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[Helix]

Only got to page 4 laughing, trying not to wake the wife.

had to post.

If you see a guy that drove way up above jack's pass to the end of the road, parked then hiked his ass up the hill to glass. Go ahead and drive your silverado up the trail he walked, have you and your six kids jump out and ask if he's seen anything.  put on some orange on your six kids in mismatched cammo, you are hunting after all.  This lonely guy... He'll tell you all about all the animals he glassed today heck he Is just sitting there cause he wants some company.  Chat him up about his rifle, his boots, his pack, his gear.Get right up in his business like he is on your property. Ask him Where he's from, what he does. How many guns does he have, how accurate is that rifle, get the silent treatment and a mean mug.  Do 6 or 8 Chinese fire drills with the kids and drive away. Die.

[Helix]

If it starts to get dark stop at a gated spur road with a vehicle parked at it and dump-fire 2-3,000 rounds from your AK. Be sure to put your hands on your head and lay prone afterwards to avoid the incoming fire.

[IBspoiled]

Don't forget to drive with your windows down so if someone else nearby shoots you can hear it and try to get to the downed animal before they do and put your tag on it. after all if you put your tag on it first its yours. this also works by watching someone shoot one then beating them to it. be prepared to come up with plenty of lies to back up your claim that you shot it first.

[earchcobber]

#900 never refer to your rig as a truck,it's a mobile ground blind!!!

[SquirrelHunter]

Find someone that looks like they know what they are doing, wait untill they get set up after sneaking into thier spot,then drive circles around thier spot for 2 hours. Repeat as necessary

[snowshoes22]

Has anyone mentioned to police your brass off the road? Makes it harder for the gamie to connect the shell to your gun.

[coachcw]

Remember to only notch tag when gammie is in sight .

[Skillet]

I don't know, man.  That's hard to do when you're jacking shells out of your gun and they're flying all over the cab.  You should have put your son's tag on your first deer already anyway.

[CoryTDF]

I hate when you hunt so hard you get car sick!

[JohnVH]

I hate when you hunt so hard you get car sick!

Bahahaha 

[pianoman9701]

I hate when you hunt so hard you get car sick!

Very good!

[coachcw]

kinda like time my kid ate doritos , icecream and pepperoni stick . Bad combo while road hunting !

[Atroxus]

I hate when you hunt so hard you get car sick!

I have hunted above 10,000 feet in Wyoming and was warned about the altitude sickness. Never really hit me but one of my buddies felt it. That's nothing compared to car sickness. Three or four days before the season opened we were out road hunting and one of the guys got car sick. It was a good hour or so down the road before he could even think about cracking another Busch Light. Bad deal.

When I was 15 I went up mount Adams with a bunch of kids from a group home...about 3/4 of the way up I got altitude sickness. It sucks. I still made the summit though....barely.

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[Atroxus]

I hate when you hunt so hard you get car sick!

I have hunted above 10,000 feet in Wyoming and was warned about the altitude sickness. Never really hit me but one of my buddies felt it. That's nothing compared to car sickness. Three or four days before the season opened we were out road hunting and one of the guys got car sick. It was a good hour or so down the road before he could even think about cracking another Busch Light. Bad deal.

When I was 15 I went up mount Adams with a bunch of kids from a group home...about 3/4 of the way up I got altitude sickness. It sucks. I still made the summit though....barely.

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But I'm sure you would be quick to admit it wasn't nearly as bad as car sickness on a hardcore road hunt. Anybody can get out there and hike around the mountains. Being dedicated to road hunting is much harder for the average guy, many guys have even given for just that reason . Just so many more challenges the road hunter faces and so much more knowledge is required to do it right.

Dunno, I've never been car sick. I take Dramamine before road hunting like the pros.

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[Helix]

If you see another hunter stranded with the hood of his truck up and or a tire off don't even think about stopping. I mean what do you look like triple A?