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[PolarBear]

#114. If you have to take a dump, make sure that it is in the middle of the road or spur so others can see it and tell that that area has already been hunted.
#115. If you do get to shoot at a deer, make sure that you use every last bullet that you brought with you.  They can get heavy and make a lot of unwanted noise while you are dragging the 16 pounds of meat that is left on your trophy spike back to the truck.

[brokehunter]

Be sure to bring atleast 2 cases of Busch light and throw the empties out so you can find your way out. Kinda like mile markers.

What is it about Busch Light and road hunting? We see more of these cans than any anywhere! Last season my buddy and I stopped to fill the truck and get some snacks before heading out to our area, and there was a guy in camo buying some Busch Light in the store. My buddy says to him, "Hey cool, buying some for the road, eh?" And the guy says, "What's that supposed to mean?"  I think I just about burst a blood vessel or 2 to keep from laughing!

[Lunchbox1981]

No it wouldn't. It's a fiat. Never keep it running 

Those are called Smart Cars.  They are very plentyfull over here in Germany.  I got to drive one and it's like driving a Go-cart.  They are similar to Mopeds and fat chicks if you catch my drift.

I will have to see if I can find a photo if not I will have to take one of the buying process of these things.  They are in a giant glass elevator and you just point out the one you want.  It's like a vending machine of cars.  Kind of funny.  My sister-in-law has one out here.

[Lunchbox1981]

Sweet here it is.

[IBspoiled]

If you do happen to shoot something from your truck drag it out to the road with your ten thousand yards of cable before you gut it, so you can block the road while gutting and dont forget to leave all the guts in the road along with some busch beer cans.

[IBspoiled]

Oh ya and don't wave at anybody and always look angry that some one else is on your road. also don't bother to move over a little while driving by just hog the whole road like you don't even see them. this is proper road hunter behavior.

[billythekidrock]

Be sure to bring atleast 2 cases of Busch light and throw the empties out so you can find your way out. Kinda like mile markers.

What is it about Busch Light and road hunting? We see more of these cans than any anywhere! Last season my buddy and I stopped to fill the truck and get some snacks before heading out to our area, and there was a guy in camo buying some Busch Light in the store. My buddy says to him, "Hey cool, buying some for the road, eh?" And the guy says, "What's that supposed to mean?"  I think I just about burst a blood vessel or 2 to keep from laughing!

I was wondering the same thing the other day.

There are really some slob hunters out there with Busch being the beer of choice who think the woods are there trash can. 

[CedarPants]

Be sure to bring atleast 2 cases of Busch light and throw the empties out so you can find your way out. Kinda like mile markers.

What is it about Busch Light and road hunting? We see more of these cans than any anywhere! Last season my buddy and I stopped to fill the truck and get some snacks before heading out to our area, and there was a guy in camo buying some Busch Light in the store. My buddy says to him, "Hey cool, buying some for the road, eh?" And the guy says, "What's that supposed to mean?"  I think I just about burst a blood vessel or 2 to keep from laughing!

I don't think it's a coincidence that they make the Busch Light cans in hunter orange every fall.  I usually open a 30 pack and tape them to my chest, back, and arms.  400 square inches, above the waist and visible from all sides - so I'm clearly legal.

[Broken Arrow]

#127

If and when someone is driving past you and roles down his window to ask how your hunt is going...make sure to tell them not bad, thant you actually took a few "sound shots" but your 95% sure you missed as you saw 6 or 7 animals run out of the brush afterwards.

[ribka]

Drove by a hunter standing in the middle of the road and pointing his rifle at a deer near the road. A doe and fawn His buddy was sitting nearby in a Dodge truck parked in the middle of the road drinking a beer. I stop and ask wtf is he doing and cannot shoot from the middle of the road. He answered that he wasn't 't planning to shoot and just looking at the deer through his binos ( rifle scope)

I could smell beer on his breath when he spoke.

[JohnVH]

I don't think it's a coincidence that they make the Busch Light cans in hunter orange every fall.  I usually open a 30 pack and tape them to my chest, back, and arms.  400 square inches, above the waist and visible from all sides - so I'm clearly legal.

Huntin juice!   (actually had some other hunters call it that as I was coming out of a grocery store with a case)

[Bigshooter]

I have 0 problems with people road hunting.  It just means there are less people out in the brush.  And why do people complain about road hunters?  How do the people that complain about them know there are so many of them?  Is it because they too are spending a lot of there time road hunting also?  Who the hell cares if someone wants to road hunt.

[Kc_Kracker]

a mute hooker, always remember one...

[RifleRidge]

On opening morning!! Before leaving home remember to load the old washer and dryer that does not work anymore.. Drop them off at your favorite gravel pit and use them as your target for your first target practice of the season...

[brokehunter]

Be sure to bring atleast 2 cases of Busch light and throw the empties out so you can find your way out. Kinda like mile markers.

What is it about Busch Light and road hunting? We see more of these cans than any anywhere! Last season my buddy and I stopped to fill the truck and get some snacks before heading out to our area, and there was a guy in camo buying some Busch Light in the store. My buddy says to him, "Hey cool, buying some for the road, eh?" And the guy says, "What's that supposed to mean?"  I think I just about burst a blood vessel or 2 to keep from laughing!

brokehunter, maybe you should change your name. You are sounding a lot like a 2%er. Not everybody has money to toss around on expensive beer like Coors and Bud. After buying my hunting license and deer tag and considering purchasing  the discovery pass for a couple seconds an 18 pack of Busch Light tastes pretty good for 5 or 6 bucks.

LOL I don't drink beer when I hunt. I drink off-brand diet pop! Guess I'm breaking road hunting rule #101 there! And I never need to buy a discover pass! I just park my truck far enough off the road in the brush behind trees so no one can see it! Gotta use the 4x4 sometime when your out! Which leaves me to rule #178: Make sure your truck is completley covered in mud so it looks like you hunted hard even though there's no deer in your truck!