"Naughty Dog" What your dog has done.

[sled]

  ha!  What Haven't My Dogs Done?  I Love The Sh1t Out Of Them!!!

[Don Fischer]

This is pretty old and Skipper is gone now. When I was stationed in Montana, one evening on my way to work the wife asked me to call in the morning before I left top site and get her up. Said to be sure she stayed up. Well I called and she answered the phone but when she was done she ran back the the bedroom and took a leap back into bed. While she was gone, Skipper got off my pillow and took a leak on her's and she landed in it! She stayed up!

With Bodie, I was at a friend's house and left Bodie and Squirt in the car while I went in for a bit. Came back out and Bodie had eaten my cell phone.

Had one of my old pointer's, Otis, with me one time down in Utah. Taking an RV trailer to Flagstaff. Had to stop and clean it on the way. Got near and stopped to wash the thing in a car wash. Took my wrapped sandwich and hid it under the driver seat. Took less than two minute's to wash off the trailer. Got back in and the wrapper to my sandwich was on the seat. Otis claimed he didn't know anything about it!

[Jonathan_S]

Six month old black and tan hound, Ezra, ate a 9x13 pan of peach cobbler left out to cool a few weeks ago.

[turkeyfeather]

Our golden retriever Morgan ate an entire bag of snickers halloween candy (wrappers and all). And then spent the next 2 days crapping the wrappers back out. It was gross and hilarious at the same time.

[lokidog]

A friend's chocolate lab would go ice fishing with him in MN.  When he would catch a walleye, he, and most others, would throw it on the ice outside of his shelter.  His dog was in and out during the day which was usual and he didn't think much of it.  As he was getting ready to leave he left his shelter in time to see his dog returning from outside someone else's shelter with a fish in its mouth.  He looked down and his three or four fish had doubled in the pile outside his door.   

A GSP we had when I was a kid ate an entire five pound stick of sausage off the counter.

[trophyhunt]

You know how much time is involved with making beef jerky, well I just got done pulling all the finished jerky off the racks, put the meat in a bowl on the shelf. Had to use the bathroom, by the time I got back to the kitchen, the *censored* head ate the whole bowl!! I could have killed him!

[gaddy]

my golden lab(rip Abby) hated my wife's garden hoses, destroyed them at every opportunity. came home one time to find the dog tied up with hose & stuffed into her house. during a break from yard work I was sitting in a chair & set my beer down on the ground at my feet, she snuck in under the chair, took the top of the can in her mouth, tilted her head back & guzzled it down. was my last one.
would climb out of the pen & cruise the neighbor hood at night. once brought me a brand new pair of tennis shoes, my size!! brought home a packaged whole chicken & didn't even puncture the wrapping. someone evidently left it out to thaw.? we finished thawing & had a BBQ.
I went deer hunting one year & came home empty handed & disappointed. got up the next morning to go feed the dog & found a forky skull plate at the back door.
man I loved that dog. don't know where she came up with this stuff but none of my neighbors were missing anything when asked & they all loved her.
the only thing the 2 we have now have done was get into a cooler after a elk hunt. the only thing they took was the liver & a package of salad.

[lokidog]

Oh yeah, forgot about the time I had gutted a deer into a tote to haul it off later.  We werre sitting around after dinner watching TV and Loki starts doing the "I'm gonna barf boogie".  As she is shuddering, I grab a tote lid and slide it under her head just in time to catch... a lung!     She had swallowed one of the lungs whole from outside, bleh.

[carpsniperg2]

SO this was not my dog and just a story and pictures but thought it was crazy and bad at the same time. A member on ifish posted that he takes his wiener dog fishing with him. Well one day he brings his cut plug herring into the boat and drops it down on the floor of the boat. It had a 2/0 and 1/0 trailer in it. as soon as it hit the deck the said wiener dog decided it would make for a tasty treat and woofed it down before he could do anything about it. I remember the x ray pics they were pretty crazy. Just thought I would share.

Most of mine have never really done to many bad things. 

[dallygirl]

Today our Coonhound jumped in the UPS truck and sat down in the passenger seat.   She sulked all the way to the door when I made her get out of the truck.

Guess she had her heart set on a career change.

[Michelle_Nelson]

I can't think of anything really bad that my male AE Coon Hound has done.  He likes to get into the trash can every now and then. 

He has a thing for my underwear.  About 6 months after I got him I started finding my underwear throughout the house.  He'd bring a pair into the living room or I'd find a pair in the kitchen on the floor.  After about a year and a half I thought he had quit.  Then my underwear started disappearing.  Sometimes when we do laundry we would leave it in the laundry basket for a few days before we got around to folding it.  I was down to like 2 or 3 pair.  One day went in and got the sleeping bag that he claimed and slept in to wash it and found like 10 or 12 pair of my underwear in his sleeping bag. 

[jay.sharkbait]

My heathen destroyed a pair of very expensive Bose headphones..........There was a very short, but focused intervention.

The lovely princess has been pretty good since.

[hrd2fnd]

Boob decided he wanted our thanksgiving bird more than we did

[Cougar125]

While I was deployed, one of my dogs decided she was going to start counter surfing and stealing food off of plates when the wife was not around.  The dog also decided she was going to start taking off for "adventures" for several hours on end.  I have since fixed the hot fence and busted her stealing food twice (she was wearing the e-collar in the house.    )

[Oldguy]

I think my Yellow Labs is genetically related somehow to the Chesapeake breed because he is extremely stubborn and highly intelligent. Most dogs love to get attention in the form of petting; not mine and that is only important to him when he is in the duck blind and soaking wet and muddy. He can't seem to hear me call sometimes but if he is out of the blind, he can hear me open a Ziploc bag of goodies at a mile. Spring is his favorite time of year since he eats Dandelion flowers like candy; over one hundred at one outing. Add to that stealing tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers and radishes from the garden and this week he added whole oranges, unpeeled to his diet. The good thing is that in the destructive mode, he has only destroyed two or three decoys so after reading what some of you have had occur, I'm feeling fortunate.