Post by: h20hunter on July 28, 2010, 12:41:23 PM
Post by: BIGINNER on July 28, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
Post by: h20hunter on July 28, 2010, 12:48:07 PM
Post by: Alchase on July 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Post by: wastickslinger on July 28, 2010, 12:53:34 PM
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 12:55:22 PM
I don't know if you will get a bear or not.....but I just might follow you anywhere, I love bacon :chuckle:
poor guy wont see a single bear but will have a whole lineup of hunters following him around :chuckle: :chuckle:
mmmmm bacon
Post by: DBZona on July 28, 2010, 12:56:30 PM
Post by: h20hunter on July 28, 2010, 01:03:59 PM
Post by: Woodchuck on July 28, 2010, 01:06:04 PM
Post by: wabow on July 28, 2010, 01:09:39 PM
Wabow
Post by: NRA4LIFE on July 28, 2010, 01:38:10 PM
Post by: Big10gauge on July 28, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
Post by: backwoods_boy on July 28, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: BIGINNER on July 28, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Post by: backwoods_boy on July 28, 2010, 02:31:38 PM
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on July 28, 2010, 02:36:59 PM
Post by: h20hunter on July 28, 2010, 02:45:20 PM
I am sorry but I can not say. The combination of my various bacon products, hunting prowess, and downright manlyness could possibly render you permanently weak in the knees and unable to hunt on your own.
Post by: HuntingFanatic on July 28, 2010, 03:27:19 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on July 28, 2010, 03:31:16 PM
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 03:32:26 PM
CHeck with the adult "book" stores. I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:
:yike:
Post by: wildmanoutdoors on July 28, 2010, 03:34:30 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on July 28, 2010, 03:35:11 PM
CHeck with the adult "book" stores. I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:
:yike:
THis is the best I can find...
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Post by: markts on July 28, 2010, 03:39:39 PM
Post by: backwoods_boy on July 28, 2010, 03:46:02 PM
CHeck with the adult "book" stores. I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:
:yike:
THis is the best I can find...
ha ha i wanted to post that one so bad but figured it would get nuked
so ill put my own twist on it
ha ha
Im sure the bears would love it too!
Post by: 1morebuck on July 28, 2010, 04:18:21 PM
Post by: h20hunter on July 28, 2010, 04:22:04 PM
Post by: br8kitoff on July 28, 2010, 04:37:00 PM
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:
tough crowd :o
does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? :dunno: :dunno:
Post by: Pathfinder101 on July 28, 2010, 04:44:28 PM
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:
tough crowd :o
does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? :dunno: :dunno:
Why use silicone? A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost... :dunno:
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 04:55:21 PM
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:
tough crowd :o
does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? :dunno: :dunno:
Why use silicone? A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost... :dunno:
I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right :o :chuckle: :chuckle:
I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks ;)
Post by: Pathfinder101 on July 28, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:
tough crowd :o
does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? :dunno: :dunno:
Why use silicone? A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost... :dunno:
I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right :o :chuckle: :chuckle:
I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks ;)
How the hell is THAT going to help with bear hunting.... :dunno:
Post by: runamuk on July 28, 2010, 05:09:45 PM
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:
tough crowd :o
does bacon go well with silicone I wonder?? :dunno: :dunno:
Why use silicone? A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost... :dunno:
I am all about not right but.... damn thats really not right :o :chuckle: :chuckle:
I will stick to the modern invention called the miracle bra thanks ;)
How the hell is THAT going to help with bear hunting.... :dunno:
well you see......it helps attract bear hunters ;)
Post by: carpsniperg2 on July 28, 2010, 05:38:44 PM
Post by: flinger on July 28, 2010, 06:09:19 PM
Post by: Earshot on July 28, 2010, 11:04:32 PM
Post by: epq21 on July 29, 2010, 08:06:30 AM
Post by: zackmioli on July 29, 2010, 09:16:45 AM
Sandy,funniest thing ive read on this board in a while. :chuckle: :chuckle:
I am sorry but I can not say. The combination of my various bacon products, hunting prowess, and downright manlyness could possibly render you permanently weak in the knees and unable to hunt on your own.
