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Offline cryder

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Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« on: September 03, 2020, 02:45:39 AM »
Ground control to Hunter Tom !! Take your protien pills and put your camo's on,,,ground control to Hunter Tom , commecing lock down  roads are closed ,, check ignigtion and may God's luck be with you  ,, this is ground control to Hunter Tom , you really paid and paid , well just some quotes from the late great David Bowie ,,,, well kind of , just referring to the fact that rimrock is burning just in time for bow season , so all the elk are on a different planet by now , so grab your extra terestrial transport tags and head out to some place you had no intention of going to untill the compleatly expected fires and road closures decided all your plans for you , so here we go again , not only do you need to find that true spiked saint Bernard , you have to place your stick perfectly as he passes you at 35 miles a hour , if you happen to be in his path , don't think for a minute your perfected buggling is going to bring in anything , when the air is full of smoke !! Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare , cuz Mr. Green jeans is making sure your not in a closed area or Judas priest help us , in the area where the elk are , cuz if you are you will be warned of your crimes 🤣 and you will end up sitting on a tin can , and yes the stars will look very different today !! Planet Earth is burning and there's nothing you can do ,, This is ground control to Hunter Tom can you hear me Hunter Tom , can you here me Hunter Tom , your seasons dead can you here me Hunter Tom ? Can you heeeeeeeere 😂😁😀
« Last Edit: September 03, 2020, 03:30:17 AM by cryder »
loction location location ! perzackly !

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2020, 04:03:37 AM »
I’ll have what he’s having!

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2020, 04:52:12 AM »
 :rockin:  :yeah:

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2020, 05:51:42 AM »
Excellent start to the day  :chuckle:  :tup:

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2020, 06:30:58 AM »
I’ll have what he’s having!
:yeah: I agree, what the hell, I'm getting old I'll try it.
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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2020, 06:41:19 AM »
That dang mr. green jeans

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2020, 07:43:11 AM »
Morning Mr Cryder. Thank you  :kneel:
Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with too many facts.

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2020, 07:45:58 AM »
Great post, Cryder. You never disappoint.  :tup:
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2020, 08:34:24 AM »
I always enjoy Cryder's posts.  Thanks for posting.

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2020, 08:38:25 AM »
That about sums it up.
Pain is temporary, achieving the goal is worth it.

I didn't say it would be easy, I said it would be worth it.

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2020, 08:41:56 AM »
Cryder posts never disappoint! Spittin fire this morning!

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2020, 09:18:27 AM »
Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with too many facts.

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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2020, 10:20:53 AM »
Classic!  8)

Maybe we will see ya around Rimrock cryder  :tup:
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2020, 10:22:59 AM »
I still think he should write a book..  "Morning Talz of the Legandary Cryder"..   

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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2020, 11:25:44 AM »
 :chuckle: Hillarious as always cryder! Love it!

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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2020, 11:33:58 AM »
Honestly this is his best post ever.

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« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2020, 01:30:05 PM »
Always look forward to cryder posts, this one did not disappoint!

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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2020, 02:58:00 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2020, 08:52:33 PM »
Well here we go , come Tuesday everybody finds out there area is closed and that trip to the government donation station is a nightmare purchase , so many deturances these days I really wonder where it's all got any value at all anymore , let's see here , costs ,woodsy crooks , creeps n criminals ,road closures , fires , open headers , corderoy camoes ,animal disease , wolves , Christian Rock bands , masterfully bugler's , Jeep clubs ,flash dance wearing dirt bikers , slack jawed yokels , and parking fees , and road closeures with nifty excuses posted on poles that tell you to stay out cuz of fires or washouts or just plain to many elk here go away , kinda makes the trip to the wallet drain ,,,, just that , I hunted elk for 50 years and there's not a dam thing on this list I haven't seen , of all that crap , it's cancer surgery that's keeping me  form all the fires and road closures out there this year ,, next year ? Well I'll count the blue toung cases before I make my governmental donation next year , but for all you 2020 donators,,, should have seen it com'n 🤣😂then there's the newest of exsperiances for me last year , it's the toothless drug addict toten a high powered missle launcher , with the cutomary Hubble mounted on it , driving a 65 Datsun pickup with no doors or mufflers , road hunting , but he's got a edge on us all ,,, he don't pay to hunt , crap I think he stold his gas from my tractor , and he puts around all day non stop , oh well , I'm told nothing can be proven 😃🤣😂😁😀 wanna bet ,,,,, CREEP !!
« Last Edit: September 09, 2020, 09:06:11 PM by cryder »
loction location location ! perzackly !

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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2020, 08:58:59 PM »
 :yeah:  :tup:

Hope you get through everything Cryder! Look forward to hearing more from you!
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Re: Get your extra terstrial elk transport tags right here !!!
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2020, 09:25:31 PM »
Thank you Cryder, for covering many of my grievances. There seems to be continuous lengths of crap paper all over the trails this year too, so at least you won't have to witness that. I'll be hunting elk next week and the old right is going to fly on this sort.

 


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