Huh...there really is something called the Frost Cutlery Vampire Bat Knife. I probably should pick one up so I can stab all the vampire bats I have flying around the place. They're a nuisance.
Friggin' Mayans were wrong, so the fiery ball of light you westsiders never see must not be the end of the world. However, I hear that the next big thing is the Hopi prophecy; maybe it has something to do with that. Anyway, when the fiery ball of light ends up running out of hydrogen in 5 billion years or so and starts burning helium the Mayans and Hopis can say "I told you so!" as it expands beyond earth's orbit. In the meantime, slap on the SPF15 and don't worry about it.