Post by: haus on July 29, 2010, 09:27:26 AM
Post by: runamuk on July 29, 2010, 09:30:01 AM
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on August 03, 2010, 11:47:48 AM
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 12:11:27 PM
Please, I have mentioned that it simply isn't going to work between us. I am glad you did not try and track me down during opening day. As suspected the combination of bacon products resulted in a late start to the day. See, my wife loves the bacon. As I geared up for the day she was simply too attracted to the bacon soap.
As I began my day I parked near my walk in gate and no sooner had a slung my manly (.308, oh, yeah, its a leveraction) rifle upon my shoulder I noticed the neighbor lady checking me out through her window. She was look'n mighty good in her moo moo as you can imagine, but I had a bear to kill. (Chest thumping)
As surmised in earlier posts throughout the day other hunters were seemingly attracted to me. They felt the need to wow me with stories of past animals killed, trophys held high, and women bedded. It must have been my overwhelming scent of bacon. Could it have been my bacon breath? Maybe my naturally scented honey body wash or shampoo? Who knows.
What I do know is that if the average man was drawn to me like a scud missle you would have not had a chance. I pray that you never cross my path with out hunting because when I get on the trail I am like Kevin Costner in "Dances With Wolves" x "Roadhouse" x "Dirty Dancing".
It may be fun......but it may not be to pretty.
Smell me next time,
H20Hunter
aka Doe Killer
akaa Almost Bear Killer
akaaa Wanna Be Elk Destroyer
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 12:13:46 PM
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on August 03, 2010, 12:19:09 PM
H2o-ROGLMAO!!!!
I love the smell of backstrap over the fire, not bacon-kevin or otherwise.....LOL:)
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2010, 12:32:59 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on August 03, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
Sandy,
Please, I have mentioned that it simply isn't going to work between us. I am glad you did not try and track me down during opening day. As suspected the combination of bacon products resulted in a late start to the day. See, my wife loves the bacon. As I geared up for the day she was simply too attracted to the bacon soap.
As I began my day I parked near my walk in gate and no sooner had a slung my manly (.308, oh, yeah, its a leveraction) rifle upon my shoulder I noticed the neighbor lady checking me out through her window. She was look'n mighty good in her moo moo as you can imagine, but I had a bear to kill. (Chest thumping)
As surmised in earlier posts throughout the day other hunters were seemingly attracted to me. They felt the need to wow me with stories of past animals killed, trophys held high, and women bedded. It must have been my overwhelming scent of bacon. Could it have been my bacon breath? Maybe my naturally scented honey body wash or shampoo? Who knows.
What I do know is that if the average man was drawn to me like a scud missle you would have not had a chance. I pray that you never cross my path with out hunting because when I get on the trail I am like Kevin Costner in "Dances With Wolves" x "Roadhouse" x "Dirty Dancing".
It may be fun......but it may not be to pretty.
Smell me next time,
H20Hunter
aka Doe Killer
akaa Almost Bear Killer
akaaa Wanna Be Elk Destroyer
Oh my GOD! Did you send this to Penthouse Forum yet? That is SOOOOOO HOT!!! :drool:
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 12:56:04 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on August 03, 2010, 12:57:27 PM
Post by: rasbo on August 03, 2010, 01:01:07 PM
Post by: haus on August 03, 2010, 01:07:44 PM
OMG I hear a closet door creaking...I will never be able to eat bacon again after this post..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle::o I hear someones backdoor creaking.....
Post by: Pathfinder101 on August 03, 2010, 01:08:11 PM
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 01:13:15 PM
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
:yike: :yike:
he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier :o :o
Post by: rasbo on August 03, 2010, 01:15:33 PM
damn,cant say ham,sausage,bacon,cream of wheat is out,quaker oats?,nope, trix nope,honey nut cheerios nope.thats it Im sleeping till noon and just eating lunch :chuckle:..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
Post by: rasbo on August 03, 2010, 01:17:11 PM
what....you didnt like the grope I mean group shower..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
:yike: :yike:
he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier :o :o
Post by: steen on August 03, 2010, 01:20:33 PM
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 01:21:21 PM
damn,cant say ham,sausage,bacon,cream of wheat is out,quaker oats?,nope, trix nope,honey nut cheerios nope.thats it Im sleeping till noon and just eating lunch :chuckle:..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
damn breakfast seems to be ruined huh :rolleyes: how about brunch :dunno: except the whole name brunch sounds sort of ...well....and honestly sausage is better than bacon ;)
what....you didnt like the grope I mean group shower..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
Uh...Rasbo...? Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
:yike: :yike:
he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier :o :o
ummm not sure just how I feel seeing that....it leaves me sort of confused :o
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Post by: haus on August 03, 2010, 02:08:39 PM
SAUSAGE BETTER THAN BACON!!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!! NO, I DO NOT HAVE A "TONE" RIGHT NOW, I AM JUST MAKING A POINT THAT YOU ARE INSANE!!probably symptoms from the pole smoking......
