Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 01:56:55 PM
hmmm, I'm not convinced.
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 01:58:09 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008CSDKSQ?pldnSite=1
Is that a squeegee? Or rocky road ice cream scoop..
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 02:06:26 PM
Post by: Woodchuck on July 17, 2019, 02:07:49 PM
Post by: CoryTDF on July 17, 2019, 02:10:25 PM
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 02:11:06 PM
2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.
yup what I use, this is for comedy. I was actually looking at amazon for smaller packs of wipes that don't rip easy, then got distracted :chuckle:
I had some coleman wipes from walmart...don't use those trust me
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 02:18:12 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=camping+wipes&qid=1563398101&s=gateway&sr=8-13
Post by: Bullkllr on July 17, 2019, 03:22:30 PM
a tutorial!
A single square of TP... "just to polish the rear view mirror" :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: Pegasus on July 17, 2019, 03:52:02 PM
Post by: Bushcraft on July 17, 2019, 04:20:03 PM
Sheesh....No wonder that flower sniffer in that first video gets a monkey butt! All he's done is smear some mud around his butt crack, which in turn migrates around the neighborhood and onto/into his clothing.
Screw that...this is how it's done:
- Find a suitable location with a magnificent vista. The view is critically important.
- Scratch a hole or turn over a big rock or decomposing log.
- Hydrate some baby wipes that you dehydrated before the trip. (No sense packing around useless water weight. Just grab an appropriate sized stack from the bag and set it out. It'll be dry in a couple days.)
- Do your thing.
- Make enough passes with some TP to get 'er as close to 99% as possible.
- Use the re-hydrated baby wipes to get the frank and beans, taint and the backside all cleaned up. Maybe touch up the pits while your at it....with new wipes of course.
- Kick the dirt or rock back over and go wash your d@mn hands or nuke 'em with hand sanitizer.
Other than the cat hole and Third World stance of choice, it's not any different than going at home.
Maybe I should do a video? :dunno: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: Stein on July 17, 2019, 05:32:13 PM
2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.
:yeah:
Two more words, pack extra.
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 05:37:58 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Portawipes-Compressed-Toilet-Tablet-Tissues/dp/B07HL4YDNH/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=porta+wipes&qid=1563410176&s=gateway&sr=8-6
Just wanted to have some to have around keep in different vehicles.
I got caught out on a bike ride, came back with half a tee shirt, I know better :chuckle:
Post by: Special T on July 17, 2019, 07:13:55 PM
2 words for ya. Baby wipes. Thank me later.Right? Nothing finer and the perfect way to prevent monkeys but, swamp ass and all kinds of other irritation!
I buy Costco babybwipes and they have small travel packs included in the box.
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Post by: Fl0und3rz on July 17, 2019, 08:06:51 PM
I got caught out on a bike ride, came back with half a tee shirt, I know better :chuckle:
Went for a run and came back with no shirt once.
Post by: Stein on July 17, 2019, 08:26:57 PM
Post by: elksnout on July 17, 2019, 10:23:30 PM
I now know why some of the REI crowd reek to high heaven when passing them on the trail.
Sheesh....No wonder that flower sniffer in that first video gets a monkey butt! All he's done is smear some mud around his butt crack, which in turn migrates around the neighborhood and onto/into his clothing.
Screw that...this is how it's done:
- Find a suitable location with a magnificent vista. The view is critically important.
- Scratch a hole or turn over a big rock or decomposing log.
- Hydrate some baby wipes that you dehydrated before the trip. (No sense packing around useless water weight. Just grab an appropriate sized stack from the bag and set it out. It'll be dry in a couple days.)
- Do your thing.
- Make enough passes with some TP to get 'er as close to 99% as possible.
- Use the re-hydrated baby wipes to get the frank and beans, taint and the backside all cleaned up. Maybe touch up the pits while your at it....with new wipes of course.
- Kick the dirt or rock back over and go wash your d@mn hands or nuke 'em with hand sanitizer.
Other than the cat hole and Third World stance of choice, it's not any different than going at home.
Maybe I should do a video? :dunno: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Funny as hell :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: Although I prefer a log (buckskin of course) about the same height as my crapper at home over a hole in the ground. And yes I cover up my work. :) :)
Elksnout
Post by: huntnnw on July 17, 2019, 10:34:48 PM
Post by: KFhunter on July 17, 2019, 10:39:19 PM
Just be careful when covering it up.A buddy of mine was fishing and went to do his business by a log reaches over to grab some pine needles to cover it up and some else had the same idea :chuckle: as he grabbed a "covered up turd"
If it looks too good a place to poo.....it probably is!
:puke:
Post by: 2MANY on July 24, 2019, 09:13:00 AM
This is kinda what I was looking for, weigh nothing, add a dab of water and they grow into a wetwipe.
https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=camping+wipes&qid=1563398101&s=gateway&sr=8-13
Bought some of these for kicks.
They are an interesting product from Korea.
Bombs Away!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: birddogdad on July 24, 2019, 09:15:45 AM
Post by: KFhunter on July 25, 2019, 10:19:06 PM
but first I think I'll see whats up with them on my own throne, where if they aren't up to snuff no big deal
Post by: ghosthunter on July 26, 2019, 07:37:40 AM
How many watched the first video all the way through.
I just couldn’t do it.
Post by: xX Let ER Rip Xx on July 28, 2019, 10:07:18 AM