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Big Game Hunting => Bear Hunting => Topic started by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 10:50:16 AM

Title: bear in a septic tank
Post by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 10:50:16 AM: I own a septic tank cleaning company here on the westside. one of my customers is having a problem with a bear getting into his septic tank. he just called to tell me that it ripped his tank lids off and tore off his filtered outlet baffle. my question is, if I go out and shoot this bear is it worth eating it? I have no idea if it is safe to eat or what. Personally, I think it's kind of funny. he says that it bit his pool and popped it, if they leave a soccer ball outside it bites it and pops it. he is a young bear that is no longer welcome.
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Post by: coyotewallace on October 30, 2011, 10:54:03 AM: I've heard of a turd eatting dog but not bear :chuckle:
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Post by: dreamunelk on October 30, 2011, 11:30:02 AM: :yike: I bet it would taste like poop!
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Post by: Button Nubbs on October 30, 2011, 11:40:48 AM: Ummmm gross... No... Not a chance in hell...
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 11:41:49 AM: That's a crappy deal. I bet the smell was un"bear"able.
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Post by: dreamunelk on October 30, 2011, 12:08:06 PM: Quote from: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 11:41:49 AM
That's a crappy deal. I bet the smell was un"bear"able.

:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: flinger on October 30, 2011, 12:50:55 PM: Talk around the family BBQ "Wow his wild game is usually real good but THIS bear really tastes SHI##Y" :chuckle: :chuckle:
Don't think i would take the chance
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Post by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 01:00:36 PM: I am wondering how much spice it takes to make the sausage taste good :chuckle:. I feel for my customer as this bear is coming in almost every night and ripping the tank lids off. he is going to try mounding some dirt over the tank but that kind of defeats the purpose of having risers installed. I am thinking about buying a trail cam just to see what the bear is doing, is he fishing around in the tank or what :EAT: :puke:
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Post by: pilebuck on October 30, 2011, 01:02:11 PM: No friggin way they are foul enough with out eating poop :drool:
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Post by: bucksnort on October 30, 2011, 01:03:06 PM: They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing. He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.
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Post by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 01:11:02 PM: Quote from: bucksnort on October 30, 2011, 01:03:06 PM
They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing. He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

do they still relocate garbage bears? I thought they did away with that as they just found out they will be garbage bears wherever they move them to
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Post by: cwuwildcat on October 30, 2011, 01:26:26 PM: Can you imagine the discussion during the meal while you're eating the bear? Your wife- "Honey, what did you use to season this bear with?" You- "Everything we've ever eaten!" :puke:
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Post by: bearpaw on October 30, 2011, 01:35:46 PM: Quote from: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: bucksnort on October 30, 2011, 01:03:06 PM
They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing. He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

do they still relocate garbage bears? I thought they did away with that as they just found out they will be garbage bears wherever they move them to

So who will the lucky hunter be who bags this "pre-seasoned" bear high in the berry fields after it is relocated.... :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: pilebuck on October 30, 2011, 02:12:02 PM: LOL yeh honey he was not into the berries but maybe the dingle berrys lol :drool:
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Post by: rasbo on October 30, 2011, 02:16:03 PM: scary,might make one wonder what they use for sausage casings....trojan summer sausage anyone? :yike: :chuckle:
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Post by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 02:44:00 PM: Quote from: rasbo on October 30, 2011, 02:16:03 PM
scary,might make one wonder what they use for sausage casings....trojan summer sausage anyone? :yike: :chuckle:

Dude................ :yike:
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Post by: ICEMAN on October 30, 2011, 03:45:46 PM: Hmmmm, let's see;

Halibut, Catfish, Crab, Crap eating bear.... Sure, why not!? :dunno:

:EAT: :EAT: :EAT: :EAT:
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Post by: jamesjett on October 30, 2011, 03:52:19 PM: Quote from: pilebuck on October 30, 2011, 02:12:02 PM
LOL yeh honey he was not into the berries but maybe the dingle berrys lol :drool:
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Nasty!
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Post by: runamuk on October 30, 2011, 03:56:13 PM: Quote from: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 02:44:00 PM
Quote from: rasbo on October 30, 2011, 02:16:03 PM
scary,might make one wonder what they use for sausage casings....trojan summer sausage anyone? :yike: :chuckle:

Dude................ :yike:

leave it the Czar to really take this thread places :o :chuckle:

I cant get over the idea of a bear going after a septic tank just makes you wonder :dunno:
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Post by: TheHunt on October 30, 2011, 04:01:23 PM: Shoot it. Tag it. Give it to someone you really do not like. :chuckle:
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 04:03:35 PM: "Hey Boo Boo, you smel like poo poo!"
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Post by: kenzmad on October 30, 2011, 04:53:13 PM: Damn, this thread has really gone down hill, and we all know sh#t rolls downhill. I have been in this business for over 20 years and I had thought I had heard them all. guess not :chuckle:
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Post by: jmx369 on October 30, 2011, 04:56:27 PM: Kill it and have mount made of it crawling out of a toilet.
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 07:02:32 PM: I gues turds were his bread and butter.
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Post by: rasbo on October 30, 2011, 07:11:39 PM: Im sure the bears name is winnie
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Post by: coyotewallace on October 30, 2011, 07:16:02 PM: Quote from: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 04:03:35 PM
"Hey Boo Boo, you smel like poo poo!"
To Funny :chuckle:
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 07:16:29 PM: :chuckle: Rasbo you beat me to it!
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 07:18:05 PM: I heard after feasting on the poop that he did nothing but loaf around.
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Post by: PolarBear on October 30, 2011, 07:19:58 PM: He probably thought that he was fishing for brown trout in sh!t creek off of the Hershey highway.
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Post by: 724wd on October 31, 2011, 10:15:00 AM: Quote from: bucksnort on October 30, 2011, 01:03:06 PM
They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing. He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

i hope they don't relocate him to MY honey (bucket) hole!
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Post by: kenzmad on October 31, 2011, 12:00:58 PM: I just spoke to Mill Creek. They told me that they don't do relocates very often. They can trap them and do a "hard release" on site. this is to educate the bears as to what is and isn't acceptable behavior. she also recommended an electric fence, but this is right in the middle of his yard. I don't know what he's going to do
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Post by: Helix on October 31, 2011, 02:59:03 PM: Borrow a small electic fence and put it right over the lids. crank up the voltage. Listen for the roar. Get motion lights...
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Post by: Ripper on October 31, 2011, 10:25:20 PM: I'd season this bear with a stool softener and cover it with malox gravy. :yike:
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Post by: KenPCPilot on November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 AM: If I take a dump in the woods am I going to get fined for baiting bear?
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Post by: kenzmad on November 01, 2011, 07:10:55 AM: Quote from: KenPCPilot on November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
If I take a dump in the woods am I going to get fined for baiting bear?

:chuckle:
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Post by: Dave B on November 17, 2011, 09:29:03 AM: What septic company do you own. Just a little free advertising for you huh
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Post by: Ellensburg on November 17, 2011, 09:58:44 AM: As long as the humans were vegans, the *censored* eating bear should taste great.
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Post by: Dhoey07 on November 17, 2011, 10:15:58 AM: Quote from: KenPCPilot on November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
If I take a dump in the woods am I going to get fined for baiting bear?

Are you going to take a dump and then hunt over it? :chuckle:
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Post by: Helix on November 17, 2011, 08:30:50 PM: :EAT:
Quote from: Ellensburg on November 17, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
As long as the humans were vegans, the *censored* eating bear should taste great.
Guessing you never had to sit next to a gasy vegan at work. their s#!+ stinks too.
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Post by: deerhunter_98520 on November 18, 2011, 07:56:31 PM: i just thought of a great invention....toilet seat tree stands...replenish your bait as you sit in your stand :chuckle:
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Post by: Helix on November 21, 2011, 12:11:19 PM: Nasty
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Post by: dreamunelk on November 21, 2011, 07:30:31 PM: Quote from: KenPCPilot on November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
If I take a dump in the woods am I going to get fined for baiting bear?

:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

My guess is only if you hang around a hunt over it.
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Post by: huntnnw on November 22, 2011, 05:15:41 AM: dingle-"bear"ry
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Post by: coachcw on November 22, 2011, 05:19:21 PM: feed it to the protesters ! then they will no what crappy really is !
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Post by: Shed Stud on November 22, 2011, 05:25:17 PM: Man, I needed a good laugh :chuckle:
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Post by: Gobble Doc on December 02, 2011, 08:43:53 PM: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: Someone earlier mention the Gamies doing a "hard release" :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Post by: kenzmad on December 02, 2011, 10:00:40 PM: Quote from: Dave B on November 17, 2011, 09:29:03 AM
What septic company do you own. Just a little free advertising for you huh

dude, go pack sand! where do you see me trying to get free advertising? If, after 4 pages on this thread you can't figure out my company name, ya cant call it advertising. Take your 8 posts and shove em. :mor:

kenzmad
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Post by: the1rod on December 02, 2011, 10:16:08 PM: i dont think he was accusing you of trying to get free advertising, i took it as he was suggesting that you do :twocents:
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Post by: kenzmad on December 02, 2011, 11:21:25 PM: Quote from: the1rod on December 02, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
i dont think he was accusing you of trying to get free advertising, i took it as he was suggesting that you do :twocents:

if he hadn't put the "huh" at the end, i would agree with you

kenzmad
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Post by: Caseyd on December 03, 2011, 12:02:38 AM: I'll know who to contact for septic questions now, in the process of buying a house and it's on septic :tup:

Id pass on the turd eating bear :chuckle:
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Post by: Dave B on December 05, 2011, 12:06:13 PM: My bad should have put eh on the end instead of huh. Just tryin to help a guy out :sry: