Busted!!

[MuleySniper]

Ok, what's the WORST that can happen?  She gets mad at you...she will get over it.  If it's dead it's dead.  Or better yet, just shoot it and tell her you shot it somewhere else, you don't even have to leave the freaking house!

I keep explaining to her the money I could save on diesel

[bow4elk]

Let me come over and take care of that for you.  I'll be happy to explain it and you can help me load it up.  Lead by example 

[DeKuma]

"Honestly Honey!  I just tripped and feel an my rifle went off.  He must have been standing out there and the bullet just hit him!  I was on my way to hunt over at my usual spot!  Really."