My Dog Ate What?!

[KopperBuck]

Had a pup that ate an entire bag of pistachios - talk about a pipe cleaner.

[turkeyfeather]

We acquired Gimpel the Fool, a one-eyed crooked jawed white German Shepherd, when my mom hit him with her car.  He only hurled once, producing four cans of Play-doh (including all dough of all 4 colors, the cans and the lids) and a pair of black fishnet stockings of unknown origin.  We always wondered which one put him over the edge. 

He used to eat every magnolia flower petal from a huge tree, and all my mom's tulips (to the ground) just before the flowers opened.  One Halloween, we discovered that somebody had stolen our 18lb jack-o' lantern - we thought - until the evidence appeared otherwise.  A full bushel of yellow onions left on the porch - empty the next day.  (You have not smelled a bad dog fart until you've smelled a bushel o' onions dog fart.)  No feces of any kind, including his own, was ever passed up.

However, my most vivid memory was when he swallowed the live cottontail, whole.  We were having lunch at the backyard picnic table, when he trotted up with the back end of a cotton tail hanging out of his mouth.  We knew the bunny was alive, because the back legs were kicking.  My mother got up and called him in that false happy voice that has never fooled any dog, ever.  He began to back away, as she approached he began backing away faster, and started throwing back his head like a gator swallowing a turtle.  This caused the rabbit to begin to kick vigorously, and a muffled shrieking emanated from the dog that was not produced by the dog.  At the climax, my mother was running at him screaning, he was running backward with his head straight up in the air, and then the back legs slid in and he closed his mouth, sat down and cocked his head, looking at her.  My mom was crying, and my brother and I got in trouble for laughing.

Thanks for the laugh! 

[Stilly bay]

We acquired Gimpel the Fool, a one-eyed crooked jawed white German Shepherd, when my mom hit him with her car.  He only hurled once, producing four cans of Play-doh (including all dough of all 4 colors, the cans and the lids) and a pair of black fishnet stockings of unknown origin.  We always wondered which one put him over the edge. 

He used to eat every magnolia flower petal from a huge tree, and all my mom's tulips (to the ground) just before the flowers opened.  One Halloween, we discovered that somebody had stolen our 18lb jack-o' lantern - we thought - until the evidence appeared otherwise.  A full bushel of yellow onions left on the porch - empty the next day.  (You have not smelled a bad dog fart until you've smelled a bushel o' onions dog fart.)  No feces of any kind, including his own, was ever passed up.

However, my most vivid memory was when he swallowed the live cottontail, whole.  We were having lunch at the backyard picnic table, when he trotted up with the back end of a cotton tail hanging out of his mouth.  We knew the bunny was alive, because the back legs were kicking.  My mother got up and called him in that false happy voice that has never fooled any dog, ever.  He began to back away, as she approached he began backing away faster, and started throwing back his head like a gator swallowing a turtle.  This caused the rabbit to begin to kick vigorously, and a muffled shrieking emanated from the dog that was not produced by the dog.  At the climax, my mother was running at him screaning, he was running backward with his head straight up in the air, and then the back legs slid in and he closed his mouth, sat down and cocked his head, looking at her.  My mom was crying, and my brother and I got in trouble for laughing.

  Hoh Lee Chit....... Can't top that story.

[boneaddict]

I had one that had a taste for lightbulbs.   

[crschralping]

Had a Doberman pup that was set to go under the knife, just before surgery he passed a 3" hunk of concrete right on the vet table. Talk about disgusting... saved me a couple grand though so I was stoked. Ironically his name was Rocker...

Same dog was caught chewing on a used tampon in the living room thanksgiving day, what treat that was. Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.

[turkeyfeather]

Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.

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And you blamed it on the dog, and everyone bought it. Nice job. 

[crschralping]

Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.

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And you blamed it on the dog, and everyone bought it. Nice job. 

  Thats my story and I'm stickin to it! 

[owmygulay]

That can be scary. I left my pup with my little brother for three weeks while I went on vacation. When I got back he looked like he had 3 paws in the grave and had lost 20 lbs. Took him straight to the vet. He ended up needing surgery and took out a couple pieces of plastic and string out of his intestines. We think it was a roll of floss. They said dogs will pass a lot of things but string gets all caught up in there.

[benbo30]

Same dog was caught chewing on a used tampon in the living room thanksgiving day, what treat that was. Different thanksgiving he ate a whole Kalua cheese cake an apple pie and a pumpkin pie never got sick we just found the empty pie pans.

are you sure it was the dog 

[75johndeere]

had a lab that ate 3lbs of homemade fudge that was a mess to clean up the dog had the squirts for a week

[xd2005]

While down on the river my buddies dog found a dead, washed-up salmon he decided to investigate. Unfortunately, I didn't see what he was doing right away. 

He ended up being ok, but not before suffering from salmon poisoning disease. Close call!

[elkinrutdrivemenuts]

I got to pull a sock out of my labs butt the other morning.  He got about half of it out and gave up.  I don't know how he is still alive.

[bracer40]

Years ago I planted a number of large pots with small trees and shrubs to fill in the over built deck we inherited with our new home. The following Spring I applied generous toppings of pelletized fish fertilizer.

Yep...........my young brit wolfed that Sh** down! (did the same with his own everyday too)

Problem was he hit the buffet in the evening.............and the buffet hit him sometime before I woke up in the morning. When I went down I was hit by wall of the foulest stench I've ever encountered! The entire 1st floor was thick with rotten fish/crap smell. His piles, actually they were more like pools, were all over the carpet. Took the  better part of the morning to clean up and air out the house.

Needless to say, I never used that fertilizer again!

[uplandhunter870]

my old lab was a stinking vacuum.  i was out in the garage one summer changin the sticky fly paper rolls i pulled one out of the ceiling and the thumb tack that held it there hit the ground, dog ate that in one fluid motion. about 10 minutes later i started to reload some shotgun shells while filling the primer tray a primer hit the ground, dog ate that too.  so it had a thumb tack and a live primer in her belly i kept an eye on her all day waiting for a "pop", never did hear it and she wasnt phased a bit.

[ICEMAN]

Our old terrier/standard poodle mix used to chew powercords off of tablelamps and such, still plugged in, I would come home and find 6 inches of cord still hanging in the plug. He also apparently chased our cat, which jumped onto a shelf and knocked our wedding cake topper ornament, an all glass topper. He ate it. Nothing killed him, bowels of steel.