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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2012, 02:51:47 PM »
I think you should test your master ninja skills and just use a knife.
:tup: :yeah: get your caveman on go oldschool just a knife and bacon loincloth  :chuckle:

Careful with the bacon loin cloth:
  • grease splatters so at least wear underoos when you are making the bacon

  • You might not want the bear that interested in a very soft and tender part of your anatomy
  • Bees love bacon too!
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2012, 02:58:44 PM »
I think you should test your master ninja skills and just use a knife.
:tup: :yeah: get your caveman on go oldschool just a knife and bacon loincloth  :chuckle:

Careful with the bacon loin cloth:
  • grease splatters so at least wear underoos when you are making the bacon

  • You might not want the bear that interested in a very soft and tender part of your anatomy
  • Bees love bacon too!
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

This kind of talk was how YAR happened... be very careful....   :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2012, 03:10:58 PM »
However........I believe the solo bear to be male as well as having his own bad intentions. On the next two note time and sequence of events.

R u sure this is even a bear, seems to me a big hairy leg covered up your cam while it found some bark to cover up your viewing experiment.... :dunno:

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2012, 03:17:01 PM »
I am sorry mfswallace.........I'm not a good judge of hairy legs. I don't have the experience from that vantage point...I'll leave it up to your intrepretation. However....at one point he looked into the camera in a very taunting manner. I was taken aback and am a bit offended by the way he is looking at me. As you can see he is smirking a bit.

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2012, 03:25:09 PM »
Also, this bear is a master at concealment. The profile pic is the closest I have to a full face. Mostly he only showed me his butt. Kind of like a ninja bear message.

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2012, 04:11:48 PM »
I've seen this before--shapeshifting Biggy!!!  walks in front of camera like a bear then morphs into his human like form to mess with your cam.  classic bait and switch

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 06:23:34 PM »
Shapeshifting ninja bear......

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2012, 10:09:28 PM »
I think your shape shifting ninja bear had performance anxiety so he covered the camera while he had his way with your pink flamingo. Did you check the flamingo for signs of violation? Your bear is in no way ready for the big screen!
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2012, 07:21:23 PM »
Few a bit more recent. One silly bear was there 45 min before I walked in. He moved a flamingo about 12 feet away and broke a small tree for good measure.

Silly bears....

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2012, 07:22:00 PM »
More sillyness....

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2012, 07:45:56 PM »
Silly bears.  I hope i see one in the morning.

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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2012, 07:51:12 PM »
I would say he wants you to  :pee: off and take the cam down  :chuckle:
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2012, 08:20:17 PM »
Does the WDFW consider Pink Flamingo's bait?  If you are in King County I expect they would :dunno:
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2012, 10:24:17 PM »
It's not a bear. You guys are hilarious! It is obvious its a squatch in a bear suit. You placed your camera in one of his ceremonial areas.
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Re: Big bears, baby bears, momma bears, and ...............flamingos?
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2012, 01:08:12 PM »
The identities of those presented have been changed to ensure their safety   8)   I mean c'mon what bear would want all his or her friends finding out that they were playing with PINK flamingos  :dunno:
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