Post by: Stilly bay on October 20, 2011, 12:57:48 PM
I have always believed baby wipes are far superior, but maybe there is something better out there? perhaps the washington state game regs would work better, or all that extra license paper you get if you don't purchase ALL your licenses at the same time.
lets face it, taking care of business in the woods is an art form ( or so I heard someone say that one time ) so let the artists speak up.
Post by: Holg3107 on October 20, 2011, 01:00:53 PM
Post by: sirmissalot on October 20, 2011, 01:30:36 PM
Post by: jackelope on October 20, 2011, 01:34:05 PM
Never again.
:chuckle:
Post by: O_mykiss on October 20, 2011, 01:42:04 PM
While the subject has come up, please move your business out of the middle of landings and into the bushes. Heck, maybe even bury it a little. :twocents: Nothing better than driving out on a landing and stepping directly in a pile of S***.
Post by: Chesapeake on October 20, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
Post by: Caseyd on October 20, 2011, 01:44:26 PM
However its usually TP.
There always seems to be a roll in the truck, tractor, quad, you name it theres probably a roll near by.
We call them fertilizer markers since they resemeble the airial spraying markers :chuckle:
Post by: Glockster on October 20, 2011, 01:44:40 PM
I sure hope no one decides to post a pictorial "how to crap in the woods" LOLX30947328
Post by: kglacken on October 20, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
Post by: Curly on October 20, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
TP for me but when I was 10 I was hiking with my dad on his elk hunt about 3 miles from truck and well..... our mountain money supply was down to none and lets just say, the sleeve from dad's carhardt shirt was nothing like Charmin ultra :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
:chuckle: :chuckle:
A guy has to improvise sometimes.
Jackelope, that is a first for me hearing about somone using a game bag for TP. :)
I've used socks before..........but now I always remember TP and/or preparation H wipes.
Post by: Vees on October 20, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
I was pleasantly surprised what nature provided for a TP subsistute (leaves and the green moss that hangs from trees). Not bad, haha.
Post by: Klyne3 on October 20, 2011, 02:32:00 PM
:yike: someone actually voted for foliage. Hope they know thier plants lol
Post by: 338_Thumper on October 20, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
Post by: Holg3107 on October 20, 2011, 02:45:41 PM
Post by: TopOfTheFoodChain on October 20, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
Post by: DWP on October 20, 2011, 03:00:41 PM
Next best thing to taking a shower...
Post by: CavemantheHunter on October 20, 2011, 03:04:37 PM
Post by: Rooster1981 on October 20, 2011, 03:08:48 PM
I have been found guilty more than once of coming home with only one sock. I try to keep tp with me at all times. But desperate times call for desperate measures! :bash:
Post by: Stilly bay on October 20, 2011, 03:30:00 PM
I always grab an extra package of baby wipes when I buy them for my son. Keep an extra in my truck, too.
Next best thing to taking a shower...
I really thought wipes would be stronger on the poll. they are also good for cleaning up blood and if you can find the old school alcohol based wipes they make a hell of a fire starter. not to mention they are still functional if the get wet, unlike TP.
it always seems like you have about two feet less of TP than you really need... thats when game bags, game regs, and pant legs come in handy. and some times in extreme moments of outdoor-lavatory emergency-triage : your boxers.
Post by: HUNTINCOUPLE on October 20, 2011, 03:36:18 PM
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Post by: cle elum bowhunter on October 20, 2011, 04:00:11 PM
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Post by: throttlejocky20 on October 20, 2011, 04:23:07 PM
Post by: jackelope on October 20, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
TP for me but when I was 10 I was hiking with my dad on his elk hunt about 3 miles from truck and well..... our mountain money supply was down to none and lets just say, the sleeve from dad's carhardt shirt was nothing like Charmin ultra :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
:chuckle: :chuckle:
A guy has to improvise sometimes.
Jackelope, that is a first for me hearing about somone using a game bag for TP. :)
I've used socks before..........but now I always remember TP and/or preparation H wipes.
As was mentioned earlier, desperates times call for desperate measures. I usually have TP but for some reason was without it. Call it organization if you want.
Post by: Bigshooter on October 20, 2011, 05:04:37 PM
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Post by: methowman on October 21, 2011, 08:22:42 AM
Post by: FSTaxidermy on October 21, 2011, 08:42:47 AM
I have used my tee shirt in a pinch.... cut stripes off the bottom, hey I was desperate :chuckle:
my brother used to do the same when we were younger (20 years ago), and then he would wear his tee shirt around in the summer was in fashion :chuckle: don't think he could get away with it now (additional 50lbs.) :yike: :chuckle:
Post by: bassquatch on October 21, 2011, 08:58:42 AM
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Post by: IBspoiled on October 21, 2011, 09:24:57 AM
after a few years in the military i use nothn butt :chuckle: baby wipes, i will use tp if i dont have baby wipes which is never, but i have lost a pair of undershorts a time or two or came home with a half of tshirt or flannel, but baby wipes are my choice, aint nothn worse tryn to hunt with a case of the ichy butt :chuckle: :dunno: :tup: :yike:
I think my wife and I and kids might have come across one of your accidents with your undershorts. We now call that the poopy pants road! :yike:
Post by: twinners on October 21, 2011, 10:09:42 AM
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Post by: brokehunter on October 21, 2011, 11:55:48 AM
On a side note, I know of a few occasions where someone has been pooping in the woods and that's when a buck decides it's ok to make an appearance. It happened to my dad. He leaned his gun against a tree and was taking care of business when a nice 3 point decided to trot out in front of him. He tried to reach his rifle, tripped, nearly fell over into his pile, and by the time he reached his gun, the deer was gone.
Then a buddy of mine told me one of his co-workers was in mid-poop and a nice buck popped its head out of the brush. In a split second decision, he pulled is pants back up and took a shot, while finishing in his drawers! :o He got his buck, but his buddies made him ride in the back of the truck back to camp. :chuckle:
Post by: DeKuma on October 21, 2011, 12:34:20 PM
I was mid grunt when a buck stepped out in front of me, luckily I had my .44 mag on my belt around my knees and was able to pull, shoot, grunt and get him.
Post by: coachcw on October 21, 2011, 12:37:44 PM
Post by: Mandownitis on October 21, 2011, 01:09:54 PM
Although everyone get caught and has to poo in the woods. It should not be something someone else should have to stumble across. I always find time to kick a hole in the ground as to cover up my mess when finished. I can not understand why people don't take the time to do the same. Last week I got out of the truck and took two steps to see someones pile next to a fence line. No doubt this fella had a greasy burger for dinner the night before. Why did I have to see that?
Please bury your mud!
Post by: Curly on October 21, 2011, 01:26:30 PM