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Title: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Humptulips on January 06, 2021, 11:58:25 PM: Be careful out there guys! :chuckle:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/?fbclid=IwAR0Fl4lq1gtppsWw20O0lgCrYWLii9yd-RCMSpKniUVvIcZItoe3oMFw-ZY
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Jason on January 07, 2021, 02:29:15 AM: Some stories should never be told or kept to yourself. I'm not sure which one this is? :dunno: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: zwickeyman on January 07, 2021, 04:36:50 AM: I dont think I would have told any body if that happened to me
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Post by: Skyvalhunter on January 07, 2021, 05:12:22 AM: I don't think I needed to read that
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: trophyhunt on January 07, 2021, 05:22:40 AM: Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods
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Post by: Norman89 on January 07, 2021, 05:43:36 AM: It's still funny every year :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: Fl0und3rz on January 07, 2021, 05:47:18 AM: Satire site. IIRC, there was a real beaver attack story out of Russia where the dude died.

Belarus.

https://www.latimes.com/science/la-xpm-2013-apr-12-la-sci-beaver-kills-man-20130412-story.html
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Bullkllr on January 07, 2021, 06:22:53 AM: Can't leave out the Foxworthy story:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: huntnfmly on January 07, 2021, 06:23:53 AM: Usually you have to pay extra for that 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Fl0und3rz on January 07, 2021, 06:33:06 AM: $20, same as in town.
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Timberstalker on January 07, 2021, 07:29:09 AM: From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

:chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: ghosthunter on January 07, 2021, 09:40:41 AM: Quote from: Timberstalker on January 07, 2021, 07:29:09 AM
From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.

:chuckle:

:yike:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Bullkllr on January 07, 2021, 09:47:45 AM: Now I'm afraid to read some of the other stories linked. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: h20hunter on January 07, 2021, 09:50:55 AM: Thank God it's all fictional. Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Bullkllr on January 07, 2021, 12:55:15 PM: Quote from: h20hunter on January 07, 2021, 09:50:55 AM
Thank God it's all fictional. Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

I dunno. It might go down a bit differently, but take my word for it, 200 pound beavers are for sure bad news ;)
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: rasbo on January 07, 2021, 01:05:06 PM: All of a sudden large beaver traps are being bought up. :IBCOOL:
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Post by: Caseyd on January 07, 2021, 01:34:08 PM: Maybe cross post to the Bigfoot thread :chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: DishBogget on January 07, 2021, 02:23:06 PM: Quote from: trophyhunt on January 07, 2021, 05:22:40 AM
Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods
A mod posted it lmao

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Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Sutherland on January 07, 2021, 05:38:26 PM: Lol :chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Humptulips on January 07, 2021, 05:47:20 PM: Quote from: trophyhunt on January 07, 2021, 05:22:40 AM
Seriously, wth did I just read?? PLEASE DELETE this thread mods
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: Smokepole on January 07, 2021, 06:31:37 PM: I have had this happen before, but I ended up on top. :chuckle:
Title: Re: Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault
Post by: brew on January 07, 2021, 06:54:28 PM: pretty sure Primus wrote a song about this..."Wynonna's big brown beaver"...sorry not confuser literate enough to link it but go ahead and google it
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Post by: wags on January 07, 2021, 07:14:06 PM: I wonder how much that guy had to drink before heading out to the woods?
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Post by: Goshawk on January 09, 2021, 10:02:56 PM: So, what's the emergency number for AA? This o'l boy needs to change his brand ASAP!
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Post by: one more on January 10, 2021, 03:52:46 PM: The banner on the paper says "World News Daily Report Where facts don't Matter".
But that sure is funny.
Diane