Post by: backwoods_boy on April 14, 2009, 08:05:23 AM
:chuckle: :hello:
Post by: robodad on April 14, 2009, 08:08:28 AM
Post by: oneezreiter on April 14, 2009, 08:13:17 AM
Post by: Alan K on April 14, 2009, 02:31:22 PM
Post by: RustneckNW on April 14, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
Post by: bowhunterforever on April 14, 2009, 02:45:14 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on April 14, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
Post by: backwoods_boy on April 14, 2009, 06:49:49 PM
Post by: elkkiller on April 14, 2009, 07:07:28 PM
Post by: wazzuhunter on April 14, 2009, 10:51:10 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on April 15, 2009, 06:50:45 AM
I believe that is the Bengal elk, found only in India and Bangladesh. :chuckle:
Was that one of those Sabertooth Elk? ;)
Totaly real. You need to be careful those telk are freakin mean. saw one kill an eleroo once.
All three of you are correct. Bengal Elk (otherwise known as Telk) are a carniverous, sabertoothed form of our American Elk species. WDFW felt that we were lacking in predators in this state, so they have imported a pack from India and they are trying to intruduce them into the Clockum. Their diet consists almost entirely of mature bull elk, mule deer bucks and bighorn rams. Initially, they will compete with the bear, cougar and wolves for meat, but when the food supply runs low they will learn to cooperate and hunt together with the other large predators, making them even more effective. They can climb trees, run 65 mph, know karate, and their saliva is poisonous to mammals.
Killing one is nearly impossible, but to do so results in Federal Prosecution and immediate incarceration at the newly closed facilities in Guantanimo Bay, Cuba, where you will be forced to read the Qaran and pray to a graven image of the Secretary of the Interior 5 times daily.
For anyone interested, the Save the Telk Foundation is having a Yogurt, Nuts and Twigs Fundraiser Breakfast at their newly acquired facility (formerly the National Guard Armory) in Okanogan. Cost is $300 per plate. Procedes will go to buy new "elk snares" for the Telk Feeding Station at Reecer Creek.
Post by: lamar_hunter on April 15, 2009, 09:45:39 AM
Post by: rosscrazyelk on April 15, 2009, 07:08:32 PM
Post by: div4gold` on April 15, 2009, 07:17:37 PM
I think Backwoods has to much time on his hands
Pretty good job though, don't you think ? :)
Post by: robb92 on April 15, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
Post by: Jackjr on April 15, 2009, 09:26:16 PM