighty.
Tell me you didn't have any kids!!!
The cats are my kids
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 10:52:33 AM
Post by: Gringo31 on July 09, 2018, 10:54:32 AM
I'm stunned.
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on July 09, 2018, 10:57:22 AM
Post by: Gringo31 on July 09, 2018, 11:02:06 AM
So a guy from New York is practicing up on his survival skills, so he takes a mouse his cat killed, gets injured by it and goes to google to find help.
Did I get that right?
Post by: Special T on July 09, 2018, 11:18:22 AM
Post by: Bullkllr on July 09, 2018, 11:22:55 AM
Post by: rasbo on July 09, 2018, 11:23:24 AM
Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong
Post by: Alchase on July 09, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong
But they only fit the "size challenged" I hear, LOL :chuckle:
Mouseproblem, if you are from NY, Central Park would be a great place to try your Survival skills, and there is plenty of food sources available in those "Straight Tailed Squirrels" that are all over the park.
Here's a hint, they aren't really squirrels ;)
Post by: Seahawk12 on July 09, 2018, 11:51:30 AM
We have patient zero of the zombie plague.
Zombie mouse bites human in heavily populated metro area.
My advice to zombie mouse bit victim is to get a kevlar helmet before you turn. It'll make you a more boss-level zombie later.
Post by: jrebel on July 09, 2018, 12:05:39 PM
Post by: Fl0und3rz on July 09, 2018, 12:27:20 PM
Bite it back
Threadwinner.
Post by: Curly on July 09, 2018, 12:36:29 PM
Anyway, this can't really be a serious thread is it? Is the cat-man really seeking survival advice or first aid advice? I think I was too distracted to notice exactly what advice was being sought out.....
:dunno:
Post by: ghosthunter on July 09, 2018, 01:04:39 PM
Post by: cbond3318 on July 09, 2018, 01:05:54 PM
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 01:10:00 PM
And so it begins.....
We have patient zero of the zombie plague.
Zombie mouse bites human in heavily populated metro area.
My advice to zombie mouse bit victim is to get a kevlar helmet before you turn. It'll make you a more boss-level zombie later.
:yeah:
Post by: jackelope on July 09, 2018, 01:11:55 PM
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 01:14:16 PM
Post by: bearpaw on July 09, 2018, 01:16:12 PM
Post by: Timberstalker on July 09, 2018, 01:16:39 PM
@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
Post by: Emptyhanded on July 09, 2018, 02:15:48 PM
Can one get mountain crabs from a mouse bite?@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
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Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 02:18:21 PM
Can one get mountain crabs from a mouse bite?@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
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I didnt realize there was more than 1 way to catch crabs in the mts.
Post by: gaddy on July 09, 2018, 02:21:01 PM
Post by: cbond3318 on July 09, 2018, 02:21:30 PM
Can one get mountain crabs from a mouse bite?@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
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I didnt realize there was more than 1 way to catch crabs in the mts.
4 ways actually....
Post by: DOUBLELUNG on July 09, 2018, 02:48:19 PM
Me too. And I made it past all the previous posts without cracking a smile.@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
Post by: magnanimous_j on July 09, 2018, 03:04:02 PM
Mags or DoubleJ?
I'm just as baffled as you.
Post by: Fl0und3rz on July 09, 2018, 03:33:45 PM
Can one get mountain crabs from a mouse bite?@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
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No. From mountain beavers.
Post by: Widgeondeke on July 09, 2018, 03:37:16 PM
Can one get mountain crabs from a mouse bite?
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No. From mountain beavers.
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:yike: :lol4: :bdid:
Post by: Squidward on July 09, 2018, 03:51:36 PM
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 04:45:27 PM
:chuckle:
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 09, 2018, 04:48:57 PM
Post by: Encore 280 on July 09, 2018, 05:22:08 PM
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on July 10, 2018, 06:39:24 AM
Time to tan that hide. :)
So, use a paper clip for a fur stretcher?
Post by: Evil_EdwardO on July 10, 2018, 07:51:02 AM
I've chased many of beavers in various colors, locations, topo and never caught crabs but then again I must be doing something wrong?
:chuckle:
Bigger bait :chuckle:
Post by: pianoman9701 on July 10, 2018, 07:56:14 AM
Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong
I needed a nutria for the proper coverage.
Post by: Squidward on July 10, 2018, 09:36:47 AM
Time to tan that hide. :)
So, use a paper clip for a fur stretcher?
I was thinking a tongue depressor. :chuckle:
Post by: jackelope on July 10, 2018, 04:13:11 PM
Okay didn't know I shoulda clarified this; I was practicing survival techniques on it like skinning and gutting, I wasn't gonna eat it lol... I actually cooked it and fed it back to my cats because they're too darn tamed to know they can eat uncooked meats. I did keep the p3elt though, it is insanely soft.the pelts make great thongs,almost as soft as a mole,,ps, extract teeth before wearing thong
I needed a nutria for the proper coverage.
Post by: Alchase on July 11, 2018, 09:55:39 AM
Post by: Rainier10 on July 11, 2018, 03:13:48 PM
Post by: jackmaster on July 11, 2018, 03:21:32 PM
:chuckle: :yeah: :chuckle: first thing I thought of when I read this post , great movie, especially when he out pees the wolves :chuckle:
Post by: PlateauNDN on July 11, 2018, 03:49:34 PM
@Mouseproblem any updates? It's been a couple of days how is the finger doing?
Hes a zombie already....
Post by: gaddy on July 11, 2018, 03:57:00 PM
Post by: Alchase on July 11, 2018, 07:24:55 PM
:chuckle: :yeah: :chuckle: first thing I thought of when I read this post , great movie, especially when he out pees the wolves :chuckle:
I used his technique of marking my territory to keep the yotes from coming up in o my tent and sniffing. They kept me up for two nights at the meadow above Pearygen.
In 1997 I went up on Monday before the opener to have a little sabbatical before the general opener by myself. I remembered what he did in “Never Cry Wolf” and I drank a ton of coffee all day, and peed all around my camp about 30 ft away from my tent. That night they stayed away, and I was sung to sleep listening to them in the distance.
It actually worked!
Post by: pd on July 11, 2018, 08:23:34 PM
Stay here, your post is very interesting.
BTW. Have you met CRyder yet?
Post by: Blacktail135 on July 11, 2018, 11:54:25 PM
:yeah:Me too. And I made it past all the previous posts without cracking a smile.@rickychen
I literally laughed out loud at this. :lol4:
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on July 12, 2018, 07:47:19 AM
Post by: deerhunter_98520 on October 08, 2018, 07:05:16 PM
Post by: Highhuntin on October 08, 2018, 07:29:50 PM
Post by: jackelope on October 10, 2018, 05:38:01 PM
@Mouseproblem You ok?
Post by: TiredTurn on October 31, 2018, 12:50:46 PM
Post by: jackelope on October 31, 2018, 01:31:32 PM
People say that dead mouse with spicy sauce is beautiful) Try
Great first post!! Welcome to Hunt-WA??