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 02:11:22 PM
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 02:15:38 PM
I am sorry but I don't think you understand. More flavors? Are you kidding? Thin cut, thick cut, deli, smoked, the list goes on and on. Please, you simply sound foolish saying sausage is better.
Post by: carpsniperg2 on August 03, 2010, 02:19:39 PM
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 02:22:28 PM
Will somebody please end this and put up a bacon vs sausage poll? I don't know how.
Also, ever order a sausage wrapped filet! DIDN'T THINK SO!
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2010, 02:24:03 PM
BACON EXPLOSION :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
The Bacon Explosion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc_37m9spG4#ws)
Post by: haus on August 03, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Post by: BLKBEARKLR on August 03, 2010, 02:28:32 PM
Post by: carpsniperg2 on August 03, 2010, 02:35:30 PM
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 02:37:51 PM
Runamuk,
I am sorry but I don't think you understand. More flavors? Are you kidding? Thin cut, thick cut, deli, smoked, the list goes on and on. Please, you simply sound foolish saying sausage is better.
well you have little smokies, breakfast sausages, patties, ground and well sausage shaped..... there are brats and a whole bunch of others and they are spicy to mild made from pork to bear to turkey...... and I really prefer wrapping my lips around a brat than a piece of bacon ;) (that was probably too much huh a little over the top maybe :rolleyes:)
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2010, 02:38:49 PM
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 02:38:54 PM
Post by: haus on August 03, 2010, 02:41:28 PM
Post by: machine on August 03, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
Post by: runamuk on August 03, 2010, 02:57:50 PM
When's the last time you saw chocolate covered sausage
you did not just ask that question :o :o :yike:
this thread is yar enough I think I better go hide now .....not wanting to get this thing nuked :rolleyes:
Post by: machine on August 03, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
Post by: rasbo on August 03, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2010, 03:55:48 PM
Kain I see that happening at the next bbq...Love the background music from silence of the lambs..Bet the lambs were cheering
"It puts the BBQ sauce on the bacon."
Post by: rasbo on August 03, 2010, 03:59:18 PM
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:Kain I see that happening at the next bbq...Love the background music from silence of the lambs..Bet the lambs were cheering
"It puts the BBQ sauce on the bacon."
Post by: h20hunter on August 03, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Post by: Pathfinder101 on August 03, 2010, 04:53:37 PM
uh...
...bet you guys can guess how I am standing in front of my mirror right now....
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2010, 04:54:26 PM
Post by: h20hunter on August 04, 2010, 07:03:29 AM
Saw that picture when I was looking for a good one to post. Almost did, then didn't. Thank God.
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on August 05, 2010, 11:02:56 AM
ROGLMAO:)
Post by: carpsniperg2 on August 05, 2010, 11:13:53 AM
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: runamuk on August 05, 2010, 11:34:41 AM
and I went hunting yesterday saw nothing :( gonna try a different route and go out this afternoon/evening and see if I see anything since the morning and early afternoon was such a bust.....actually it wasn't entirely I had a great time just saw no bears....
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on August 05, 2010, 12:55:22 PM
Post by: Kain on August 05, 2010, 01:06:32 PM
When I got out of the truck, I wasn't even ready, no release on, no quiver attached to bow, bow still in case, and here comes something black 20 yds away thru the trees, couldn't make it out, then it emerged- a black calf -moo'd at me, must have been looking for his mama,lol..
We call those "slow elk". :chuckle: :chuckle:
Post by: sandythebowtotenmama on August 05, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
Post by: runamuk on August 05, 2010, 01:51:38 PM
Ya, that's what we call them too, except during hunting season:) Sorry sir I had a cow tag and this is a cow,lol.....
now that is funny :chuckle: :chuckle: