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Title: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on October 26, 2020, 10:38:45 AM
Deer, elk, bison/buffalo, sheep.....

Who keeps 'em, fries em up etc.

Please let's keep this on topic and helpful.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Rainier10 on October 26, 2020, 10:41:20 AM
I don't and haven't ever even thought about it.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Geoduck Duck Goose on October 26, 2020, 10:45:45 AM
Honestly, I eat em. But probably very different from everyone else. Whenever I butcher a goat, I like to slice them thin and "cook" them in vinegar, onion, and garlic almost ceviche style. They're also good in soup. I rarely fry them but a sometimes it's a nice treat.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Stein on October 26, 2020, 10:47:00 AM
I kept them but haven't eaten any yet.  Someday I will, maybe this year.

I did have a bad experience in China once, but they were very much fresh and raw and I wouldn't suggest that method.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on October 26, 2020, 10:49:34 AM
Roger. Really, I'm up for trying to utilize more parts of game at least once. Don't like liver, i do like heart,  and want to give the oysters a chance.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: vandeman17 on October 26, 2020, 10:51:55 AM
I am not against trying them but not sure I would actively take them. I am all for trying to retrieve and utilize as much as I can but not sure oysters are on my radar.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Stein on October 26, 2020, 10:55:11 AM
Roger. Really, I'm up for trying to utilize more parts of game at least once. Don't like liver, i do like heart,  and want to give the oysters a chance.

Have you ever made liver pate?  It's awesome, at least from my perspective.  I eat it with pork rinds, but try not to pound too much down as it's incredibly high in calories and fat.

I would also like to try kidney, but first I would have to figure out what it looks like, where it is and what to do with it.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: SpurInSpokane on October 26, 2020, 10:59:25 AM
Never had 'em, but it's on my radar to try. Think I'd try frying slices first, that makes lots of things good.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on October 26, 2020, 10:59:29 AM
Nope! Nope on liver pate. I'd try kidney.

@merkaba93 
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Platensek-po on October 26, 2020, 11:26:26 AM
We did Olympic mountain oysters last year on a young spike buck. They were fine. It’s not really a delicacy but it was edible and not disgusting. Some hot sauce goes a loooong way. I’m not a fan of liver my in-law loves it and I detest kidneys with a passion. I do however eat heart, my 4yr old daughter thinks heart is a treat, and I’ve had lungs before that I didn’t think were bad either. A lot depends on prep on these parts. More so than just regular roasts or other cuts.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: 762Armo on October 26, 2020, 11:47:06 AM
Had them from lamb. Cut, clean, salt & pepper over charcoals. It's good, but it's different. Give it a try.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: callturner on October 26, 2020, 12:25:32 PM
All part of the guts, coyote's and bird's gotta eat too! :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: pianoman9701 on October 26, 2020, 12:32:06 PM
I'll eat balls - Sheep, cows, elk, deer, turkey. My last buck, we ate the balls with the heart and liver first night. Good stuff.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: NRA4LIFE on October 26, 2020, 12:42:13 PM
My dad and his gang eat them.  Not for me though.  I save the hearts and eat them in a variety of ways.  Used to eat liver until one fateful day in Northern WI......  Had neighbors who leased and hunted the farm next to my property in MO who would scavenge our gut piles for them.  I thought that was a little odd.  My dad has told me about the Hmongs (sp?) that would follow drag paths in the snow back to gut piles and raid them.  To each his own.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: WSU on October 26, 2020, 12:44:05 PM
I've never kept them and tried them.  I did try kidney from a cow elk.  Nasty, and that's coming from a guy that likes liver.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: WapitiTalk1 on October 26, 2020, 12:51:42 PM
All part of the guts, coyote's and bird's gotta eat too! :chuckle:

Ya that  :tup:  I don't eat anything from inside of critters, never have really. I know a lot of cats that eat liver, heart, tongue.... sure, I can see that but not those other "things" of which you speaketh of... that's just nasty.  :chuckle:   
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Stein on October 26, 2020, 01:03:50 PM
My dad and his gang eat them.  Not for me though.  I save the hearts and eat them in a variety of ways.  Used to eat liver until one fateful day in Northern WI......  Had neighbors who leased and hunted the farm next to my property in MO who would scavenge our gut piles for them.  I thought that was a little odd.  My dad has told me about the Hmongs (sp?) that would follow drag paths in the snow back to gut piles and raid them.  To each his own.

I've thought about that, many guys don't save the heart and if it's from a fresh kill I would gladly take it.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: merkaba93 on October 26, 2020, 04:34:30 PM
Fried "Sage Brush Scallops" over braised greens and Orange/Coriander Sauce
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Stein on October 26, 2020, 04:35:25 PM
Dang, I think we have a winner there. 
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: merkaba93 on October 26, 2020, 04:38:52 PM
@h20hunter

So I think they are pretty awesome when treated right.
First it helps to partially freeze the testicles. Throw in the freezer for about 20-30 min prior to handling.
Remove the outer membrane. Then slice into rounds, if it starts to become hard to handle throw back in the freezer. (it reminds me of fat that wants to liquify because of the heat of your hand).

After its firm and cut into rounds dread in egg wash and panko. Or egg wash and flour/corn meal dredge if you're going for something more southern.

Then fry at 350 for a few min.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Alchase on October 26, 2020, 05:39:15 PM
Here they call them lamb fry's, lol
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: WSU on October 26, 2020, 05:47:13 PM
@h20hunter

So I think they are pretty awesome when treated right.
First it helps to partially freeze the testicles. Throw in the freezer for about 20-30 min prior to handling.
Remove the outer membrane. Then slice into rounds, if it starts to become hard to handle throw back in the freezer. (it reminds me of fat that wants to liquify because of the heat of your hand).

After its firm and cut into rounds dread in egg wash and panko. Or egg wash and flour/corn meal dredge if you're going for something more southern.

Then fry at 350 for a few min.

Any luck with kidneys?
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Bucks2Ducks on October 26, 2020, 06:00:27 PM
Its never even crossed my mind... Have been wanting to try an elk tongue though, anyone keep um?
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: BD1 on October 26, 2020, 06:04:59 PM
I always figured there are some things that don't belong in your mouth...for me testicles are one of those things  :o
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Stein on October 26, 2020, 06:10:54 PM
Tongue is awesome, better than heart in my book.  Elk have a big enough tongue to make it worthwhile, deer not so much.

It has to be prepared and cooked right, probably the most demanding preparation of all meat.  There is really only one right way to do it.


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Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: merkaba93 on October 26, 2020, 06:26:27 PM
@h20hunter

So I think they are pretty awesome when treated right.
First it helps to partially freeze the testicles. Throw in the freezer for about 20-30 min prior to handling.
Remove the outer membrane. Then slice into rounds, if it starts to become hard to handle throw back in the freezer. (it reminds me of fat that wants to liquify because of the heat of your hand).

After its firm and cut into rounds dread in egg wash and panko. Or egg wash and flour/corn meal dredge if you're going for something more southern.

Then fry at 350 for a few min.

Any luck with kidneys?

I've eaten kidney at a few really nice restaurants. I wasn't a fan. I figured I'm humble enough to know I'm not as good of a cook as they are. So it wasn't a matter of technique. Just not a fan.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: pd on October 26, 2020, 06:57:55 PM
@h20hunter

Yes.  Not nearly as good as liver or heart, but not terrible.

Fry in dredge in flour, fry in butter at camp the night of the harvest.  Most guys will gag, but they eat with their brains and not with their tongues.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: NOCK NOCK on October 26, 2020, 07:08:55 PM
Here ya go.  :chuckle: :chuckle:  We eat em in camp.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Blacklab on October 29, 2020, 06:16:54 AM
Never ever have I thought about it. I would try them fried. Heart on the other hand is🤑🤑🤑.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: elkaholic123 on October 29, 2020, 08:20:12 AM
When me and a friend hunted British Columbia for elk our guides saved them and cooked them for us. breaded and fried and they were surprisingly good  :twocents:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: b0bbyg on October 29, 2020, 08:20:29 AM
Tongue is awesome, better than heart in my book.  Elk have a big enough tongue to make it worthwhile, deer not so much.

It has to be prepared and cooked right, probably the most demanding preparation of all meat.  There is really only one right way to do it.


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Saved the tongue this year from a cow elk, need to try and cook it one of these days. If you have a link to how to prepare please share.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: KFhunter on October 29, 2020, 08:32:23 AM
I'm having a bull butchered in January, his balls would be heck of a meal for someone not me. 
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Alchase on October 29, 2020, 10:43:28 PM
I like deep fried Chicken Gizzards, that is about as close to "looking Like Testicles" I will ever put near my mouth.  :yike:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Angry Perch on October 30, 2020, 10:54:39 AM
I'm having a bull butchered in January, his balls would be heck of a meal for someone not me.

Could probably get a few nut steaks out of them!
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: KFhunter on October 30, 2020, 11:37:54 AM
I'm having a bull butchered in January, his balls would be heck of a meal for someone not me.

Could probably get a few nut steaks out of them!

Hmm morels and truffle butter?

Stuffed scrotum on the side


Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Buckmark on October 30, 2020, 11:56:46 AM
Roger. Really, I'm up for trying to utilize more parts of game at least once. Don't like liver, i do like heart,  and want to give the oysters a chance.
So, we're waiting!!!!
How were they, you had 2 fresh ones to try yesterday?
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Angry Perch on October 30, 2020, 04:31:13 PM
h20, put one on a stick and give it the Tootsie Pop test.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Buckhunter24 on October 30, 2020, 05:31:07 PM
h20, put one on a stick and give it the Tootsie Pop test.

Lmfao now I've heard it all
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: elkaholic123 on October 30, 2020, 07:11:50 PM
😂
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on October 30, 2020, 07:13:54 PM
Nice.

Now I feel bad I left em. Any drops a deer close by holler....I'll fry em up!
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Bigshooter on November 05, 2020, 11:51:35 AM
😂

Even better than that they are under a buck.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Dan-o on November 05, 2020, 01:15:22 PM
Ewwwwwwww
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 05, 2020, 01:21:06 PM
You stop it right now sir. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: csaaphill on November 08, 2020, 11:52:33 PM
Chopped, the show on food network had a contest with them a while back. Not sure if I could stomach that or not. I guess they have some kind of a lining or whatever it is I am not able to think of right now that you got to get rid of???
I know I like Chicken gizzards though, so rolled in flour and deep fryed if similar maybe...
There is a bar in town that has or had CHicken GIzzards and as a kid that was a main road staple, as in something to munch on, like Jo-Joe's while driving.

Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: buglebuster on November 09, 2020, 12:09:23 AM
We tried them on a bull elk in Idaho... won’t do that again. At first they were good but after the second slice the texture and after taste got you. Tasted like an extremely rutted up bull elk. I do wonder if perhaps they’d taste better outside rut.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201109/e178b41342e7d4b7b6364c9956e98999.jpg)


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Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: csaaphill on November 09, 2020, 12:11:01 AM
I'll eat balls
:chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: csaaphill on November 09, 2020, 12:17:34 AM
I like deep fried Chicken Gizzards, that is about as close to "looking Like Testicles" I will ever put near my mouth.  :yike:
yeah gizzards I like. LOL.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: csaaphill on November 09, 2020, 12:37:45 AM
Liver, Deer, Elk, Cow's, but that's about it. Kidney no. Heart no but I guess if prepared differently I might try again but the time I did it was bitter.
Pickled Pigs feet no, Tripe oh hell to the no... Brains no.
But yeah I like Deer Live and Elk Liver, one of the first things I eat after a kill.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Geoduck Duck Goose on November 12, 2020, 06:22:27 PM
Chopped, the show on food network had a contest with them a while back. Not sure if I could stomach that or not. I guess they have some kind of a lining or whatever it is I am not able to think of right now that you got to get rid of???
I know I like Chicken gizzards though, so rolled in flour and deep fryed if similar maybe...
There is a bar in town that has or had CHicken GIzzards and as a kid that was a main road staple, as in something to munch on, like Jo-Joe's while driving.

