...The deer isn't really dead yet. What you see in that picture is the deer winking ominously at the cameraman a split second before killing him AND finishing off the dude in the photo (that he had already worked over)... That buck has a cleverly hidden tattoo identifying him as a former member of an elite squad of the Arctic Underwater Ninja HALO Sapper-Sniper Spaceshuttle-Doorgunner's Animal Warfare Division... The film from the camera was recovered "Blair Witch Project" style from the woods near the photographer's home...
Damn shame these two stumbled across him...