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Title: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 09:06:54 AM
OK - I learned a lesson early in my turkey hunting career..If you are in the woods walking along and you see a camo glove laying there DON'T assume it is LOST and is missing its owner   :'( , leave it on the ground.  DO NOT PICK IT UP!  90% of the time... it was sacrificed by a *censored* turkey hunter who forgot to bring buttwipe! If you see two gloves and a facemask..you know it was really bad...LOL  LEAVE THEM THERE!  Remember to bring the TP...Now if they are Under Armour gloves..it might be worth it???? I guess it depends...LOL.. No funny business Wacenturian!
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Wacenturion on March 28, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
Yelp.....you just ruined my morning cup of coffee  :yike:.  By the way...you shouldn't be playing on the internet....you should be out shoveling the snow off the road into turkey camp.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: STIKNSTRINGBOW on March 28, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
I carry a mesh bag for mushrooms and a couple zip-locks for (?) and an extra small pack that folds wallet-size for any cool finds...... Nothing like a little Sport-Wash to make them good as new!!!
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: NWTFhunter on March 28, 2009, 12:41:59 PM
Yelp you kill me.
I have found many items while hunting, but never the old "*censored*y glove"
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: turkeydancer on March 28, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
I thought TP was the third thing to pack after your (1) weapon and (2) license/tag.  Course last year my brother forgot # 1 and only discovered his missing weapon after the 4-1/2 trip to elk camp.   :P
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: MuleySniper on March 28, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock :rolleyes:
MS
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Gutpile on March 28, 2009, 01:17:36 PM
a pair of boxer shorts  :rolleyes:
MS

Been there, done that.  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: MuleySniper on March 28, 2009, 01:19:29 PM
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do :chuckle: :chuckle:
MS
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Wacenturion on March 28, 2009, 01:29:04 PM
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do :chuckle: :chuckle:
MS

Hey Yelp.............In the above statement remove all words except those starting with "d".....and you will solve the riddle......... :liar:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: turkeydancer on March 28, 2009, 01:44:58 PM
Too funny Wac ... :chuckle:   I hope I can stop laughing before I have to emcee my banquet tonight.
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
DO DO???  Oh DOO DOO!!!  LOL clever...Oh yeah all you guys using gloves for buttwipe..don't use fingerless gloves...Or you'll have a mess to clean up.   :bdid:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
Oh hey Wacenturian...you dropped a glove...LOL  NOOO!   :chuckle:   Two words...Hand Sanitizer!
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Wacenturion on March 28, 2009, 02:03:07 PM
DO DO???  Oh DOO DOO!!!  LOL clever...Oh yeah all you guys using gloves for buttwipe..don't use fingerless gloves...Or you'll have a mess to clean up.   :bdid:


DING............DING..............We have a wiener! :cue:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 02:27:23 PM
 :crap:  Hey you dropped a glove!    :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Turkeyman on March 28, 2009, 03:59:53 PM
 :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 04:15:08 PM
Yelp you kill me.
I have found many items while hunting, but never the old "*censored*y glove"

I can arrange that!  LOL...LMAO... :chuckle: :chuckle:   Can I borrow someones glove?
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: woodswalker on March 28, 2009, 04:31:59 PM
once found a neat thermal softside cooler....until i picked it UP...OMG   :yike:

that was DISGUSTING...and NO WAY i was going to take it with.
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 28, 2009, 04:41:39 PM
Was it red and white?  I wondered where that went....LOL   :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: PWN Kurt on March 29, 2009, 12:11:43 AM
I've been thinking about wearing some depends out there...keep me on the stand longer, and preventing any unecessary movements.

Scentlock is introducing their carbon-diapers just in time for deer season.

Kurt
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: hornhunter on March 29, 2009, 07:44:57 AM
I saw a tackle box on the side of the road with some pop gear hanging out.  :P  I had my passenger lean out and pick it up.  He broght it in the car and off we went.  He opened it and guess what..........some funny guy got us and got us good.  There was human  :crap: all over the inside.  It was august. 

I also have left the woods with only one sock a couple of times :dunno:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: cabin308 on March 29, 2009, 05:11:58 PM
We had a guy in elk camp who would return to camp and joke about losing another sock.  Towards the end of the week he must of been running low on socks since he would return with torn up shirts :yike:.  He didn't carry a pack so of course no TP.  Once he lost his knife and had to retrace his path back to his pile of socks and lo and behold, there was his knife!  He didn't even notice when it fell off his belt loop :P.  Not the brightest bulb on the tree but he was always worth a bunch of laughs :chuckle: :chuckle:.
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 29, 2009, 06:48:31 PM
Interesting....So if he packed for a week...thats 7 shirts an 14 socks (7 pair) He uses 7 socks that is enough to give you and extra 3 days of hunting..If you pack 16 socks (8 pair) You will get 4 days extra.  Don't eat camp chili or you will lose ground.  Remember to always use the whole sock, both sides and if you need turn it inside out...LOL...your hands will wash!   :bdid:     :yike:  Oh yeah Socks are cheaper than t-shirts...I personally have made half shirts in the woods when needed. 

Hey look you dropped a sock and a glove!    :crap: :crap:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: BLKBEARKLR on March 29, 2009, 07:06:00 PM
I must really be getting soft, I pack the baby wipes and the TP!!!!!

Joe
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Wacenturion on March 29, 2009, 08:37:46 PM
This thread is starting to  "stink'. :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: ICEMAN on March 29, 2009, 08:39:30 PM
This thread is starting to  "stink'. :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap:

 :yeah:   :chuckle:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: NWTFhunter on March 29, 2009, 09:48:39 PM
Really learning a lot about you fellers and your socks........LOL.

I take T.P. but rarely use it.
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: Pathfinder101 on March 29, 2009, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: hornhunter link=topic=23802.msg275090#msg275090 date=1238337897

I also have left the woods with only one sock a couple of times :dunno:
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 :yeah:

..who hasn't...
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: wastickslinger on March 29, 2009, 10:26:18 PM
Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock :rolleyes:
MS

I swear MuleySniper if you pull another sick prank on me again you will be wolf food. I cant beleive I almost stepped in you crap when you baited me to it with socks and shirt sleeves. There was enough torn up cloths laying around after you crapped that I thought someone had been murdered and thier cloths strone about. I am bringing you some buttwipe this year.

And no more grizzlies!!!! I still owe you.
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: yelp on March 30, 2009, 07:02:16 AM
Sounds like Muleysniper was running around the woods naked but his butt was clean? Just don't howl like a wolf..you might get shot.. If you run out of clothes use those three tipped leaves for ass wipe next time right wastickslinger?   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Turkey hunting Buttwipe
Post by: MuleySniper on March 30, 2009, 12:21:32 PM
Same rule applies with a torn shirt sleeve, a pair of boxer shorts or a sock :rolleyes:
MS

I swear MuleySniper if you pull another sick prank on me again you will be wolf food. I cant beleive I almost stepped in you crap when you baited me to it with socks and shirt sleeves. There was enough torn up cloths laying around after you crapped that I thought someone had been murdered and thier cloths strone about. I am bringing you some buttwipe this year.

And no more grizzlies!!!! I still owe you.


I told you it wasn't wolf, but you insisted on investigating :chuckle: I actually thought it would have passed for grizz myself :dunno:
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