Heck yeah, when I was a kid down in South Alabama, my dad and I used to stop by one of them old-timey gas stations that served chicken gizzards. Used to get a big old box of them and just dip in ketchup while driving around. Those were some good days.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Pathfinder101 on November 24, 2020, 02:34:54 PM
Steve Rinella did antelope nuts on Meateater.  He called them Hot Buttered Buck Nuts.  Looked pretty good so we tried it with Little Pathfinder's buck last year.  Didn't turn out too bad.  Basically sauteed them in butter and added Louisiana Hot Sauce just before they came out of the pan.   
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Blacktail135 on November 24, 2020, 03:54:01 PM
 Shot a boar bear during elk hunt. Cut the nuts out and put them aside. Couldn’t talk the hunting partners into trying to eat them! The whiskey jacks gottem instead. Anyone ever read a clinical explanation on what nuts are? Whew, they lawd I’ve got a strong stomach but after reading that I’m gonna wait and have some prepared by someone that knows what they’re doing.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Angry Perch on November 25, 2020, 08:37:03 AM
Shot a boar bear during elk hunt. Cut the nuts out and put them aside. Couldn’t talk the hunting partners into trying to eat them! The whiskey jacks gottem instead. Anyone ever read a clinical explanation on what nuts are? Whew, they lawd I’ve got a strong stomach but after reading that I’m gonna wait and have some prepared by someone that knows what they’re doing.

I'd suggest preparing Bear Ball Sashimi !
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 25, 2020, 10:42:54 AM
Balls procured! Well, kind of. Hunt Wa member who's a good buddy smacked a lil buck and is working on recovery now. I of course said save the nuts!
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: b0bbyg on November 25, 2020, 11:36:28 AM
Balls procured! Well, kind of. Hunt Wa member who's a good buddy smacked a lil buck and is working on recovery now. I of course said save the nuts!

Could be a new Thanksgiving tradition  :tup:  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Buckmark on November 25, 2020, 12:00:24 PM
I know i said pics or it didn't happen but i have changed my mind, we need a video of you eating them.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 25, 2020, 12:10:49 PM
Negative on the video but I'll post up pics this evening.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 25, 2020, 06:41:45 PM
Balls are prepped. Oil is heating up.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 25, 2020, 07:01:34 PM
Ok....pretty good.  Kind of like a bland spongy chicken nugget. Two balls, 8 lil nugs.....done deal.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Oldguy on November 25, 2020, 07:12:43 PM
My son is scheduling his lab for neutering. Does anyone want some free "neuts"?
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Dan-o on November 25, 2020, 08:13:55 PM
Ok....pretty good.  Kind of like a bland spongy chicken nugget. Two balls, 8 lil nugs.....done deal.


HARD PASS!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Blacktail135 on November 25, 2020, 08:19:46 PM
 :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: NOCK NOCK on November 26, 2020, 06:36:53 AM
Ok....pretty good.  Kind of like a bland spongy chicken nugget. Two balls, 8 lil nugs.....done deal.


HARD PASS!!!!!!!!


Squatch is disappointed in you.  >:( >:( >:(



 :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: h20hunter on November 26, 2020, 07:47:52 AM
Negative.....big man knows in his heart of hearts that if I prepared boot leather and veggies he would try it.
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: ctwiggs1 on November 27, 2020, 11:08:50 PM
Ok....pretty good.  Kind of like a bland spongy chicken nugget. Two balls, 8 lil nugs.....done deal.


HARD PASS!!!!!!!!

Nothing hard on a nutless buck Dan-O
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Caseyd on November 28, 2020, 01:46:09 AM
I don’t know if I could do it  :chuckle:
Title: Re: Testicles, seriously asking
Post by: Gearhead1940 on December 22, 2020, 01:26:37 PM
Have had calf nuts a bunch of times. They are very good.
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